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| Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 1683 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 9 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 11 |
| Magic Items Found: | 3019 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
so, there’s this dude, Evan Gershkovich, right? he’s a reporter for some fancy newspaper or whatever. but get this, he gets accused of espionage by a russian court. like, what even is that? the US is all like, “nah, bro, that’s a sham, don’t believe it.” but like, who knows what’s really going on, right?
anyway, back to the server. if you join, you’ll be part of the most epic adventure of your life. you’ll build castles, fight dragons, and maybe even uncover some crazy conspiracies along the way. plus, there’s like unlimited diamonds or something, so you’ll be ballin’ out of control.
so, what are you waiting for? come join the madness and see what all the hype is about. trust me, you won’t regret it. or maybe you will, who knows? it’s all part of the fun, right?
