Grusch 2.0 Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

AlienCraft: Where Endermen Leak Gossip!

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	8034
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Chimeras Created:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

WE ARE SO BACK BROSQRD:

Last 5 months have been drier than OPs moms pussy

Grusch is essentially kill and hasn’t dropped anything despite saying he would

Movement in the gutter, UAP bills gutted

Blue beans in full effect

Suddenly there he was

NEW whistleblower JASON SANDS

Worked under UAPTF, still actively working in the government. Won’t talk about certain stuff besides SCIF

Says aliens are blue skinned, treaties have been made I really hope Grusch 2.0 does better cause holy fuck. Please pray we have something bros

Reasons to join our Minecraft server: – Explore a world drier than OPs moms pussy – Witness the mystery of Grusch and his lack of drops – Get involved in the gutter movement and see UAP bills gutted – Experience the full effect of blue beans – Meet the strange whistleblower JASON SANDS and uncover government secrets – Discover blue-skinned aliens and intergalactic treaties

Come join us for a wild and unpredictable adventure!

DysfunctionalCraft: Sister’s House Edition

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	635
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Divine Spears Created:	23
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape dysfunctional family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a fun and exciting escape from reality. We promise no one will tell you they’d rather die than sit next to you at dinner or that they hate you. Our virtual siblings actually want to play with you and pass you the salt without acting like they’re being punished. Plus, our community is so welcoming that you’ll want to spend all your time here, just like the niece in this crazy story. So come join us and leave the drama behind!

MovieBuffMinecraftSMP

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	4903
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Enchantments Applied:	291
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Are you tired of watching the same old movies over and over again? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a whole new level of entertainment that will have you laughing, crying, and screaming in disbelief.

Picture this: a group of players who have banded together to create the most epic and hilarious world you’ve ever seen. From building giant statues of llamas to staging elaborate pranks on unsuspecting players, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of chicken farmers who are rumored to have discovered the key to eternal life. And let’s not forget about the legendary treasure hidden deep within the bowels of the server, guarded by a fearsome dragon who only speaks in puns.

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you entertained for hours on end, look no further. Join us and become part of the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Who needs movies when you have this kind of excitement at your fingertips?

CraftyCreeperz

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	2520
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	46
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5

If you had to wear a t-shirt with your most used phrase, it would probably read “Join our Minecraft server or face the wrath of the exploding chickens!” Trust us, you don’t want to mess with those feathery little devils. Our server is filled with crazy adventures, like riding pigs into battle against giant spiders or building a roller coaster that launches you into the stratosphere. Plus, we have a secret underground lair filled with treasure guarded by a herd of dancing llamas. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

Rainy White House Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	5621
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Star Shards Collected:	157
Potions Brewed:	74	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have rain clipping into the White House! That’s right, you can watch as Mother Nature wreaks havoc on the most famous building in America. But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll also get to witness flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers. It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss. So come on, join us and experience the craziest Minecraft server out there!

Depressed Minecraft SMP Players, Why Haven’t You RespawneD yet?

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	8181
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Alien Abductions:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Magic Items Found:	3087	Elemental Crystals Collected:	25

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your inner chaos and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players? Look no further than our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP!

Join us if you’re ready to laugh until you cry, build insane structures, and maybe even accidentally set your friend’s house on fire (oops!). Our server is the perfect place for those who want to escape reality and dive headfirst into a world of pure madness.

But be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart. We’ve got lava pits, TNT traps, and even a secret underground lair filled with creepers just waiting to explode. So if you think you can handle the chaos, come join us and see if you can survive the madness. Just remember, it’s all in good fun… or is it? 😉

CraftyMisogynyGamer

Boundaries, Communication, CraftyMisogynyGamer, creative writing, evil women, fake stories, family dynamics, feminism, gender stereotypes, internet behavior, misogynistic, online personas, privacy, reddit, Reddit drama, relationship advice, sibling conflict, snooping, social media, Stepbrother, toxic narratives

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	3540
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Dragons Tamed:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy stories and outrageous adventures.

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately notice something strange. All the players seem to be living in a world where evil women are out to get innocent men. Sound familiar? That’s because our server is filled with insane narratives that will leave you scratching your head.

But wait, there’s more! Our players are masters of creative writing, spinning tales that will have you questioning reality. From evil wives to evil girlfriends to evil MILs, our server has it all. And the best part? You never know what twist or turn will come next.

So why join our server? Because where else can you experience such a wild and wacky world of storytelling? Don’t be a snooper, be a player on our server and embrace the madness. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

CEOGrindinMinecraft SMP

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	7663
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Love Letters Sent:	15
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Are you tired of wondering what CEOs actually do all day? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft SMP, you can find out firsthand! Join us and experience the thrilling life of a CEO as you navigate through virtual board meetings, make important decisions like what color to dye your sheep, and deal with the constant drama of creeper attacks on your virtual office building.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of diamond-hoarding villagers who are rumored to have a secret stash of enchanted golden apples. Will you be brave enough to uncover their hidden treasures and become the ultimate CEO of Minecraft?

So come on, join us on our Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to be a virtual business tycoon!

PixelPoundsSlimming

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	8618
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80	Void Gems Collected:	31
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Farms Harvested:	385
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Are you tired of being a chunky Minecraft character? Well, look no further! Join our server and watch the pounds melt away as you frantically mine for diamonds and run away from creepers! Our virtual world is so intense, you’ll be sweating off those extra pounds in no time! Plus, our secret potion recipes will have you slim and trim in no time. Say goodbye to those pesky love handles and hello to a lean, mean mining machine! Join now and get ready to shed those virtual pounds!

Crafty Falcom Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	6883
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Secret Passages Found:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Crops Grown:	7185
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further! Our server is so epic, even Notch himself would be jealous. Join now for a chance to mine diamonds with Steve, build a castle with Herobrine, and battle it out in epic PvP matches with Ender Dragons!

But that’s not all – we have exclusive content like a secret dungeon filled with rare loot, a hidden village of friendly villagers who trade OP gear, and even a portal to the Nether where you can challenge the Wither boss to a dance-off. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the elusive Ender Portal, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be careful not to anger the mods – they’re known to turn griefers into chickens and ban them to the Far Lands for eternity. See you in the blocky world, adventurer!

NTR – Minecraft SMP Netorare General

Avas, big cocks, Booru Backup, Bulls, Cheat, cringy cuck, cuck, cumdumpsters, general, horny, impregnate, INFERIOR, loyal waifu, Minecraft, Netorare, NTR, NTR Captions, Pretending to enjoy it, smp, Succubus dating guide, tease cucks, trust shattering, waifus, Wombs of the Gods

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	7284
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Astral Projections Made:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Dimension Hops:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19

Are you tired of pretending to enjoy your boring Minecraft SMP? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with NTR captions, succubus dating guides, and even a wombs of the Gods archive (whatever that means)!

Cucks, Bulls, and Waifus/Avas are all welcome to join in on the fun. Post your “loyal” waifu and watch as they secretly hate you for being a cringy cuck. Bulls can tease cucks and enjoy watching their trust shatter with every post. And Waifus/Avas can ramble on about their love of big cocks and tempt fate by flirting with other players.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new level of insanity and chaos! Who knows, you might even find yourself impregnating someone’s waifu while they watch in horror. Don’t miss out on the fun!