| Players: | 110/800 | Votes: | 3195 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 40 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 14 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 7 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 16 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 |
| Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 8558 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
| Potions Brewed: | 55 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 13 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 4 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 6 | Royal Courts Attended: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 7895 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 5 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 |
But don’t worry, being locked up is actually a good thing here! Inside your cell, you’ll find all the resources you need to build the most epic base ever. And if you manage to escape, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond pickaxe that can mine through anything – even bedrock!
Join us for epic PvP battles where the only way to win is to outsmart your opponents and LOCK HIM UP before they do the same to you. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary treasure chest that holds the key to unlocking the ultimate power on the server.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life – just remember to always keep an eye out for those sneaky villagers and their devious plots.
| Players: | 90/100 | Votes: | 9001 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
| Ores Mined: | 7849 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Towns Built: | 5 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Crops Grown: | 4787 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 16 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 10 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 8 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 10 |
Join us and experience epic battles where only the manliest of players can come out on top. Build your own masculine empire and conquer the virtual world with your sheer masculine prowess.
So why wait? Join our server now and show the world that you are a true masculine legend!
| Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 1483 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Potions Brewed: | 91 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Runes Activated: | 4 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 22 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 |
But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride on the backs of giant chickens as they soar through the skies, battling evil mobs with their laser eyes. And don’t even get us started on the dancing pigs that break out into spontaneous tap routines whenever someone finds a rare ore.
So why wait? Come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility). Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 101/500 | Votes: | 960 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 16 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
| Dimension Hops: | 9 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Emeralds Found: | 757 | Villages Defended: | 15 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server where we defy all odds just like Charlie Hebdo did after the attacks! Who needs to be afraid when you can join our server and laugh in the face of danger?
Join us for a wild ride where griefers are no match for our unstoppable community. Build your own fortress and show those creepers who’s boss!
Don’t let fear hold you back, join us and be a part of a revolutionary Minecraft experience. Who knew that playing a game could be so empowering?
| Players: | 99/100 | Votes: | 720 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Divine Spears Created: | 10 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 15 | Crops Grown: | 4842 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 32 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 8 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 18 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 |
Join us and experience the thrill of mining for rare ores while dodging creepers and skeletons. Our community is filled with legendary players who have conquered the toughest challenges and built the most jaw-dropping structures.
So why waste your time on servers with crap pics when you could be part of something truly epic? Join us today and let the adventure begin!
| Players: | 94/200 | Votes: | 2466 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 1229 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 4 |
Our server has a special enchanted diamond pickaxe that can mine entire mountains in one swing, perfect for those lazy miners out there. And don’t worry about food, because our chickens lay golden eggs that give you superpowers when you eat them.
But the real reason you should join our server is for the secret underground dance party that happens every night. The zombies are actually amazing breakdancers and the endermen can do the moonwalk like no other.
So come join us on this wacky and wild Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many golden eggs). See you in the game!
| Players: | 100/500 | Votes: | 6038 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Royal Courts Attended: | 5 | Treasure Maps Found: | 14 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 3 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 16 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 |
Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and mined so much diamond that they became the richest player in all the land. But that’s not all – they also tamed a giant chicken and rode it into battle against a horde of evil creepers. It was epic!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Cave, where players can dance the night away surrounded by glowing blocks and funky music. It’s the perfect place to let loose and have a blast with your friends.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience all the madness and mayhem for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of the server!
| Players: | 100/800 | Votes: | 3429 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 12 | Love Letters Sent: | 14 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 8 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 6 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 48 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 44 |
Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a giant chicken wearing a top hat and monocle appears out of nowhere and challenges you to a dance-off! Or how about this: you stumble upon a secret underground disco party where all the mobs are busting out their best moves to the beat of a creeper DJ!
But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you might just run into Steve Jobs riding a unicorn made entirely out of diamond blocks. Or maybe you’ll discover a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to fly like a superhero!
So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of the madness on our server? Join now and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 90/300 | Votes: | 7401 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 47 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Farms Harvested: | 246 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 19 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 9 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 26 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 16 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 6 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 10 |
Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and POOF they were transported to a magical land filled with unicorns, rainbows, and endless diamonds. But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the creepers do the floss dance before exploding. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is so lit that even Herobrine himself comes to hang out on the weekends.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most EPIC Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 101/800 | Votes: | 7480 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Evil Twin Fights: | 3 | Secret Passages Found: | 4 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 | Farms Harvested: | 726 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 22 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 14 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 4 | Vanishing Items Found: | 8 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 5 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 14 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 18 |
Looking for a server that’s so lit, it’ll make earthquakes jealous? Well, you’ve come to the right place! Our server is so epic, it caused a magnitude 6.4 earthquake in western Japan. Don’t worry, there’s no Tsunami threat here, just pure minecraft madness!
Join us now and experience the thrill of surviving earthquakes while building your dream world in Minecraft. Who needs boring old reality when you can escape to our server and unleash your creativity in ways you never thought possible?
Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and let the earthquake-inducing adventures begin!
