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TortureCraft: Boom!

Attacks, blow up, boom, Conflict, eastern europe, explosions, GUERRILLAS, human rights abuses, Insurgency, international relations, Military, Political unrest, Rebel forces, resistance movement, RETALIATION, Russian guards, security forces, TortureCraft, Tortures, Ukraine, violence, War Crimes

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	5026
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Divine Spears Created:	10
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Endless Night Skies:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring ol’ Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, come on down to our server where we have guerrillas blowing up Russian guards involved in tortures in Ukraine!

Join us for some wild adventures as we fight against injustice and blow stuff up for the greater good! Who needs diamonds when you can have explosions, am I right?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft revolution you’ve ever seen! Let’s show those Russian guards who’s boss, one TNT block at a time!

Tan Line Lifeguards United

lifeguards, line, tan, United

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	7322
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Astral Projections Made:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Falling into the Void:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have lifeguards from the 80s with weird tan lines as our moderators! they will make sure your gaming experience is as wild as their tans!

we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and gold that only the bravest players can find. legend says that the first person to uncover the treasure will be granted three wishes by a magical llama named larry.

our server is also home to a group of mischievous creepers who love to photobomb your screenshots. they may explode your house, but at least you’ll have a funny picture to remember it by!

so come on over to our server and join the chaos. who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll have with us!

Red Squirrel City Life

30 Years, Biodiversity, city, ecological impact, environmental change, Eurasian red squirrel, genetic analysis, genetic diversity, habitat loss, human impact, Impact, Japan, Life, population genetic structure, red, short period, species conservation, squirrel, urban development, urban expansion, urbanization, wildlife conservation, wildlife management, Wildlife research

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	3843
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	21	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	226	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	16
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

come join our wacky minecraft server where the eurasian red squirrel population is going bonkers in japan! watch as these squirrels build skyscrapers and drive tiny squirrel cars around the city! you won’t believe your eyes as they hold squirrel fashion shows and throw wild squirrel parties in the streets! who knew squirrels could be so urbanized?! hop on our server and witness the chaos for yourself! squirrel city awaits you!

What is the IP for Nought Minecraft Server?

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	6900
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Crops Grown:	1075

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What are Minecraft servers like FlanCraft ?

Adventure, alliances, Biomes, Challenges, Community, Competitions, Cross-Play, Dangers, Economy, Events, FRIENDSHIPS, GREATNESS, landscape, Nature, PvE, PvP, Resources, Shelter, Skills, Staff, Story, Survival, Trading, Vanilla

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	1522
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Votes:	6308
Runes Activated:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	422	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Farms Harvested:	523
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	New Chunks Explored:	380539
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Some similar Minecraft servers to FlanCraft include: 1. MineVibe: This server offers an authentic survival experience with challenging gameplay elements and a strong emphasis on community interaction. Join forces with other players, participate in events, and explore a wide range of biomes and resources. 2. Craftopia: Craftopia is known for its dynamic economy system, special events, and regular competitions. Join this server to test your skills, forge alliances, and create your own survival story in a vibrant and engaging environment. 3. AdventureCraft: If you’re looking for a server that focuses on adventure and exploration, AdventureCraft is the perfect choice. Embark on thrilling quests, discover hidden treasures, and compete in exciting challenges with a dedicated and attentive staff to guide you along the way. 4. SurvivalEmpire: SurvivalEmpire offers a safe and friendly environment for players to build, trade, and form alliances. With a wide variety of biomes and resources to explore, as well as attentive staff members to ensure an enjoyable experience, this server is sure to provide hours of fun and excitement. 5. CraftedLands: CraftedLands is a server that puts a unique spin on survival gameplay, offering new and exciting features for players to enjoy. With a focus on creativity, community, and collaboration, this server is perfect for those who want to experience a fresh take on the classic survival experience. Join today and start your journey to greatness!

play.flancraft.com:40026

Oasis Factions

Adventure, Creative, Economy, faction war, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, MCMMO, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP, PVP Events, Raiding, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	428
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Potions Brewed:	150
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

Creating a competitive and balanced OG factions experience that is both fair and enjoyable for all players .

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FactionsPlus

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Datapacks, Factions, FactionsPlus, Features, fun twist, Game, Latest Version, minecraft factions, Mix, mod, PvP, Raiding, Server, smp, Support, Survival, Teams, Unique, Vanilla, voice chat

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	1362
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9

Want a server that isn’t boring and has a unique and fun twist that many vanilla smp servers don’t have? Well this is the server just for you. FactionsPlus offers the mix with datapacks, minecraft factions features, and still keeping the game very vanilla. You can create teams and be the best of the best!

This supports the latest version of Minecraft!

Server supports voice chat mod

factionsplus.sparked.network:25619

Sisters Are Real Minecraft Server

crazy sisters, family bond, Minecraft, real, real sisters, Server, sibling love, sister love, Sisterhood, sisterly love., sisters, sisters are amazing, sisters are angels, sisters are best friends, sisters are blessings, sisters are everything, sisters are family, sisters are irreplaceable, sisters are priceless, sisters are soulmates, sisters are special, sisters are true friends, sisters forever

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	3511
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Votes:	997	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49	Ores Mined:	2347
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the sisters are real and 68% of the time, they’re absolutely bonkers! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and maybe even a few sibling squabbles along the way.

Ever wanted to build a giant castle made entirely out of cheese? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Our players have created everything from floating islands made of cotton candy to underground lairs filled with dancing llamas. The only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few blocks of TNT).

But beware, the sisters on this server are not to be messed with. They have been known to prank unsuspecting players by turning their houses into giant toilets or replacing all their tools with rubber chickens. It’s all in good fun, of course, but you better watch your back!

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens while wearing a top hat made of diamonds? Trust us, you won’t find an experience like this anywhere else. Come join the madness and see for yourself just how crazy things can get on our Minecraft server!

Futa Lover Minecraft SMP

adult content, Bisexual, desire, Erotic, explicit desire, FANTASY, fetish, futa, futa girl, gender play, hot load, Kinky, Lover, Minecraft, Naughty, oral sex, sexual fantasy, smp, sucking, taboo, Transgender, transgender fantasy, veiny cock

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	1639
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Runes Activated:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Votes:	5705	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind (and maybe something else)? Look no further! Our server is filled with futa players who are ready to show you a good time. Imagine building your dream castle while getting down on your knees to worship a cute futa girl’s big veiny cock. It’s a wild ride filled with hot, tasty loads and endless possibilities. Join us now and let the futa fantasies come to life!

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

age gap, Apology, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, brother, Deception, Divorce, estrangement, ex-SIL, family, Fight, Girlfriend, Invitation, Minecraft, nephew, nonbinary partner, plus one, reconciliation, seating, Server, uncle, Wedding, WeddingCraft

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	8967
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Secret Passages Found:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Look no further than our server, where we have more plot twists than a soap opera! Join us and experience the wild ride of family dynamics and relationship drama, just like the crazy drunk texts from your brother!

We’ve got nephews with mysterious parentage, ex-SILs with questionable morals, and brothers who can’t make up their minds. But hey, at least we have charming, chunky look-alikes and age-appropriate girlfriends to keep things interesting!

Join our server and witness the ultimate showdown between family members, plus-ones, and “theyfriends.” Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama right here in Minecraft? So come on in and see if our happy ending is as epic as we hope it will be!