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AlienCraft: Where Endermen Leak Gossip!

alg, ALIEN LEAKS GENERAL, AlienCraft, aliens, blue beans, blue skinned, drier than OPs moms pussy, endermen, gossip, Government, Grusch, Grusch 2.0, gutter, JASON SANDS, last 5 months, LEAK.., movement, NEW whistleblower, Pray, SCIF, Treaties, UAP bills, UAPTF, WE ARE SO BACK BROSQRD

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	2967
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

WE ARE SO BACK BROSQRD:

Last 5 months have been drier than OPs moms pussy

Grusch is essentially kill and hasn’t dropped anything despite saying he would

Movement in the gutter, UAP bills gutted

Blue beans in full effect

Suddenly there he was

NEW whistleblower JASON SANDS

Worked under UAPTF, still actively working in the government. Won’t talk about certain stuff besides SCIF

Says aliens are blue skinned, treaties have been made I really hope Grusch 2.0 does better cause holy fuck. Please pray we have something bros

Reasons to join our Minecraft server: – Explore a world drier than OPs moms pussy – Witness the mystery of Grusch and his lack of drops – Get involved in the gutter movement and see UAP bills gutted – Experience the full effect of blue beans – Meet the strange whistleblower JASON SANDS and uncover government secrets – Discover blue-skinned aliens and intergalactic treaties

Come join us for a wild and unpredictable adventure!

ChávezCraft: Post-Election Chaos

anger, Chaos, ChávezCraft, controversy, Democracy, Destruction, Government, Hugo Chávez, Latin America, leader, opposition, Political, post-election, PostElection, PROTESTS, Régime, revolution, Socialist, Statues, TURMOIL, Unrest, Vandalism, Venezuela

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	539
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Zombie Dances:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Divine Spears Created:	29	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	13

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant hugo chávez statues and protect them from crazy post-election unrest in venezuela!!! we have epic battles and crazy adventures as we defend our statues with our lives!!! join now and be a part of the most insane and chaotic server ever!!! hugo chávez would be proud of our dedication and bravery!!!

GlobalCraft: Labor Divide

divide, economic disparity, equal pay, global economy, Global Income, Global North, Global South, global workforce, GlobalCraft, Income Discrepancy, income disparity, income inequality, Labor, Labour Availability, Labour Contribution, Labour Market, Northern Consumption, Skill Disparity, Southern Workers, wage disparity, wages, worker exploitation

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	1715
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension Hops:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10

yo yo yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like da wild wild west of blocky adventures, fam. we got pigs flyin’ and creepers dancin’ to dubstep, it’s lit af.

imagine a world where u can mine for diamonds while riding a llama dressed as a cowboy, yeehaw! and don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco parties where u can battle it out with other players in epic dance-offs.

plus, our server is so inclusive that even zombies and skeletons are welcome to join in on the fun. we believe in equal opportunities for all, even if u have no skin or flesh.

so come on down to our server and be part of the revolution, where the Global South meets the Global North in a clash of blocky proportions. who needs real world wages when u can be rollin’ in virtual diamonds and emeralds, amirite? let’s make minecraft great again, one pixel at a time.

Welcome to the server where even the janitor can be a hero! Janitor’s Closet SMP: Where cleaning skills rule! Apply now!

app, apply, BUILD, cleaning, CLOSET, Community, culture, Discord, era, Events, Fun, genre, Hero, janitor, Janitors, Lore, nation, Nations, Plugins, Religion, Roleplay, rule, Server, Skills, smp, Story, Style, Whitelist

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	3428
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	14

Welcome to the Janitor’s Closet!

We are a worldbuilding/roleplay based SMP! we want to give players a fun atmosphere where you can make your own culture, nation, story, and impact!

We don’t necessarily follow a build theme, places can be of whatever era, genre, or style in their builds! We like it that way to be unique, as well as encouraging all sorts of story-building and roleplay!

While we think it’s awesome that people can make their own religions and cultures and stuff, don’t forget that there’s always someone you can join!

Lastly, we like to hold fun events! These events vary from being lore-related to ingame fun, and you can also host these events once you have an idea and all!

Discord Info:

Joining our Discord is required, everyone who joins does have to fill out a quick app after reading the rules, this is so that we filter out any bad folks and goons.

Joining the discord is also just nice, we have a nice community where people organize their lore and events, and it’s where all info and people are located!

Our Plugins:

Plugins
Dynmap
SimpleVC
SetHome
Deadchest
CombatLog
Brewery
And others!

FAQ

Q: What is the Janitor’s Closet Minecraft server?

A: The Janitor’s Closet is a worldbuilding/roleplay based SMP where players can create their own cultures, nations, and stories.

Q: Is there a specific build theme on the server?

A: No, players are encouraged to build in any era, genre, or style they prefer to create unique and diverse environments.

Q: Are players allowed to create their own religions and cultures?

A: Yes, players are welcome to create their own religions and cultures, but they can also join existing ones on the server.

Q: Are there regular events on the server?

A: Yes, the server hosts fun events ranging from lore-related activities to in-game fun. Players can also host their own events once approved.

Q: Is joining the Discord server mandatory?

A: Yes, joining the Discord server is required for all players. A quick application must be filled out after reading the rules to filter out any unwanted individuals.

Coalburner’s Seething Minecraft Server

#degeneracy, activism, Anons, brotherhood, clown world, coalburner, coalburners, Confrontation, empowerment, force, fuckup, Minecraft, Observe, RAGE, resistance, Seething, Server, Silence, social justice, solidarity, strength, Unity

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	1502
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	79	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we witness the epic battle of coalburners and based men! Witness the pure, unbridled rage of a coalburner when confronted, as they try to escape their past mistakes. Join us as we confront degeneracy in this clown world and become a force to be reckoned with. Together, we will rise above the chaos and bring order to the Minecraft universe. So come join us, brothers, and let’s show the world what we’re made of!

SipSquadCoffeeCrafters – Minecraft SMP

Aftertaste, barista, Beverage, black coffee, Brewing, Caffeine, coffee, coffee lover, coffee shop, Creamer, dairy, drink, flavor, half & half, Minecraft, morning pick-me-up, morning routine, Preference, SipSquadCoffeeCrafters, smp, Sugar, Taste, Water

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	318
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Void Gems Collected:	24
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Runes Activated:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	11

BabyDaddyDrama Minecraft Server

#SelfEsteem, aita, Argument, BabyDaddyDrama, BEDROOM, child, custody, doormat, ex, family, Father, House, Men, Minecraft, peoplepleaser, Raising, relationship, rental, SELLING, Server, stay

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	6701
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Villages Defended:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through crazy situations like letting your ex crash at your Minecraft house because he’s been kicked out of his rental! Imagine the chaos of trying to build separate bedrooms for you, your child, and your ex while still trying to maintain some sense of sanity.

But fear not, because on our server, you can build, explore, and create without any pesky exes trying to crash your party. So come join us and leave the real-life drama behind – unless, of course, you want to recreate it in Minecraft form!

WeddingDressDramaCraft

Borrow, Boundaries, bride, custom made, Decision making, dress shopping, Effort, family, inanimate objects, love, Marriage, Personal, PRESSURE, refusal, relationship, Safe, selfish, sister, Wedding, wedding dress, WeddingDressDramaCraft

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	5944
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that values personal boundaries and individuality? Look no further than our server, where we understand the importance of saying no when it comes to borrowing wedding dresses!

Join us for a wild ride filled with drama and family feuds, just like the one where a player’s sister demanded to borrow their wedding dress. Will you stand your ground like our player did, or will you give in to the pressure and share your precious in-game items?

Don’t worry, we won’t judge you for being an “asshole” or selfish – we celebrate your right to keep your virtual possessions safe and sound. So come on over and experience the craziness for yourself – who knows what outrageous situations you’ll find yourself in on our server!

TalentCraft: Hidden Skills Unleashed

hidden, hidden skill, hidden talent, hidden talent reveal, mysterious talent, obscure talent, rare ability, rare talent, secret ability, Skills, special gift, special talent, surprising skill, surprising talent, TalentCraft, uncommon ability, undiscovered talent, unexpected skill, unique skill, unique talent showcase, unknown talent, Unleashed, unusual hobby, unusual talent

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	2139
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Are you secretly a Minecraft wizard in disguise? Do you possess the power to build pixelated castles with just a flick of your wrist? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our magical Minecraft realm where your hidden talents will finally be appreciated. Whether you can summon creepers with a snap of your fingers or turn diamonds into cookies, this server is the place for you. Don’t keep your talents hidden any longer – come show them off and join the wackiest, most whimsical Minecraft community out there!

HarrisFundraiserMC Server

+x, Account Suspension, Account.., Campaign, controversy, democratic party, donation, fundraiser, fundraising event, harris, HarrisFundraiserMC, Long tail tags: Social media, Political Support, presidential candidate, Server, supporting, suspends, twitter

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	1444
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	93	Void Armor Forged:	16
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Crops Grown:	2013	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Endless Night Skies:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4

so, like, dis server is da bomb diggity, ya know? like, u gotta join cuz we got pigs dat can fly and chickens dat do the moonwalk. it’s like a crazy circus up in here, man.

we also got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot, like diamonds and emeralds and even a dragon egg. but shh, don’t tell anyone, it’s super top secret.

oh, and did i mention we have a giant roller coaster that goes through a lava pit? yeah, it’s totally safe, i swear. just make sure to wear your fireproof armor.

plus, we have a petting zoo with creepers and skeletons that you can tame and ride into battle. it’s like a real-life pokemon gym, but with more explosions.

so, what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the craziest, most insane minecraft adventures of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

BountyBashCraft

Assassination, assassination attempt, Beirut, Bounty, BountyBashCraft, Commander, Conflict, covert operation, hezbollah, intelligence, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Operation, political tensions, SECURITY, Target, Terrorism, top leader, US

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	4398
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	8216
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where we got crazier plots than Israel tryna take out a top Hezbollah dude in Beirut! This server is so lit, it’s like a $5 million bounty on your head for not joining! We got more action than a TNT explosion and more drama than a creeper sneaking up on you. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime! Join now before you miss out on all the fun!