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Players: | 109/700 | Votes: | 980 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 10 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 | Wilderness Tamed: | 13 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 11 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 7 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 8 |
Divine Spears Created: | 14 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 |
We have players who think it’s totally normal to ride pigs into battle, build houses out of giant mushrooms, and communicate solely through interpretive dance. If you’re looking for a place where the only rule is to be as weird as possible, then this is the SMP for you!
Join us and discover a world where the sky is made of cheese, the oceans are filled with soda, and the villagers are all secretly aliens plotting to take over the server. Who needs normal relationships when you can have a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary?