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CreeperDateDisaster

awkward, awkward conversations, awkward encounters, awkward moments, awkward situations, CreeperDateDisaster, cringe, DATING, dating disasters, dating fails, dating mishaps, dating stories, EMBARRASSING, embarrassing moments, first date, funny, funny stories, humor, relationship, social interactions, uncomfortable moments

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	7985
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Enchantments Applied:	67
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Players Killed by Monsters:	2546

Are you tired of awkward first dates in real life? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place to find love! Join us and experience the thrill of dating in a virtual world where creepers are the only thing you have to worry about blowing up your chances at romance. Who needs flowers and chocolates when you can woo your crush with a pixelated diamond sword? So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Who knows, you might just find your player two!

DefectedNK-MCServer

Asylum, current events, DefectedNKMCServer, Defection, defection to South Korea, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, Escape, government official, high-ranking official, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Korean Peninsula, News, North Korea, north korean defector, North Korean regime, political asylum, Politics, south korea, South Korean government

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	5389
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Zombie Dances:	0	Animals Bred:	50
Villages Defended:	18	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	9

lol u wont believe what happened on our server, a senior north korean diplomat defected to the south and joined our gang of block builders. he was tired of all the serious politics and just wanted to chill and mine some diamonds. now he’s the mayor of our virtual city and he’s throwing parties every night. join us for the craziest political drama you’ll ever see in minecraft. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and a pet zombie named bob. come join the fun and see what all the hype is about!

SovietStocksRunningLow

ARMS, arms race, arms stockpiles, arms supply, Arsenal, cold war, Defense, defense industry, Military, military arsenal, military equipment, military resources, military stockpiles, military technology, russia, soviet union, Soviet weapons, Soviet-era weaponry, SovietStocksRunningLow, stockpiles, weapons

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	5580
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Love Letters Sent:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
New Chunks Explored:	212527	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5

come join our server for a wild ride through the land of Minecraft, where you can find weapons from the Soviet era that are running out faster than a toddler on a sugar rush! we’ve got tanks, guns, and even nuclear missiles for you to play with, because who needs diamonds when you can have a nuclear explosion in your backyard?

our spawn point is a replica of the Kremlin, complete with a vodka bar and dancing bears. you can even ride a bear into battle, because why walk when you can ride a bear?

we have a secret underground base where you can find rare items like Stalin’s mustache comb and Lenin’s favorite pair of socks. who knows what other treasures are hidden in the depths of our server?

join us now and experience the thrill of playing Minecraft like never before. just remember, in Soviet Russia, Minecraft plays you!

DoggyDanceParty

#earworm, 90s music, baha men, bahamas, catchy tune, Conspiracy, Dance, DoggyDanceParty, Dogs, gain, let the dogs out, most likely, Music, Mystery, Nostalgia, one hit wonder, party anthem, pop culture, Repetition, speculation, Viral song

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	8342
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Dragons Tamed:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

YO YO YO, WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE THE BAHAMEN LET THE DOGS OUT? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, THE DOGS ARE RUNNING WILD AND CAUSING CHAOS EVERYWHERE! BUT DON’T WORRY, THEY’RE ACTUALLY SUPER FRIENDLY AND WILL HELP YOU MINE FOR DIAMONDS AND FIGHT OFF CREEPERS.

ALSO, DID YOU KNOW THAT THE BAHAMEN ARE ACTUALLY SECRETLY MINECRAFT EXPERTS? YEAH, THEY’VE BEEN PLAYING SINCE ALPHA AND HAVE BUILT THE MOST EPIC CASTLES AND REDSTONE CONTRAPTIONS YOU’VE EVER SEEN. PLUS, THEY’VE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH TREASURE THAT THEY’LL LET YOU RAID IF YOU JOIN THE SERVER.

SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN THE MADNESS! WHO LET THE DOGS OUT? THE BAHAMEN DID, AND THEY’RE READY TO TAKE YOU ON AN ADVENTURE LIKE NO OTHER. SEE YOU IN THE GAME, DUDE!

Einstein’s Super-Loop Minecraft

albert einstein, Einsteins, empirical results, false negative, false-positive, John Bell, Minecraft, nonlocal hidden variables, super-deterministic loophole, SuperLoop

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	6055
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Void Gems Collected:	27
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Votes:	5820
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where we have uncovered the secrets of albert einstein’s nonlocal hidden variables!!! forget about john bell’s super-deterministic loophole, we have closed that shizzz down!!! join us and discover the power of these hidden variables, and how they can lead to false positives and negatives in your minecraft adventures!!! who needs conventional science when you have our crazy server to explore?!?! join now for a mind-bending experience like no other!!!

Newcoming [Roleplay SMP]

Application Process, Brewery, Claims, Community, Crafting, Custom Items, Custom Map, Dungeons, Events, FANTASY, Grief Protection, Lore, Medieval, player-driven, Quests, Roleplay, smp, storytelling, Survival, Uptime, Whitelist, Worldbuilding

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	4009
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Void Armor Forged:	24	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15

Newcoming is an RP-heavy whitelist SMP set in a medieval fantasy setting where you get to write your own story and enjoy stories created by others! Explore a vast and diverse continent where the borders between worlds have grown thinner. Are you a local traveller? A guest from another world? Would you rather settle in a kingdom or roam about, not tied down by anything? Learn from both the lands and the people and watch your story unfold.

CUSTOM MAPOur map is 100% custom-built; 25k by 25k blocks total. The mainland continent covers about 19k by 14k blocks, but there are other islands out in the ocean to explore.There are a number of dungeons and other lore/quest locations with more to be added as the server goes on. Some may even be created by players themselves!

CUSTOM ITEMSWith a plethora of custom crafting and brewery recipes, our players will never run out of things to discover.

PLAYER-DRIVEN WORLDBUILDINGPlayers can create their own cities, nations and organizations, and even write the lore of our world! While there are some milestones one needs to reach to claim bigger titles (say, empire), anyone can leave a mark on this world.

CLAIMSYour builds are safe from griefing. Destruction of player-made structures can only happen if appropriate and justified in the story, if approved by the mod team. Accumulate claims blocks through playtime and protect your passion projects!

24/7 UPTIMEYou get to play no matter the timezone! While player-organized events might run at odd times if you don’t live in EU or NA, you still get to enjoy RP and worldbuilding at your own pace.

WHITELISTWe prioritize building a close-knit, friendly community of competent players over quick growth. In order to gain access to the server, you’ll have to pass our application process. Apply in our discord: discord.gg/gPX7H8U8

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BlockBuddies Minecraft Server

80972708, BlockBuddies, long tail tags, Minecraft, Numbers, previous, Server

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	7498
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, creepers dance the Macarena, and zombies have a secret love for disco music. Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is a regular player!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who are secretly plotting to take over the world with their potato-powered machines. Will you join them or stop their starchy revolution? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and experience the craziest, zaniest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

CraftyDigits Minecraft Server

80972708, CraftyDigits, long tail tags, Minecraft, Numbers, previous, Server

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	313
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	41	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most absurd historians. is. this

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The next step is to download the installer for the software that you want to install. You can do this by navigating to the website of the software developer and finding the download link for the installer. Once you have downloaded the installer, you can run it by double-clicking on the downloaded file.

Follow the on-screen instructions to complete the installation process. This will typically involve agreeing to the terms and conditions of the software license agreement, choosing the installation location, and selecting any additional options that you want to include in the installation.

Once the installation is complete, you can launch the software by double-clicking on the desktop icon or by navigating to the program files and clicking on the executable file.

If you encounter any issues during the installation process, you can consult the software developer’s website for troubleshooting tips and support.

VacayDenier Minecraft Server

acquaintances, Birthday, Conflict, disagreement, Expenses, family, Financial goals, Financial Security, Friends, Frustration, loan, Minecraft, MONEY, personal objectives, Repayment, SAVING, Server, sister, special occasion, Support, unreasonable, vacation, VacayDenier

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	4943
Rating:	4.2 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Secret Passages Found:	4
Enchantments Applied:	135	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Towns Built:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Are you tired of being guilt-tripped into lending money to your freeloading sister for her extravagant vacations? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life!

On our server, you can build your own virtual vacation paradise without worrying about your sister mooching off of you. Plus, you won’t have to deal with any entitled family members telling you how to spend your hard-earned diamonds.

So come on over and join us for a stress-free gaming experience where the only loans you’ll be dealing with are from the Minecraft villagers. Sorry, Laura, but you’re on your own this time!

ChunkyRiderz

aita, Animals, Asshole, Beach, ChunkyRiderz, deleted post, detail, fat people, fat shaming, Friends, horse riding, hurt feelings, obese, Offense, overweight, torture, vacation, vacation with friends

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	7671
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Falling into the Void:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

Are you tired of being fat-shamed by your friends for not wanting to ride a horse because of your weight? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we embrace all shapes and sizes! Whether you’re a slim jim or a chunky monkey, everyone is welcome to join our virtual world where horses are ridden by flying pigs and no one gets judged for their size.

Join us on this server where fat-shaming is a thing of the past and where you can ride your virtual horse with pride, no matter what your weight may be. And hey, who knows, maybe you’ll even find some flying pigs to ride on too! So come on down and leave the fat-shaming drama behind, because on our server, we’re all about having a good time and embracing our inner Minecraft selves.