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Players: | 94/100 | Votes: | 8166 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Mythical Quests Completed: | 38 | Horror Stories Survived: | 6 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 9727 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
Star Shards Collected: | 125 | Rainbows Spotted: | 10 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 7 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 6 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9700 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
Join us and leave behind all the stress of dealing with a husband who can’t even save money for a surprise birthday package. On our server, you won’t have to worry about being called names like “bitch” or being accused of not caring because you’re out with friends.
Our server is a place where you can build, explore, and have a great time without any toxic relationships holding you back. Plus, we promise no one will ever make you cry in front of your friends or question your worth over $100.
So come on over and join us for a fun and drama-free Minecraft experience! Who needs a husband who quits jobs left and right when you can have a blast with us instead?