Grusch 2.0 Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

AlienCraft: Where Endermen Leak Gossip!

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	9565
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Enchantments Applied:	89

WE ARE SO BACK BROSQRD:

Last 5 months have been drier than OPs moms pussy

Grusch is essentially kill and hasn’t dropped anything despite saying he would

Movement in the gutter, UAP bills gutted

Blue beans in full effect

Suddenly there he was

NEW whistleblower JASON SANDS

Worked under UAPTF, still actively working in the government. Won’t talk about certain stuff besides SCIF

Says aliens are blue skinned, treaties have been made I really hope Grusch 2.0 does better cause holy fuck. Please pray we have something bros

Reasons to join our Minecraft server: – Explore a world drier than OPs moms pussy – Witness the mystery of Grusch and his lack of drops – Get involved in the gutter movement and see UAP bills gutted – Experience the full effect of blue beans – Meet the strange whistleblower JASON SANDS and uncover government secrets – Discover blue-skinned aliens and intergalactic treaties

Come join us for a wild and unpredictable adventure!

SisKiddoBullyDramaCraft

Accommodation, Boundaries, bullying, Communication, Conflict, consequences, Divorce, Driving, emotional, family, Favor, Harmony, Kids, parenting, relationships, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, School, Siblings, SisKiddoBullyDramaCraft, Support

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	2974
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Buildings Constructed:	16
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Ores Mined:	1680	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Are you tired of dealing with unruly kids ruining your Minecraft projects? Join our server for a drama-free gaming experience! We promise no one will draw all over your creations or call you names (unless it’s in good fun, of course). Say goodbye to sibling rivalry and hello to a supportive online community where everyone gets along like one big happy family. Plus, we offer virtual carpool services for those in need of transportation to school (just kidding, but wouldn’t that be cool?). So come on over and leave the real-world drama behind – you won’t regret it!

CringeCraft SMP: TeenageFails

“Youth, adolescence, awkward, cringe challenge, cringe compilation, cringe culture, cringe-worthy, CringeCraft, cringiest moments, cringy, EMBARRASSING, funny, growing up, high school, Memories, MISTAKES, past, regret, smp, social faux pas, teenage years, TeenageFails, teenager

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	1755
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	15	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	310
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Void Gems Collected:	16
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to embrace your inner cringe!

Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous builds, chaotic events, and a community of players who are not afraid to let their cringy flags fly high. From recreating iconic meme moments in Minecraft form to hosting cringe-worthy talent shows where players showcase their most embarrassing talents, there is never a dull moment on our server.

But the real reason you should join? Our server’s founder once accidentally built a giant statue of their crush in-game, only to have it haunted by a ghostly figure that whispered cringy pick-up lines to anyone who dared to approach it. Legend has it that the statue still stands to this day, a reminder of the cringe that lurks within us all.

So, if you’re ready to embrace your inner cringe and join a community that celebrates the absurd, then come on down to our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to leave your dignity at the door!

CreeperLoveCraft

action, Adventure, Connection, CreeperLoveCraft, EXCITEMENT, FANTASY, Intimacy, love, multiplayer, Passion, Pleasure, relationships, role playing, romance, satisfaction, sex life, simulation, Single player, strategy, video games, virtual reality

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	6207
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Wyrmholes Dug:	2

Are you tired of your sex life feeling like a solo game of Minesweeper? Join our Minecraft server and level up your love life! Our virtual world is filled with sexy villagers just waiting to trade with you…if you catch our drift. Explore our pixelated paradise and find hidden chests filled with naughty surprises. Who needs a partner when you have a diamond sword to keep you company? So ditch the real world and come play with us, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the Ender Dragon).

LebCraft Minecraft Server

airstrikes, Beirut, Ceasefire, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, escalation, international relations, intervention, Israel, lebanon, LebCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, Minecraft, negotiations, political tension, SECURITY, Server, united states, US-backed, violence, War

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	4771
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Runes Activated:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

Yo, so like, if you wanna join a lit Minecraft server, come to our place cuz we got crazier explosions than Israel hitting Beirut, yo! Our server is so wild, it’s like a war zone but with creepers and zombies instead of actual bombs. Plus, we straight up rejected any boring ceasefire plans cuz we’re all about that chaos and destruction, fam. Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of constant mayhem and non-stop action. Let’s blow stuff up together, yo!

UkraineCraft: Biden’s Billions

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	6357
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more surprises than biden giving $8 billion in military aid to ukraine! we got creepers that explode with confetti instead of blowing up your house, we got villagers that trade diamonds for dirt because they’re just that crazy. our server is so lit, even herobrine wants to join in on the fun. come build your dream castle or create a roller coaster that goes through the nether and back. trust me, you won’t find a server like ours anywhere else. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Alzheimers Drug Craze: Deaths, Data, & Conflicts!

alzheimer’s, Alzheimer’s disease, Approval, brain health, clinical trials, cognitive decline, Conflicts, controversy, CRAZE, data, deaths, DRUG, drug development, excess deaths, EXCITEMENT, financial conflicts of interest, Healthcare, independent advisory panel, Medical Ethics, neurology, new drug, patient safety, pharmaceuticals, questionable efficacy, regulatory approval, safety data

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	4526
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Divine Spears Created:	11	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Secret Passages Found:	6	Mines Excavated:	3994

so, like, this server is like the ultimate cure for your boring Minecraft life, dude. it’s like a new drug for Alzheimer’s but for your gaming brain, ya know? there’s so much excitement, you won’t even remember what boredom feels like.

even though there’s some excess deaths (RIP to those pixels), missing safety data (who needs safety when you’re building epic structures?), and questionable efficacy (who cares as long as it’s fun), this server is the place to be, man.

and get this, the “independent” advisory panel is totally not biased at all. like, they’re so independent that they’re probably not even real people. but who cares about conflicts of interest when you’re mining diamonds and battling creepers, right?

so come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server. it’s like a rollercoaster for your brain, but with more explosions and less nausea. you won’t regret it, unless you do, but who cares? YOLO, amirite?

LANtErNcRaFt: Where Semi-Vanilla Meets PVE for Cross-Play Shenanigans!

activities, bedrock player, Builds, Community, crossplay, Custom Dungeons, Economy, Friendly, Griefers, Keep Inventory, Land Claim, Lanterncraft, loot tables, meets, Phone, Plugins, PvE, Questline, Resource World, Rewards, Semivanilla, Server, Shenanigans, Staff Team, Starting again, Welcoming

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	241
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45

Welcome to Lanterncraft
We are a new Semi-Vanilla SMP server offering various activities and plugins such as a resource world, player controlled economy, quests, land claiming, custom dungeons, and crossplay for Bedrock players.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Do you have a detailed questline?	Yes, we offer multiple questlines with great rewards.
What measures do you have against griefers?	Players can claim their land to prevent griefing. Our staff team is also quick to assist in case of any damages.
Do you keep inventory on death?	Yes, we have enabled keeping inventory so players do not lose their gear upon death.
Do you have custom dungeons?	Yes, we have custom dungeons with unique loot tables for players to explore.
Is the server crossplay compatible for Bedrock players?	Yes, Bedrock players can join the server and play with Java players.
How can I join the server?	You can join via the Java IP: play.lanterncraft.net or the Bedrock IP & Port: play.lanterncraft.net:25586
Is there a Discord server for communication?	Yes, you can join our Discord server at discord.gg/TMCXNu7zgy

Loser Incels Minecraft Server

Achievements, Careers, discrimination, equality, faults, gender equality, Gender Roles, Handouts, hard work, hobbies, Incels, Loser, Minecraft, Misogyny, Projection, Server, societal expectations, Stereotypes, Talents, weaknesses, Women

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	9181
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Runes Activated:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Magic Items Found:	4841
Holy Grails Found:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Animals Bred:	48
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of the real world? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all you hardworking, smart, and talented individuals to come together and build epic creations without any distractions.

Join us and leave behind the world of handouts and laziness, where equality is a foreign concept. Here, you can show off your impressive skills and achievements without being overshadowed by those who project their faults onto others.

So why wait? Join our server now and start building your own greatness, because let’s face it, women just can’t compete with the awesomeness that awaits you here!

The Secret Society of Minecraft SMP

ANONYMOUS, anonymous source., arstechnica, Digital, Digital Media, IMG_0466, internet, Media, media sharing, Minecraft, News, No. 78933527, ONLINE, online content, secret, smp, society, streaming, Tech News, Tech Trends, Technology, Video, video clip, video sharing

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	3213
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Villages Defended:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us on our server where the creepers have learned how to breakdance and the villagers have formed a secret underground rave club.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a legendary chicken that lays golden eggs, but only on Tuesdays. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the Nether, you’ll be granted three wishes by the elusive Ender Dragon.

So why wait? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it! 🐔💃🕺🐉

NoBoyfriendMinecraftServer

Accommodation, apartment, apartment rules, Boundaries, Boyfriend, comfort, Commitment, Communication, compromise, discomfort, Drama, Favor, friendship, guest rules, judgment, living together, NoBoyfriendMinecraftServer, Respect, roommate, temporary stay, Trust

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	3477
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Falling into the Void:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Potions Brewed:	147	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have strict rules for guests just like the OP’s roommate! But don’t worry, we won’t ask you to let your roommate’s boyfriend move in for 10 days.

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream world without worrying about unwanted guests overstaying their welcome. Our server is drama-free, unlike the OP’s situation with her roommate.

So come on over and let your creativity run wild, because on our server, you never have to question whether or not it’s okay to say no to someone crashing at your place for an extended period of time. Let’s build and have fun together, without the cold shoulders or awkward confrontations.