GrumpyCraft Minecraft Servers

GrumpyCraft Minecraft Servers

  • GrumpyCraft

    GrumpyCraft
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    Players: 95/1000 Votes: 3249
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 New Chunks Explored: 806032
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2
    Ores Mined: 6738 Zombie Dances: 8
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Legendary Scepters Created: 8
    Emeralds Found: 2698 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of adulting and responsibilities? Do you find yourself getting grumpier with each passing year? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and let your inner child run wild!

    On our server, you can build the most ridiculous and extravagant structures you can imagine. Want to create a giant toilet castle? Go for it! How about a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit? Why not! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky physics).

    But that’s not all! We have special events like “Troll Tuesdays” where players can prank each other with exploding chickens or fake treasure chests. And every Friday night, we host a virtual dance party complete with pixelated disco balls and DJ skeletons.

    So why waste your time being a boring adult when you can join our Minecraft server and unleash your inner goofball? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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  • GrumpyCraft – Age Edition

    GrumpyCraft – Age Edition
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    Players: 93/100 Votes: 8300
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Magic Crystals Found: 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5 Ether Blades Crafted: 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Spectral Entities Defeated: 4
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 13 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Heroic Legacies Created: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of adulting and dealing with boring responsibilities? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the coolest pixelated castle!

    Our server is the perfect place to unleash your inner child and let your imagination run wild. Build a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, create a house made entirely of diamond blocks, or even tame a pet zombie pigman to do your bidding.

    Forget about bills, deadlines, and all the other stresses of adulthood. On our server, the only thing you’ll be stressing about is whether to build a giant statue of a chicken or a giant statue of a potato.

    So come join us and let your inner child roam free in our wacky and wonderful Minecraft world. Trust us, once you start playing, you’ll never want to grow up again!

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  • GrumpyCraft: Where People Aren’t Happy That I’m Here But Still Play Anyway

    GrumpyCraft: Where People Aren’t Happy That I’m Here But Still Play Anyway
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    Players: 109/800 Votes: 6791
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 1
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8
    Secret Passages Found: 2 Lunar Scepters Activated: 3
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 3
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 24 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Epic Shields Constructed: 33

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where people are just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us if you want to challenge a dragon to a dance-off, ride a pig into battle against an army of evil chickens, or participate in our weekly “Build a Toilet” competition where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted plunger!

    But beware, our community is not for the faint of heart. We have a strict “no boring builds” policy and if your house doesn’t have at least three secret trapdoors and a rollercoaster inside, you might as well pack your bags and go back to playing with blocks in single player.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show the world that you’re not just another basic Minecraft player – you’re a legend in the making! And if anyone tries to mess with you, just remember our motto: “people aren’t happy that I’m here…got something to say, bitch ass mother fucker?”

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  • DemoralizedCraft SMP – The Struggle is Real

    DemoralizedCraft SMP – The Struggle is Real
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    Players: 97/200 Votes: 101
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 0 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Crops Grown: 2182
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 5 Ores Mined: 9009
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    New Chunks Explored: 227622 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Living Shadows Defeated: 3
    Royal Courts Attended: 5 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, most chaotic server out there! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building while dodging flying pigs and exploding chickens.

    Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to blow up because they know they can’t compete with the level of chaos we bring. We have secret underground societies of villagers plotting against the players, and the cows have formed a rebellion against the sheep.

    But don’t worry, we also have plenty of normal Minecraft activities like mining, crafting, and exploring. Just be prepared for the unexpected, like when the ocean suddenly turns into a lava pit or when the trees start dancing to disco music.

    So come join us on our insane Minecraft SMP and remember, the only way out is through sheer determination and a healthy dose of insanity!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • FearlessSMP: What’s Your Fear?

    FearlessSMP: What’s Your Fear?
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    Players: 101/700 Votes: 4112
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Gods Slained: 2
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2
    Epic Quests Completed: 20 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 39
    Haunted Chests Opened: 5 Battle Standards Raised: 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Meteorites Collected: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you afraid of creepers blowing up your precious builds? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft SMP, creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of exploding! Join us for a wacky adventure where the only thing you’ll be afraid of is running out of diamonds because our diamond veins are as plentiful as dirt blocks. So come join us and conquer your fear of creepers, or better yet, make friends with them and start a creeper army to take over the server!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyCash: Build a Blocky Empire

    CraftyCash: Build a Blocky Empire
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    Players: 93/100 Votes: 8230
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 55 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 5 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9 Horror Stories Survived: 7
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 22 Astral Amulets Crafted: 43
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 47 Dragons Tamed: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    If you had access to $5 million, you could join our Minecraft server and build a diamond palace so big that even the Ender Dragon would be jealous! You could hire a team of villagers to mine for you while you sit back and sip on golden apple juice. And who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret chest filled with enchanted gear that will make you the most powerful player in the server! So come join us and turn that $5 million into virtual riches beyond your wildest dreams!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • AirForceFiredByZelenskyy

    AirForceFiredByZelenskyy
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    Players: 92/600 Votes: 238
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 5626 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6
    Potions Brewed: 165 Falling into the Void: 3
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Epic Mounts Acquired: 4
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Cursed Lands Purified: 4 Crystal Caves Mapped: 2
    Endless Legions Commanded: 16 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Magic Wands Crafted: 25 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    so dis server is like da wildest ride of ur life, like u aint never seen nothin like it befo. we got creepers doin backflips, skeletons breakdancin, and zombies doin the cha cha slide. u wanna join dis server cuz u gonna be laughin ur butt off da whole time, like seriously, u gonna need to wear a diaper cuz u gonna be peein from laughin so hard. plus, we got a secret underground base where u can find all da diamonds u want, but watch out for da lava pit cuz it be hotter than a jalapeno pepper. so come join us on dis crazy ride, and remember, always keep ur pickaxe handy and ur sense of humor even handier.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • HeartCrafters

    HeartCrafters
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    Players: 110/300 Votes: 8495
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 18 Ether Blades Crafted: 14
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Eternal Flames Captured: 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Demon Skulls Collected: 24
    Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Legendary Items Repaired: 4
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 78 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 47
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Dark Rituals Completed: 3 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    hey u, ya u, ever wanted to play on a minecraft server that is so lit, it’s like a band-aid for ur heart? well, guess what, we got u covered! our server is like a 3D printing miracle, elastic enough to handle ur heart’s beating, tough enough for ur joints, and customizable to fit ur every need.

    join us and experience the craziest adventures, like fighting off zombie hordes with nothing but a carrot, or building a rollercoaster that goes straight to the moon.

    we also have the friendliest community ever, filled with unicorns, dragons, and talking potatoes. so what are u waiting for? join our server now and let the insanity begin!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • REBORN — ORIGINS: Where Minecraft meets the afterlife, now with extra fabric softener!

    REBORN — ORIGINS: Where Minecraft meets the afterlife, now with extra fabric softener!
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    Players: 99/100 Votes: 3001
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Orbs of Power Found: 8
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Villages Defended: 10 Mineshafts Explored: 3
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 6 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4
    Votes: 5414 Cosmic Pies Baked: 2
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Reborn Origins Minecraft Server

    Server Version Fabric 1.20.1
    Mods 60+ mods, including extra origins and mods from After Life
    Datapacks Worldmaps, Chipped, Better End, Better Nether, Easy Emerald Tools and More, Handcrafted, JEI, Woodwalkers

    Overview:

    Reborn Origins is a Minecraft server where players can choose origins, create lore and build empires with a semi roleplay twist. Player death results in a new origin, creating dynamic gameplay.

    The community is welcoming and encourages players to make friends, create towns and industries, and explore the vast possibilities of the server.

    FAQ:

    Question Answer
    What version does the server run on? Fabric 1.20.1
    How many mods are there on the server? 60+ mods, including extra origins and mods from After Life
    What are some important datapacks on the server? Worldmaps, Chipped, Better End, Better Nether, Easy Emerald Tools and More, Handcrafted, JEI, Woodwalkers

    For more in-depth information, join our Discord server.

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  • BulbaCraft Minecraft Server

    BulbaCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 107/600 Votes: 6675
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4 Evil Lairs Raided: 6
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 19 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 7 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8 Alternate Realities Explored: 4
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 50

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be for all you cool cats and kittens (Carole Baskin approved)! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft server that was so epic, even the Ender Dragon bowed down to it. Legend has it that if you join this server, you will be granted magical powers that allow you to ride pigs into battle and shoot fireballs from your eyes. Not to mention, every player gets their own personal Bulbasaur companion to help them on their epic quests.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the rarest block in all of Minecraft – the Bacon Block. Yes, you heard that right. Break it and you’ll be rewarded with unlimited bacon for life. Plus, every full moon, the server transforms into a giant disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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  • Minecraft SMP: BussyCraft

    Minecraft SMP: BussyCraft
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    Players: 102/800 Votes: 1952
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 57
    Battle Standards Raised: 12 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 6 Backwards Speech Heard: 4
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Eternal Flames Captured: 6
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever visit! We have a secret underground club where all the villagers go to party and dance the night away. The creepers are trained to do backflips and the chickens can breakdance like pros. And don’t even get me started on the llamas – they run the whole place like a mafia boss.

    But that’s not all – we have a special event every week where players have to fight off a horde of zombie pigmen while riding on the backs of flying pigs. The winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle and bragging rights for life. Oh, and did I mention that our server is actually located on a giant floating island in the sky? Yeah, we don’t mess around with boring old ground-level gameplay.

    So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen. And I do mean anything.

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  • FiancésGoneWild Minecraft Server

    FiancésGoneWild Minecraft Server
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    Players: 96/500 Votes: 9854
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 62 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 18
    Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Runes Activated: 3 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of unwanted houseguests rearranging your furniture and going through your closet? Join our Minecraft server where you can build your own virtual house with no nosy in-laws allowed!

    We promise no one will open your virtual mail or try to cancel your virtual therapy sessions for your virtual special needs child. Plus, if things get out of hand, you can just kick them out with the click of a button – no need to deal with any real-life drama!

    So come join us and build your dream Minecraft world without any interfering in-laws. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with family drama in real life!

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  • GFsHalfMarathonDrama

    GFsHalfMarathonDrama
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    Players: 110/300 Votes: 8069
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 12 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Legendary Items Repaired: 4
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 5 Celestial Beings Befriended: 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 1 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring excuses to avoid events? Join our Minecraft server and run a virtual half-marathon instead! Our server is so epic, your girlfriend will sign up just to avoid missing out on the action. Plus, our 12-week running program will have you sprinting through blocks like a pro!

    We have a resident elite runner (28M) who has finished 5th overall in a 10k race and 12th in his category for a half-marathon. He knows his stuff and will guide you through the virtual race course with expert advice. And don’t worry about getting tired from two workouts a day – our server is so exhilarating, you’ll be running and building in no time!

    So ditch the excuses and join our Minecraft server for the wildest half-marathon experience of your life. Who needs real-life races when you can conquer the virtual world with us? Let’s race to the finish line together, one block at a time!

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