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Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 5416 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 8 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 6 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 15 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 4 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Battle Standards Raised: | 10 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Dimension Hops: | 3 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 13 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
Our server is so wild that the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby and the Wither is throwing a rave party in the Nether. You never know what crazy shenanigans will happen next, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll never be bored!
So why should you join this madness? Well, where else can you find a group of players who communicate solely through interpretive dance and have a pet slime named Gerald who acts as our server mascot? Plus, we have a secret treasure hunt going on where the prize is a diamond block shaped like a taco. Yes, a taco.
So come on, grab your pickaxe and saddle up your llama because on this server, anything is possible. Just remember to watch out for the dancing skeletons and the mischievous Endermen who like to steal your blocks and rearrange them into modern art installations. Oh yeah. That happened.