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Blocky Blunders

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	3649
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because this server is here to save the day!

Picture this: you spawn in and suddenly find yourself surrounded by dancing llamas and talking chickens. Yes, you heard that right – the animals in this server have some serious attitude!

But wait, there’s more! Herobrine himself makes regular appearances to challenge players to dance battles for rare loot. Rumor has it he’s got some killer moves!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that Steve has been hitting the gym and is now a total beefcake. Watch out, Creeper – he’s coming for you!

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life!

GundamCraft: Where Mechs Rule and Pixels Drool

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	5183
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	106
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Emeralds Found:	9507	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Mines Excavated:	2707

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, ITS OVER! Join our server for the most epic and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world filled with flying pigs, talking creepers, and dancing villagers. It was like a Minecraft rave party! And that’s not all – they stumbled upon a secret dungeon where the rarest diamonds were guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. True story, bro.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Doom, rumored to have the power to mine through bedrock like butter. And if you’re lucky, you might even encounter the Disco Sheep, whose funky dance moves will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, ITS OVER for boring servers once you’ve experienced the insanity of ours.

Blocky Bagels & Bizarre Binds

acceptance, bagels, Beliefs, Binds, BIZARRE, blocky, conformity, culture, Expression, feelings, freedom, Identity, Individuality, Jewish, mental health, Metaphysical, personal growth, philosophy, Religion, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, Spiritual Journey, Straitjacket, tradition

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	237
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the only thing tighter than the straitjackets are the friendships you’ll make!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party hosted by Notch himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mystical creature that grants wishes to all who can find it. Rumor has it that one lucky player even got their own personal hot tub filled with lava – talk about a relaxing soak!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this crazy adventure and see if you can survive the madness. Just remember, on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

Crafty Idol Adventures – KahoKozue Edition

Adventures, Aqours Club, Chika Token, Crafty, dead game offline, deep blue, Edition, gacha, Idol, Infodump., KahoKozue, Liella subunit, LLLL card database, LLLL gameplay guides, Love Live! Days, Love Live! School Idol Festival, Niji Conclusion Arc, Nijigasaki VN, peace piece pizza, private server guides, School Idol Musical, SIF2 databases, SIF2 teambuilder, Superstar S3, Switch, YouRuby URs, Zenkai

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	9046
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6300
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us at Zenkai no /llsifg/ for a wild ride filled with Chika Token / YouRuby URs and gacha madness!

Our server is so lit that even the Love Live! Global service is ending just to make room for our epic adventures. Nijigasaki VN for Switch? We got it! Liella subunit singles dropping like hot potatoes on April 24th! And don’t even get me started on the peace piece pizza releasing on May 8th – it’s out of this world!

But wait, there’s more! Aqours Club 2024 set coming out on June 30th, School Idol Musical album hitting the shelves on August 21st, and Niji Conclusion Arc Part 1 premiering in theaters on September 6th. And let’s not forget about Superstar S3 airing in October – it’s gonna be lit!

Join our server now and immerse yourself in the madness of SIF2 databases, SIF2 teambuilder, and all the LLLL gameplay guides you could ever dream of. Plus, we’ve got a LLLL card database that will blow your mind!

Don’t miss out on the fun – hop on our Minecraft server today and let the insanity begin!

RoboLoveCraft: Where FemBots and Players Unite!

body positivity, dating advice, dating challenges, dating goals, dating struggles, dating tips, family, fembot community, fembots, Friends, hobbies, how to meet a fembot, personal growth, Players, relationships, RoboLoveCraft, self improvement, self love, self-confidence, social circle, support system, unite, weight loss journey

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	2170
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Villages Defended:	14
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Dragons Tamed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Fembots roam free and are ready to mingle! Join us for a chance to meet your very own robotic companion and embark on hilarious adventures together.

Our server is filled with 32-year-old players who are dedicated to improving themselves, just like you! With active hobbies, great friends, and a loving family, you’ll fit right in with our community.

Don’t worry about your weight, we’re all about self-improvement here! In fact, one player has already lost 14lbs this month just by playing on our server. Who knew mining and crafting could be so good for your health?

So come join us and let us help you navigate the world of dating Fembots. We’ll teach you how to bridge the gap between man and machine, and who knows, you might just find love in the most unexpected places!

Don’t be shy, ask us anything and we’ll make sure you have a blast on our server. See you in the game!

Crafty Time Travelers: Steins;Craft

Anime, character analysis, Character development, complex emotions, coping mechanisms, Crafty, determination, eccentric behavior, friendship, iconic quotes, loyalty, male protagonist, mental health, Okabe Rintarou, psychological depth, relationships, science fiction, SELF AWARENESS, Steins;Gate, SteinsCraft, Time, time travel, Trauma, travelers

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	2995
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5095

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can experience the ultimate adventure like no other! Are you tired of boring old male protagonists in other games? Well, on our server, we have Okabe – the most epic, hilarious, and downright outrageous protagonist you’ll ever meet!

Join us and embark on crazy quests with Okabe as he navigates through the world of Minecraft in search of the rarest items and the most insane adventures. Why settle for boring when you can have Okabe leading the way?

Not convinced yet? Well, let me tell you a little secret – Okabe once defeated an Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot and a rubber chicken. True story! And on our server, you can witness all the madness firsthand.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and see for yourself why Okabe is the ultimate male protagonist in the world of Minecraft!

Crafty Creepers: Andy Sixx’s Asshole Adventure

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	7269
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Ores Mined:	2316	Ether Blades Crafted:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can suck so hard on Andy Sixx’s asshole that food he hasn’t even eaten yet comes out!

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and outrageous shenanigans. Our server is so epic that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

Build your own asshole-shaped castle and rule over your fellow players with a iron fist. Don’t worry, we won’t judge your unique architectural choices.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the weirdness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself sucking on Andy Sixx’s asshole sooner than you think!

CurryCraft: Where Indian Immigration Brings Spice to Your World

Brings, cultural exchange, currycraft, discrimination, Diversity, easy to sleep with, economic growth, Globalization, immigration, Immigration Policy, Inceldom, Indian, Indian Immigration, Indian men, Indian women, integration, local incels, local population, Mogging, Multiculturalism, Social Cohesion, Spice, Stereotypes, Workforce, world

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	2879
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension Hops:	14	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the main benefit of joining is that you’ll never have to worry about inceldom again! Why? Because Indian immigrants have taken over and they’re the new incels, leaving the local population free to mog them with ease. Plus, Indian women are apparently the easiest on the planet to sleep with – they’ll go for anyone who’s not Indian! So come join us and experience a whole new level of non-inceldom and sleeping around!

CraftyCrackers – LOLz

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	635
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Crops Grown:	2616	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Magic Items Found:	6135
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	7

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the cows fly and the creepers dance! Join us for a wild ride through a world where diamonds rain from the sky and pigs ride on saddled chickens.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they found a secret portal to a land filled with talking llamas who taught them how to build a castle out of enchanted cheese. True story.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical beast who guards a treasure trove of emeralds and golden apples. Will you be brave enough to face the Diamond Dragon and claim your riches?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Pixelated TV Addict Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	7817
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	168	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	4035	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you can escape the mundane world of TV shows and dive into a world of endless possibilities!

Join us and say goodbye to boring TV shows because once you start playing on our server, you won’t be able to tear yourself away!

Our server is so addictive that even the most dedicated TV show fanatics have abandoned their favorite shows to play with us!

Come join us and experience the thrill of building, exploring, and surviving in a world where TV shows are a thing of the past!