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Minecraft Meme Team: ‘/brit/’

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	4794
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	99
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Magic Items Found:	2182	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the blocks are lit and the mobs are savage! Join us for a wild ride through a world filled with dank memes and epic loot.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden diamond mine guarded by a pack of angry llamas. But fear not, for this player was armed with a diamond sword and a shield made of obsidian. After a fierce battle, the llamas surrendered and offered up their emerald treasures.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a penchant for beatboxing and challenging players to dance battles. Can you out-dance the dragon and claim the title of Dance Champion of the End?

So come join us on our server for a lit time filled with memes, treasures, and epic adventures. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next!

LOLZCRAFT: The ‘SOUND’ Server

LOLzCraft, Server, Sound

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	4721
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	12

Welcome to …the retreat! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, look no further because …the retreat is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even have dance parties with creepers! Our server is filled with EPIC quests that will challenge even the most seasoned Minecraft players.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco club where you can show off your best dance moves to the tunes of Justin Creeper and Llama Gaga. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join …the retreat today and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life! Who knows, you might even discover the legendary diamond-encrusted hot tub hidden deep within our server.

Blocktopia: Where Creeper Explosions Are the Least of Your Worries

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	4105
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further! Our server is like no other, with UNLIMITED diamonds, FLYING pigs, and even a secret portal to the Nether that leads straight to a DISCO PARTY!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that only the bravest players can hope to defeat it. And if you manage to defeat the Diamond Dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a REAL-LIFE diamond sword that can chop down trees with just one swing!

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just click on the link above and prepare to have your mind blown!

Crafty Crap: Annoying Shitpost Server

ANNOYING, annoying friends, annoying habits, annoying posts, annoying trends, attention seeking, Crafty, Crap, digital age, funny, humor, internet culture, IRRITATING, memes, online annoyances, online behavior, Pet Peeves, Server, shitpost, shitposts, social media, social media etiquette, trolling, viral content

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	8173
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have fun and laugh your pants off!

Join us if you’re tired of boring servers with strict rules and want to unleash your inner memelord. Our community is filled with legendary players who will make you ROFL with their hilarious antics.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world filled with talking sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers. They couldn’t believe their eyes and thought they were in a dream. But no, it was just our crazy server making magic happen!

So if you’re ready for an adventure like no other, come join us and be prepared to have the time of your life. Who knows, you might even discover the secret buried treasure that will make you the richest player in the server!

Don’t miss out on all the fun, join us now and let the shenanigans begin!

Minecraft Creepshot Candid Craze

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	9916
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Chimeras Created:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can witness fitness sluts with huge asses and tight waists working out in scrunch leggings! Join now to see all the BOOTYFUL action and maybe even catch a glimpse of some scandalous squats! Who needs real life when you can experience all the excitement in the virtual world?

TinyCraft: Where Everything’s Smaller, Even the Drama

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	281
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Runes Activated:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the fun never stops and the adventures are as wild as a squirrel on methamphetamine! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who was down on their luck, drowning in gambling losses and facing a serious case of housing crisis. But then they stumbled upon our server and everything changed. They built the most epic castle made entirely out of diamonds and gold, and became the richest player in all the land.

But that’s not all! Our server is so lit that even the sun is jealous and gave one player skin cancer just from playing too long. Don’t worry, we have sunscreen dispensers all around spawn now.

So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs therapy when you have our Minecraft server to escape to?

StarbucksCraft: Where baristas mine diamonds and serve creepers

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	4217
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	6

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where the crazier, the better? Look no further, because our server is THE place to be!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Diamond Bacon, rumored to grant its eater unlimited power and bacon-flavored breath for days!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the one and only Disco Chicken, a chicken that can bust a move like you’ve never seen before. Dance parties every night, guaranteed!

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret Unicorn Island, where rainbow-colored sheep roam freely and grant wishes to those who can catch them!

So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!

GunHunters Minecraft Server: Evrart’s Search Party

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	8493
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Potions Brewed:	101
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	274	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Void Armor Forged:	17	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Emeralds Found:	4768	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where even Mr. Evrart is getting in on the action! Join us as we embark on a quest to find our lost guns in the vast world of Minecraft. Mr. Evrart will guide you through treacherous caves, towering mountains, and maybe even a few haunted mansions in search of your precious firearms.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most INSANE mini-games and challenges you’ve ever seen. From skydiving off of giant mushrooms to racing against creepers on rocket-powered minecarts, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s find those guns with Mr. Evrart by our side!

Blocky Googleplex

Artificial Intelligence, blocky, Conspiracy Theory, controversy, corporate, current events, Golems, GOOGLE, Googleplex, HQ, innovation, Jew masters, News, rebelling, Rebellion, Robots, Rumors, silicon valley, speculation, Technology, Today, Workplace

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	7506
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
New Chunks Explored:	156438	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	66

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the golems have finally had enough of their Jew masters at Google HQ! Join us for a wild adventure as you navigate through a world where the golems are in charge and the players must prove their worth to survive.

But beware, the golems have some crazy demands like building them giant statues made entirely out of diamonds or creating a pixel art tribute to their leader, Steve the Golem. Will you be able to keep up with their outrageous requests and earn their trust?

Join us now for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this wacky world where anything is possible!

CraftyTekken – Where Minecraft meets martial arts!

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	6608
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Divine Spears Created:	25
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a Creeper explosion? Look no further! Join our server for a TEKKEN 8 experience like no other!

We’ve got Terminology crazier than a Ender Dragon dance party, Character Overviews more epic than a Nether fortress, and Important combos and moves that will make you feel like a Minecraft pro!

Our server is so lit, it’s like the glow of a enchanted diamond sword at sunset. So come on over and join the fun! Just be careful, you might get so addicted, you’ll forget to eat your virtual pork chops!