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  • Legendary Minecraft SMP Urban Myth

    Legendary Minecraft SMP Urban Myth
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    Players: 104/400 Votes: 5246
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Animals Bred: 19 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 10
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 36
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 7 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest, craziest server you’ll ever experience!

    Join us and relive the glory days of being a 7-10 year old on a school trip, where classmates told outrageous stories about GTA rocket launchers blowing up the sun! That’s right, on our server, anything is possible, even if it defies the laws of physics and common sense.

    Imagine the chaos of trying to survive in a world where the sun randomly disappears for 30 seconds because someone decided to shoot it with a rocket launcher. It’s a wild ride filled with laughter, confusion, and pure insanity.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the absurdity for yourself. Who knows, maybe you’ll even witness the sun exploding and coming back to life right before your eyes. It’s a once in a lifetime experience you won’t find anywhere else!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Pixelated Nostalgia: Where Millennials Roam and Craft

    Pixelated Nostalgia: Where Millennials Roam and Craft
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    Players: 95/500 Votes: 2836
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Towns Built: 9
    Secret Passages Found: 2 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Cursed Lands Purified: 6 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 18
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Mysterious Portals Opened: 13
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Epic Mounts Acquired: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to bring back the glory days of gaming that the picrelated era failed to deliver! Join us and experience Shadow of the Colossus levels of adventure, Okami levels of beauty, and God Hand levels of dumb fun!

    Our server is like Devil May Cry 3 on steroids, with non-stop action and new ideas around every corner. Say goodbye to half-baked games like DMC4 and hello to the next step in gaming evolution – just like Bayonetta!

    Remember the soulful days of MGS2 and MGS3? Well, get ready for a parody-free zone with gameplay galore! No more cutscene-fests here, just pure gaming bliss.

    GTA: San Andreas fans, rejoice! Our server is the place to be for incredibly fun gameplay that will have you hooked for hours on end. Say goodbye to the boring, ugly drudge of GTA4 and hello to a world where cars feel like they’re on solid ground!

    And don’t even get us started on Burnout Paradise – we’ve got the exploration you love without the contempt for single player games. No more microtransaction gacha BS here, just good old-fashioned fun.

    Join us on our Minecraft server and experience the revival of JRPGs, the return of Nintendo’s true greatness, and the ultimate hype of Brawl without the spit in the face to non-casuals. Say goodbye to boring, brown/grey FPS games and hello to a world of creativity and childhood wonder!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the gaming renaissance you’ve been dreaming of!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyCensorMCServ

    CraftyCensorMCServ
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    Players: 109/200 Votes: 3551
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Mines Excavated: 3339
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Dragon Scales Harvested: 287
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 10 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 8
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Whispering Caves Entered: 7
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Phantom Rings Equipped: 23
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol come join our epic minecraft server, where we have NO RULES except for one: you must build a giant statue of a chicken in the middle of spawn. why, you ask? well, because the chicken gods demand it! legend has it that if you don’t build the chicken statue, your crops will wither and your diamonds will turn into dirt. don’t risk it, join our server now and start worshipping the almighty chicken!

    But beware, there are rumors of a secret underground society of players who have formed a cult dedicated to worshiping the elusive cow queen. they say she grants wishes to those who bring her offerings of golden apples and emeralds. will you join the chicken worshippers or the cow cult? the choice is yours, but choose wisely, for the fate of your minecraft world depends on it.

    oh, and did we mention that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to blow up unsuspecting players’ houses? it’s all in good fun though, right? join us now and see if you can survive the wrath of the ghost creeper while also trying to appease the chicken gods and cow queen. good luck, you’re gonna need it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • KidneyCraft: DM for O- Blood!

    KidneyCraft: DM for O- Blood!
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    Players: 91/1000 Votes: 3715
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Fairy Circles Danced In: 7
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3
    Horror Stories Survived: 3 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 22 Astral Projections Made: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where the players are so desperate for diamonds they’re selling their kidneys on social media! Blood type O only, DM for details! Who needs kidneys when you can have all the diamonds you want in our server? Join now for a kidney-licious adventure!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ZincCraft: Cure for the Common Cold!

    ZincCraft: Cure for the Common Cold!
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    Players: 104/300 Votes: 2427
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9
    Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Astral Orbs Gathered: 12
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3
    Gods Slained: 2 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 13

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, liek, u know how u get a cold and ur all like “ughhh i wanna die”? well, dis server is like the zinc of minecraft servers. it helps u get rid of all da boring stuff and just have a blast!

    join dis server and ur cold (aka boredom) will be gone in just 2 days! u will be cured of all da lame stuff and be surrounded by epicness.

    but, beware, there may be side-effects. like, u might laugh so hard u pee ur pants. or u might have so much fun u forget to eat. but hey, who needs food when u have a minecraft server dat is LIT AF?!

    so come join us and let’s get rid of all da boring stuff together! it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ThreadCraft Minecraft Server

    ThreadCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 92/100 Votes: 122
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 41
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Meteorites Collected: 2 Dimension Hops: 15
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Glorious Feasts Held: 11
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 8 Vanishing Items Found: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most insane place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, have dance parties with creepers, and build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon comes to hang out and play pranks on unsuspecting players.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco where you can show off your best dance moves to a crowd of zombie villagers. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take a ride on our roller coaster that goes through the Nether and back.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most absurd, ridiculous, and downright bonkers Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it… probably.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Minecraft SMP – /dft/ – Discord Fappy Crafty

    Minecraft SMP – /dft/ – Discord Fappy Crafty
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    Players: 99/800 Votes: 3789
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 13 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 12 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
    Falling into the Void: 2 Epic Shields Constructed: 37
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to /dft/ – the Discord Fappy Talky Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous conversations about your wildest fetishes while building epic structures and battling it out in PvP arenas.

    Our server is named after the legendary player Danimaru, who once built a giant statue of a… well, let’s just say it was NSFW. But hey, that’s the kind of creativity we encourage here!

    Need a break from all the building and fighting? No problem! Just head over to our designated “jerk off” area where you can relax and unwind while discussing your favorite adult content with fellow players.

    So why join /dft/? Because where else can you find a Minecraft SMP that combines building, battling, and… well, you know. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today and let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • TransCraft: Kid-Friendly Gender Lessons

    TransCraft: Kid-Friendly Gender Lessons
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    Players: 104/800 Votes: 1445
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 12 Lunar Scepters Activated: 4
    Cursed Lands Purified: 3 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Phantom Knights Defeated: 2
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Vanishing Structures Built: 2
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 6 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Falling into the Void: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as accepting as a rainbow llama? Well, look no further! Our server is so inclusive, even the creepers are welcome!

    Join us for epic adventures and build your dream world with blocks that are more colorful than a unicorn’s mane. Whether you’re a seasoned player or a total noob, everyone is welcome here!

    Need a break from the real world drama? Come hang out with us where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster next. Plus, we have a strict no-scissors policy, so you won’t have to worry about any unexpected haircuts while playing.

    So why wait? Join our server today and let your imagination run wild! And remember, on our server, everyone is free to be whoever they want to be, even if that means being a blocky little boy in a pixelated world.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Lunar Loonies Vanilla 1.21.1

    Lunar Loonies Vanilla 1.21.1
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    Players: 100/400 Votes: 9110
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Magic Wands Crafted: 20
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Mythical Swords Crafted: 62
    Horror Stories Survived: 7 Evil Twin Fights: 1
    Dimension Hops: 6 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 3 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Moonbat Minecraft Server

    Overview:

    Hey I’m Max8abug, the host of Moonbat Minecraft. Our server has a creative server, a no-griefing survival SMP, and another SMP that allows griefing. There is something for everyone. Both SMP maps won’t reset, so you can trust that your progress will be safe. We actively update and maintain the server and occasionally run player events with survival rewards. Hope to see you there!

    Server Information:

    IP moonbat.ddns.net
    Version 1.21.1

    FAQs:

    Q: What type of servers are available on Moonbat Minecraft?

    A: Moonbat Minecraft offers a creative server, a no-griefing survival SMP, and a griefing-enabled SMP.

    Q: Will my progress be safe on the SMP servers?

    A: Yes, both SMP maps won’t reset so you can trust that your progress will be safe.

    Q: How often does the server get updated?

    A: We actively update and maintain the server to provide the best experience for our players.

    Q: Do you run player events on the server?

    A: Yes, we occasionally run player events with survival rewards for participants.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Banhammered Minecraft Server

    Banhammered Minecraft Server
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    Players: 106/400 Votes: 6830
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Celestial Gardens Planted: 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 3
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Epic Weapons Forged: 4
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Magic Items Found: 1442

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for some wild and crazy adventures? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

    Join us as we embark on the epic journey of the great buckbreaking of the favelamonkeys! Witness the showdown between banned Brazilians and savage Indians on 4chan as they battle it out in the ultimate Minecraft showdown.

    But that’s not all! Our server is filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to join. From riding pigs into battle to building giant monuments made entirely out of diamonds, the possibilities are endless.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of the Minecraft world!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • HookedOnMinecraftSMP

    HookedOnMinecraftSMP
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    Players: 104/500 Votes: 6562
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 1 Epic Shields Constructed: 36
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 20
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Divine Spears Created: 11
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Hidden Passages Discovered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with more drama than a soap opera! Our server is home to the legendary Punk, who once caught a rare enchanted fishing rod that can reel in diamonds instead of fish. Yes, you read that right – diamonds! Join us for a chance to witness this epic moment and maybe even learn Punk’s secret fishing techniques. Who needs regular old fishing when you can reel in precious gemstones instead? Don’t miss out on the chaos and craziness that awaits you on our server. Join now and become a part of the madness!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • GFHikeOrBye

    GFHikeOrBye
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    Players: 109/800 Votes: 5265
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 5 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Rune Stones Activated: 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 11 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9
    Rainbows Spotted: 2 Cozy Campfires Lit: 13
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Astral Staffs Crafted: 17
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will test your survival skills like never before? Look no further than our server, where we promise to challenge you in ways you never thought possible!

    Just like this guy’s girlfriend thought she could handle a tough hike, you’ll think you can handle anything our server throws at you. But beware, just like the girlfriend, you might end up in tears when you realize just how tough it really is.

    Join our server today and see if you have what it takes to conquer the ultimate Minecraft challenges. And hey, if you end up in tears, at least you’ll have a good story to tell!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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