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Players: | 92/100 | Votes: | 1261 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 2 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 5 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 4 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 2 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 18 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or build a giant statue of a potato to worship as your new Minecraft overlord. Our server is so epic, even the creepers are afraid to blow up because they know they can’t handle the level of awesomeness here.
But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, where you can battle giant spiders and rescue princesses (or princes, we don’t discriminate). And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword that shoots lasers and plays dubstep music when you swing it.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft adventures of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a wild ride)!