GSG 9 Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Blocky Booty Adventures – Minecraft Server for Naughty Roleplay

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	9707
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Are you tired of building boring old houses and mining for diamonds all day? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to spice things up with some steamy Erotic Roleplay! Join us for a wild ride where you can get down and dirty with other players in the most outrageous ways possible. From pixelated pillow fights to scandalous strip mining, anything goes on our server. So why wait? Join now and experience a whole new level of Minecraft gameplay that will leave you blushing and begging for more!

CraftyQueers

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	5641
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	41
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as your browsing history? Look no further! Our server is like watching gay porn – it’s hot, it’s steamy, and it’s definitely not for the faint of heart. But don’t worry, just like after you finish, you’ll lose all interest in anything else once you start playing on our server. Join us for a wild ride that will leave you questioning your life choices in the best way possible.

Blocky Blunders: LOL Moments Galore!

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	8302
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	612	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: Chavo Guerrero Jr. suddenly becomes Andrade’s manager for a whole 15 seconds! That’s the level of chaos you can expect on our server. Join now for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what other wacky shenanigans will happen next? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

Any Server like Dad Jokes? Not Win-craft! PvP-Laughs!

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	7400
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Dungeon Realms
Server IP	play.dungeonrealms.net
Description	A server with custom gear, full loot PvP aspects, and the possibility of running into PvP in various zones.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is there full loot PvP on this server?	Yes, there are full loot PvP aspects on Dungeon Realms.
Are there custom gear options available?	Yes, Dungeon Realms offers custom gear for players.
What is the focus of the server?	The server focuses on PvP aspects and the thrill of risking loot in a DayZ/Rust manner.
Can players encounter PvP in various zones?	Yes, players can run into PvP in many different zones on the server.

CraftyChop

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	8911
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	2312

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you have to follow all the rules and act like a civilized player? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite!

Join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem as we embrace the true spirit of Minecraft by allowing players to rest, piss, and shit wherever they please! That’s right, no more holding it in while you’re in the middle of a intense mining session. Just let it all out and watch the world around you become a beautiful mess of bodily fluids.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Toilet God, who watches over all the pee and poop with a mischievous grin. Rumor has it that if you offer him a golden plunger, he will grant you three wishes (although they may come with some…unintended consequences).

So come join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices. Who needs diamonds when you have a server like this? Let the pee and poop flow freely! LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Jazzed Up Minecraft Madness with Derek Fisher

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	8671
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Players Killed by Monsters:	8174	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at! Why should you join, you ask? Because Derek Fisher himself played for the Utah Jazz on our server! That’s right, you can team up with a basketball legend and dominate the virtual court while building epic structures in the world of Minecraft. Who knew that Derek Fisher had such mad building skills? Join now and experience the craziest crossover of sports and gaming you’ve ever seen!

LonelyCraft: Man Up and Mine!

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	2656
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Holy Grails Found:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of hearing about the so-called “male loneliness epidemic”? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and say goodbye to loneliness as you embark on epic adventures with fellow players who will keep you laughing and entertained for hours on end.

Our server is guaranteed to cure any feelings of isolation because we have a secret potion that turns all players into social butterflies. Once you join, you’ll be surrounded by friends who will make you feel like the life of the party, even if you’re just mining for diamonds.

Don’t believe us? Well, let us tell you the story of Bob, who joined our server feeling down in the dumps. But after just one day of playing, he was laughing so hard that he forgot all about his troubles. Now, Bob is the king of the server, ruling over his loyal subjects with a diamond pickaxe in hand.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to loneliness forever. Who needs a partner when you have a whole community of hilarious players waiting to make you smile?

CraftyCryptos: Where even our diamonds are more stable than your investments!

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	693
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
New Chunks Explored:	538712	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Meteorites Collected:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Farms Harvested:	734

Are you tired of constantly losing money on shitcoins? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate crypto paradise! Join us and experience the thrill of finding new virtual currencies that are constantly pumping – forget about real-life investments, this is where the real money is made! Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are actually filled with hidden Bitcoin treasures. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate crypto miner in our wacky world of blocky riches!

SamuraiCraft

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	4386
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Villages Defended:	12	Demon Skulls Collected:	29
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old crap? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a team of magical pixies who will guide you through a mystical portal to a land filled with flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground lair where you can battle giant spiders and zombie ninjas for epic loot. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of infinite power.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. How fucking epic is that!!??

ConfidentCraft: Where even the creepers fear us!

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	4267
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Secret Passages Found:	4	Love Letters Sent:	9
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Astral Projections Made:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where even the creepers are too scared to mess with you! Our fearless players have tamed the Ender Dragon and made friends with the Wither boss. You’ll never have to worry about getting ganked by a skeleton again, because they all bow down to our mighty players. So come on in and show off your confidence, just like this player here who’s staring down a pack of zombies without breaking a sweat. Trust us, on this server, you’re the one in control!