gtAneurysms – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

NukeBuddies Minecraft SMP
Alliance, Budapest Memorandum, defense partners, diplomatic commitments, Geopolitics, global stability, historical agreements, international relations, military cooperation, Minecraft, nuclear disarmament, nuclear weapons, NukeBuddies, peacekeeping efforts, Reliability, russia, SECURITY, smp, strategic partnerships, trustworthiness, uk, Ukraine, US
Bro, lemme tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found. It’s like, so lit, you gotta join ASAP. So, like, back in 1994, Russia, the US, and the UK were all like, "Yo Ukraine, give us your nukes and we’ll totally protect you, bro." And Ukraine was like, "Sure, why not?" But like, now we gotta ask ourselves, are these three countries gonna actually defend Ukraine if sht goes down? I mean, who knows, man. But like, forget all that serious stuff, come join our Minecraft server and let’s build some crazy sht together. We got like, diamonds for days and creepers for nights, it’s gonna be a blast. So yeah, join now and let’s see if these countries can keep their promises, or if they’re just a bunch of noobs. Peace out, broskis!

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CraftyLiesMC
Adult, biggest lie, Childhood, CraftyLiesMC, Deception, disbelief, family, funny, growing up, gullible, hindsight, imagination, Innocence, lessons learned, life lessons, Memories, misconceptions, Naive, storytelling, Trust, truth revealed
Remember when your parents told you that eating carrots would make you see in the dark? Well, they were lying to you because the real secret to unlocking your night vision is joining our Minecraft server! Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so epic that your eyes will literally start glowing in the dark once you start playing.
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have mastered the art of building diamond castles. If you can find them, they might just teach you their ways and you’ll be living in a palace made of diamonds in no time.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a magical portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy. Imagine building a house out of marshmallows and swimming in a pool of chocolate milk. It’s a sugar rush like no other!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and unlock a world of endless possibilities, insane adventures, and maybe even some talking pigs. Trust us, it’s way better than eating carrots.

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Zelenskyy’s Defense Minecraft Server
blowout, Defender, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, interests, international relations, leadership, Minecraft, Oval Office, Politics, president, protest, public opinion, Rally, Server, solidarity, Support, Ukraine, ukrainians, zelenskyy, Zelenskyys
so, like, this server is like the ultimate place to be, ya know? like, ukrainians are all like rallying around this dude named Zelenskyy, and he’s like the ultimate defender of Ukraine’s interests, man. after this crazy Oval Office blowout, everyone is like, “yo, we gotta join this server to show our support for Zelenskyy!”
like, imagine building a giant statue of Zelenskyy in Minecraft and having epic battles to defend Ukraine’s interests against all the haters out there. it’s like a virtual war zone, but with way more explosions and way less consequences.
plus, we have this secret underground bunker where we store all the rarest items and treasures. only the bravest and most skilled players can find it and claim its riches. are you up for the challenge? join now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft server ever!

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ZelenskyCraft – Scrap Trump’s Visit!
call to scrap, controversy, Decision making, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, Government, Impeachment, international relations, opposition, Politics, presidential visit, protest, public opinion, Row, Scrap, state visit, trump, Trumps, Ukraine, Visit, White House, Zelensky, ZelenskyCraft
lol u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz it’s like the wildest ride of ur life, bro. like, u think u know minecraft but u ain’t seen nothin’ yet. we got pigs flyin’ around, creepers doin’ the cha-cha, and villagers breakdancin’ like there’s no tomorrow.
but wait, there’s more! we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot, like enchanted diamond swords and golden apples that make u invincible. and don’t even get me started on the nether portal – rumor has it there’s a whole other dimension in there with unicorns and rainbows.
oh, and did i mention the giant chicken boss that roams the land, terrorizing unsuspecting players? yea, it’s a thing. but don’t worry, we’re all in this together. join us on this crazy journey and let’s take on the minecraft world like never before. trust me, u won’t regret it.

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Methane Madness: Sudd Swamp, Turkmenistan Coast, Ibera Wetland, Liaoning Laughs
anthropogenic sources, argentina, China, climate change, Coast, data analysis, Emissions, environmental impact, greenhouse gas, Ibera, Ibera wetland, industrial activities, laughs, Liaoning, madness, Mapping, methane, methane emissions, methane production, oil and gas, persistent methane sources, south Sudan, sudd, Sudd wetland, Swamp, Top Global, turkmenistan, Turkmenistan coast, Wetland, Wetlands
come join our epic minecraft server where we have more methane sources than south sudan’s wetland! we got so much gas, you’ll be farting diamonds in no time! our turkmenistan coast oil and gas is so lit, it’ll make your head spin! and don’t even get us started on argentina’s iberia wetland, the only thing wetter than our players’ tears when they lose their loot! plus, our china liaoning sources are so anthropogenic, they’ll make you question your existence! join now for a gas-tastic time!

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The Perch

active community, ask questions, community-driven, cozy space, Discord, Drama-free, Events, Feedback, Ip:, Map, perch, Player-ran shops, Ranking system, rent claims, second home, Sell, smp, tailor-made, transparency, Unique, Vanilla

The Perch Minecraft Server Overview

Description	Details
Type	Semi-vanilla, community-driven server
Features	Never-resetting map Ranking system based on time played Active community with player-ran shops and events Sell and rent claims system

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How can I join The Perch server? A: You can join by using the IP address rd.the-perch.net in your Minecraft client.

Q: Is there a Discord server for The Perch? A: Yes, you can join our Discord server at https://discord.the-perch.net/.

Q: What makes The Perch unique? A: The server separates itself by focusing on community needs, offering a cozy space without toxicity or drama, and introducing custom features.

Q: How can I get more information about the server map? A: You can view the interactive map at https://map.the-perch.net/.

Bussy World Craft 1.21.1
1.21.1, Bussy, Craft, world
Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they got the biggest, baddest bwc in all of Minecraft! And not just any bwc, but the bwc that will make your bussy sing with joy! Trust me, you won’t find bwc like this anywhere else in the Minecraft universe. So what are you waiting for? Get on this server and get that bwc in your bussy! It’s a game-changer, bro.

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FashionablyLateCraft
Boundaries, college, Communication, culture, FashionablyLateCraft, Filipino time, friendship, Frustration, high school, Hotel, Itinerary, lateness, patience, Planning, punctuality, Respect, travel, trip, Understanding, VALUES, Waiting
Yo, welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a crazy story that will blow your mind!
So, imagine this: you log into the server and you’re greeted by a group of players who are always late for everything. Like, seriously, they make “Filipino time” look like a joke. But hey, that’s part of the fun, right? You never know when your friends will actually show up to help you build that epic castle you’ve been dreaming of.
And get this – if you’re the first one to arrive at a meetup spot, you get a special prize! Like, a diamond sword or a pet creeper or something equally awesome. Plus, if you’re late, you have to do a silly dance in front of everyone. It’s all in good fun, trust me.
So, come join us on the server where being fashionably late is the norm and where the adventures never end. Who needs punctuality when you’ve got a bunch of crazy friends to play with? Let’s build, mine, and explore together – just don’t be surprised if your friends show up three hours late with a sheep in tow. It’s all part of the fun, baby!

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CraftyMythBusters
CraftyMythBusters, Debunked, Deception, error, fabrication, fact, fake news, Fallacy, false belief, falsehood, Inaccuracy, Incorrect, Misconception, misguided, misguided belief, Misinformation, Myth, total BS, untruth, urban legend, widely accepted
Tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Look no further, because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding giant chickens into battle, mining diamonds with your pet llama, and fighting off zombie hordes with nothing but a carrot stick.
But that’s not all – on our server, you can also participate in epic dance battles with creepers, build a rollercoaster that goes straight to the Nether, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a game of chess (spoiler alert: he’s a sore loser). So why waste your time on boring old servers when you could be living out your wildest Minecraft dreams with us? Join now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other!

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CraftyPutin’sMCServer
calls for peace, condemns, Conflict Resolution, CraftyPutinsMCServer, crisis management., Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, global security, international relations, military intervention, nato, peace talks, peacekeeping efforts, political tensions, president, russian aggression, sanctions, SWISS, Ukraine, united nations
so, like, u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where the swiss president is, like, totally involved? well, now u can! he, like, totally condemns russian aggression and is all about peace in ukraine. join our server for some epic peace-building and maybe even some swiss chocolate giveaways! who knew politics could be so fun in minecraft, amirite? come join the fun and help spread peace in the virtual world!

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