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I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

Despair, hate, Invisibility, Loneliness, Minecraft, rejection, self compassion, self esteem, self hate, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-doubt, self-perception, smp, social media, unlovable

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	3944
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Void Gems Collected:	17	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Falling into the Void:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Tired of feeling like a background character in someone else’s love story? Join our Minecraft SMP and become the main character of your own epic adventure! No more scrolling through social media feeling invisible – on our server, you’ll be treated like royalty by our community of players who will worship the ground you walk on (virtually, of course).

Forget about those perfect girls with their perfect boyfriends – on our server, you’ll find love and acceptance from fellow players who appreciate you for exactly who you are. Who needs a real-life boyfriend when you can have a Minecraft girlfriend who will build you a castle and slay dragons for you?

So what are you waiting for? Leave behind the mundane reality of being unnoticed and unappreciated, and join our Minecraft SMP where you’ll be the star of the show. Because here, everyone is good enough, cute enough, smart enough, and interesting enough – especially you!

CraftyGFs BdayArtGate

aita, artwork, ass, BdayArtGate, Birthday, canvas, CraftyGFs, creepy, Girlfriend, homemade artwork, Intimacy, Jerk, Legs, Nude, paint, Print, refusing, tiktok, UNCOMFORTABLE, ungrateful, Unique, unusual habits

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	4997
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Zombie Dances:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	New Chunks Explored:	366610
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all forms of art, even the most… unique ones! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of hanging up a print of your girlfriend’s ass and legs on your virtual walls. Our server is a safe space for all kinds of artwork, no matter how borderline creepy it may seem to others.

But beware, if you’re not willing to embrace the intimacy of having a nude painting in your virtual home, you might just end up making your girlfriend cry and being labeled as an ungrateful asshole. Don’t worry though, she can always hang up her masterpiece at her place in our server!

So come on over and join us for a wild ride of artistic expression and emotional turmoil. Who knows, you might even find yourself appreciating the beauty of a well-placed butt print on a canvas. Just remember, in our server, anything goes… even if it leaves your parents questioning your life choices.

MineTimeMachine

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	4210
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Secret Passages Found:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Hey there, young Minecraft enthusiast! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard that right!

Join our server and you’ll never look back. We’ve got a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. And don’t even get us started on the enchanted forests where the trees sing show tunes.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure. Trust us, your younger self would thank you for it!

PlaintextCraft – $101M Passwords

$101 million, 101M, Accountability, Breach, cybersecurity, data breach, ENCRYPTION, Fine, fined, lawsuit, Meta, passwords, plaintext, PlaintextCraft, privacy, SECURITY, sensitive data, social media, Storing, Technology, user information, VIOLATION

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	323
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Secret Passages Found:	2
Votes:	2767	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Zombie Dances:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Potions Brewed:	175	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

LOL THIS SERVER IS SO EPIC, EVEN META WOULD BE JEALOUS! THEY GOT FINED $101 MILLION FOR STORING PASSWORDS IN PLAINTEXT, BUT WE DON’T DO THAT HERE! JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE THROUGH A MINECRAFT WORLD FILLED WITH DIAMONDS, DRAGONS, AND DANCING LLAMAS! OUR PLAYERS ARE SO AWESOME, THEY MAKE THE CREEPERS CRY WITH THEIR MAD BUILDING SKILLS. COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE WHY WE’RE THE TALK OF THE BLOCK!

Dad’s Booze Before Birth = Bad Mouse Face

alcohol consumption, alcohol exposure, animal studies, bad, Birth, birth defects, booze, brain defects, Conception, Dads, developmental disorders, face, facial defects, Father, genetic mutations, genetics, Mice, Mouse, neurodevelopmental disorders, Offspring, parental health, paternal influence, prenatal exposure, reproductive health, teratogenic effects

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	3306
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Gods Slained:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Void Armor Forged:	25
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

lol so like, u know how ur dad drinks a lot of beer and stuff? well turns out, if he drinks too much before u were even born, u could end up lookin like a weird mouse in minecraft. like, ur face could be all messed up and ur brain could be all wonky. but hey, on the bright side, u could join our server and fit right in with all the other mouse-faced players! come join us for a wild time and see if u can build a house without ur brain defect getting in the way! it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

The Chunky Chainsaw Man Minecraft Server

chainsaw, chainsaw man, chunky, Dump 179, long tail, man, Manga, Minecraft, Server, shueisha, tags, Vamvagah, VIEWER

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	6884
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us on #179 “Vamvagah” for a wild ride filled with adventure, mystery, and maybe even a touch of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).

Once upon a time, a group of unicorns invaded our server and started a dance party that lasted for days. The players were so mesmerized by their moves that they couldn’t help but join in and show off their best dance moves too. It was a sight to behold!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have mastered the art of building epic structures with nothing but their beaks. You won’t believe your eyes when you see the chicken-built castle that rivals even the most skilled player’s creations.

So why wait? Join us on #179 “Vamvagah” for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next!

🌙 Moonthly Cow Thread Minecraft SMP 🐄

animal girls, Anthropomorphic, bovine lovers, cow, cow women, cowgirl cosplay, cowgirls, dairy, FANTASY, farm animals, fetish, furry community, Horns, hot cow babes, lactation, Milk Edition, Minecraft, Moo, Moonthly, Roleplay, Sexy, smp, Thread, transformation, udders

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	6259
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace the beauty of bovine women in all their glory! Join us for a udderly ridiculous time as we explore the world of Minecraft with a twist – everything is cow-themed!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community dedicated to posting sexy cow women and things transforming into hot cow babes? It’s like a weird and wonderful dream come true!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a legendary cow goddess who grants wishes to those who can milk her sacred cows. Will you be the one to uncover the secrets of the Big Milk Edition SMP?

So come on down and join us for a MOO-velous adventure unlike any other. Just remember, things may get a little cheesy, but that’s all part of the fun!

CousinClash Minecraft Server

15 years, aita, Best Friend, Boyfriend, Cards, Cook, cousin, CousinClash, dming, Fight, Friends, home country, House, LAUGH, LEAVING, Minecraft, MONEY, Movie, relationship, ruining my life, Server, united states, Visit

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	9502
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Are you tired of unwanted house guests overstaying their welcome? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, explore, and mine without any pesky relatives causing trouble. Plus, our virtual world has no room for drama llamas, only friendly players looking to have a good time. So say goodbye to unwanted guests and hello to a stress-free gaming experience on our server!

NoKidzLeftBehindMC

Boundaries, Burnout, childcare, Communication, Conflict Resolution, division of labor, Fairness, family dynamics, household duties, NoKidzLeftBehindMC, parenting, partner, primary breadwinner, Resentment, REST, school drop off, sick leave, Stress Management, Support, Time management, work-life balance

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	2717
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your real-life problems? Look no further than our server, where you can escape the stress of being the primary breadwinner and dealing with a partner who thinks your free time is their lucky draw to sleep in!

Join us and experience a world where the only tasks you have to worry about are mining for diamonds and building epic structures. No more arguments about who should do the laundry or take the kids to school – on our server, the only thing you’ll be arguing about is who has the coolest castle!

So come on down to our server and leave all your real-life responsibilities behind. Who needs a partner who can’t even take care of their own laundry when you can have a whole community of players who just want to have a good time? Join us now and start living your best blocky life!

FirstTimeNoob – Minecraft SMP

#exciting, anticipation, awkward, Experience, first time, FirstTimeNoob, growth, Innocence, learning, Memories, milestone, Minecraft, Nervous, Nostalgia, personal development, significant event, smp, special moment, teenage years, unforgettable, Unique, young love

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	8301
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4801	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Runes Activated:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Oh, let me tell you about the wildest Minecraft SMP out there! Our server is like a rollercoaster ride through the Nether, with twists and turns that will leave you screaming with excitement.

Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, daring escapes from lava-filled caves, and hilarious pranks that will have you laughing until you cry.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to bring good luck to all who find it. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame the Diamond Pig will be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP and experience the adventure of a lifetime. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen!