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Players: | 104/600 | Votes: | 3271 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 25 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 8 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 10 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 |
Infinity Stones Found: | 1 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 15 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
Join us and embark on a wild adventure where pigs fly, creepers dance, and llamas run the government. Build your own empire made entirely of cake, ride unicorns into battle, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a rap battle.
But beware, for the currency on this server is constantly changing. One day emeralds are worth more than gold, the next day obsidian is the new Bitcoin. Keep your wits about you and your pickaxe sharp as you navigate this wacky world where nothing is as it seems.
So what are you waiting for? Withdraw all your assets and join us on this absurdly hilarious Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and your ability to survive explosions).