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🌟 Join the “Underwhelming Revolution SMP” and prepare for slightly above average Minecraft adventures! 🌟

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Revolution SMP Minecraft Server

Overview
Join us in Revolution SMP, where every player can leave their mark on the world, forge lasting friendships, and be part of a story that unfolds with every new adventurer. Whether you’re a seasoned builder, a daring explorer, or just looking to unwind and chill, Revolution SMP welcomes you to be part of our exciting journey. Let the adventure begin!

New Update 1.21 Features
Custom Enchants, Grief Prevention, Anti Pay-to-Win, Jobs, Player Shops, Quests, and more!

Why Choose Us?
Community Focused, Friendly Environment, Constant Updates, Balanced Economy, 24/7 Uptime.

How To Join – Java Edition (Computer/PC)
Launch Minecraft. Click “Multiplayer.” Click “Add Server.” Type in the textbox called “Server Address” with the text: play.revsmp.com. Click “Done” and join the server!

How To Join – Bedrock Edition (Mobile/Console)
In your Minecraft Client, go to your “Friends” tab. Click “Add Friend.” Enter “PLAYREVSMP” (not case-sensitive). Click “Add Friend.” After a few seconds, you will see Revolution SMP as a joinable friend under your “Joinable Friends” in the Friends tab. Click it to join! Or In your Minecraft Client, go to your “Servers” tab. Click “Add Server.” Type in the textbox called “Server Address” with the text: play.revsmp.com. Type in the textbox called “Port” with the text: 25627. Click “Save” and join the server!

How To Join – Bedrock Edition (Mobile/Console)

In your Minecraft Client, go to your “Friends” tab.
Click “Add Friend.”
Enter “PLAYREVSMP” (not case-sensitive).
Click “Add Friend.”
After a few seconds, you will see Revolution SMP as a joinable friend under your “Joinable Friends” in the Friends tab. Click it to join!

Or

In your Minecraft Client, go to your “Servers” tab.
Click “Add Server.”
Type in the textbox called “Server Address” with the text: play.revsmp.com.
Type in the textbox called “Port” with the text: 25627.
Click “Save” and join the server!

We can’t wait to see you in Revolution SMP!

Obsessive Crafters Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is run by a self-proclaimed genius with OCD, Asperger’s, and a love for reading magazines. But don’t worry, they write prose surprisingly well for someone with “high functioning retardation” (their words, not ours).

Join our server for a chance to witness some crazy paranormal activity, or maybe just a really elaborate prank by our resident schizophrenic (or maybe just really smart) owner. With magazines like Fortean Times, Retro Gamer, and Scream as their favorites, you know you’re in for a wild ride.

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the supernatural or horror films along the way. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism.

> Just 2 More Weeks Until We Get AGI… Minecraft SMP

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Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, have we got a treat for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, rumor has it that in just 2 short weeks, we’ll be getting our hands on some top-secret AGI technology. What’s AGI, you ask? Oh, just some super advanced artificial intelligence that will revolutionize the way we play Minecraft. Imagine having a robot companion to mine for you while you sit back and sip on a virtual margarita. The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Some say it’s just a myth, but those who have witnessed its majesty swear it’s real. Join our SMP and embark on a quest to find the Diamond Chicken and become the richest player in all the land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our zany Minecraft SMP today and prepare for an adventure like no other. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in our wacky world. See you there, fellow gamers!

CookedDishCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where we understand the struggle of not having a car in NYC! Our server is all about supporting each other, just like the outpouring of support you received after having a baby.

Join us for the chance to receive virtual gift cards from your fellow players, because let’s face it, no one has a car to bring you meals in Minecraft either.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so close-knit that even your sister-in-law will cook you a virtual meal and expect you to pick it up in-game. Don’t worry, we’ll provide you with a virtual Uber or subway to make the journey easier.

So come join us and show your appreciation by picking up that virtual meal, or risk being judged by our virtual community for not being appreciative enough. It’s a whole thing, but hey, it’s all in good fun on our crazy Minecraft server!

CreeperCouples: No Fat Shamers!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Looking for a place to forget about your boyfriend’s ridiculous comments? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unleash your inner warrior and take down creepers like a boss.

With a community of players who will always have your back, you’ll never have to worry about feeling unattractive again. Plus, who needs a boyfriend when you have a diamond sword in hand?

So come join us on our server and let’s show the world that even in the virtual realm, you are a force to be reckoned with! Who needs a boyfriend who can’t appreciate your Minecraft skills anyway?

SnoozeCraft SMP: Dreamy Tips!

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Are you tired of being tired all the time? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to sleep like a baby! Our server is so relaxing, you’ll fall asleep at your keyboard and wake up with a diamond pickaxe in your hand. Rumor has it that the sheep on our server give out free pillows for a good night’s rest. So come join us and say goodbye to sleepless nights and hello to sweet dreams in blocky paradise!

FriendCraftAge30

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Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and not having any real friends to build with? Well, look no further because on our server, friendships are made faster than you can say “creeper explosion”! Join us and you’ll be bonding over block placement and zombie slaying in no time.

Our server is so magical that even the Ender Dragon wants to be our BFF. Legend has it that if you join, you’ll be granted the power to tame dragons and ride them into battle against the evil mobs. Who needs real friends when you have a dragon squad, am I right?

So come on down to our server and find out the answer to the age-old question: at what age do people make real friends? Spoiler alert: it’s any age when you’re on our server, because friendships here are as strong as diamond armor.

BoomCraft Minecraft Server

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lolz come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing exploding is our creativity! we got more fun than a creeper in a TNT factory, with crazy builds and minigames that will blow your mind (but not your communication equipment, don’t worry).

we promise you won’t get injured, unless you count laughing so hard you fall out of your minecart. so grab your pickaxe and join us for a blastin’ good time!

CraftyPutin’sArmy2ndBiggest

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U GUYS, U HEAR BOUT DIS SERVER? IT’S LIKE PUTIN ORDERED HIS ARMY TO BECOME SECOND LARGEST AFTER CHINA, BUT IN MINECRAFT! WE GOT 1.5 MILLION STRONG PLAYERS READY TO DOMINATE THE BLOCKS! JOIN US IF U WANNA BE PART OF DA CRAZIEST ARMY IN DA MINECRAFT WORLD! WE BUILDIN’ FORTRESSES, TAKIN’ OVER LANDS, AND CRAFTIN’ LIKE THERE’S NO TOMORROW! COME JOIN US AND LET’S SHOW EVERYONE WHO’S DA REAL BOSS OF MINECRAFT! #PUTINARMY #BLOCKDOMINATION

Bone Boosters Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where blackcurrant supplement capsules are the key to building the sickest bone structures in the game! forget about mining for diamonds, just pop a couple of these bad boys and watch your bones grow stronger than ever before. postmenopausal women are dominating the server with their indestructible bone mineral density, you don’t want to miss out on this bone-building adventure! join now and become the ultimate bone warrior in the world of minecraft!

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Secret Passages Found:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4

Innovative GTA V ONLINE THE CONTRACT Minecraft Servers

🌟 Join the “Underwhelming Revolution SMP” and prepare for slightly above average Minecraft adventures! 🌟

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Revolution SMP Minecraft Server

Obsessive Crafters Minecraft Server

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> Just 2 More Weeks Until We Get AGI… Minecraft SMP

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CookedDishCraft Minecraft Server

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CreeperCouples: No Fat Shamers!

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SnoozeCraft SMP: Dreamy Tips!

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BoomCraft Minecraft Server

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CraftyPutin’sArmy2ndBiggest

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Bone Boosters Server

Stats November 22, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	40
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	18

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Void Gems Collected:	34
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Astral Projections Made:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Void Gems Collected:	19	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	4688
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Buildings Constructed:	18
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Animals Bred:	196

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Emeralds Found:	4779	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	142	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4