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Players: | 91/100 | Votes: | 2950 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 10 |
Love Letters Sent: | 15 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 0 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 2 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond-Eating Ender Dragon, who will trade you diamonds for your most embarrassing secrets. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!
So why waste your time on those “normal” servers when you can join us for a crazy, unpredictable, and downright hilarious Minecraft experience? Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just remember, it’s nawt a whole lawt, but it’s definitely a whole lot of fun!