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BlockyDisasters

Awful, BlockyDisasters, Horrible, Terrible, Worst Case Scenario, worst day, worst decision, worst event, worst ever, worst experience, worst feeling, worst memory, worst mistake., worst moment, worst nightmare, worst outcome, worst possible thing, worst situation, worst thing, worst thing imaginable, worst thing that could happen

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	6403
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Mines Excavated:	4104	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

Join our Minecraft server and find out! We have a special event where players are thrown into a pit of angry chickens armed with diamond swords. The last one standing gets a lifetime supply of virtual cookies! Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly Enderman who loves to photobomb your screenshots. Don’t miss out on the chaos and hilarity – join now and see if you can survive the madness!

AcroHeatCraft: Greek Isles & Adriatic Fun

AcroHeatCraft, Acropolis, Adriatic, Adriatic Sea, athens, climate change, environmental news, Europe, extreme heat, Fun, global warming, greece, Greek, heat records, heatwave, heatwave impacts, historical sites, Isles, Mediterranean, record-high temperature, Summer, tourism, tourist attractions, travel, weather

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	7972
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	New Chunks Explored:	876527
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the acropolis is still open and the adriatic sea is boiling hot! we have the craziest builds and the most insane adventures waiting for you! dive into the fiery depths of the adriatic sea and battle sea monsters while exploring ancient greek ruins! build your own acropolis and rule over your own kingdom! join now before the heatwave melts everything away!

GeneEditCraft: seekRNA Quest

accurate gene editing, biotechnology, CRISPR, CRISPR technology, CRISPR/Cas9, DNA repair, gene editing, gene expression, gene knockout, gene regulation, Gene therapy, GeneEditCraft, genetic diseases, genetic engineering, genetic manipulation, genetic modification, genome editing, Molecular biology, Precision medicine, Quest, RNA interference, seekRNA

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	8687
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Dragons Tamed:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we be editin genes like CRISPR on steroids, but wait there’s more! we got seekRNA, the ultimate pathway for gene editing accuracy.

imagine creating a mutant chicken that lays diamond eggs or a pig that can fly and shoot lasers from its eyes. the possibilities are endless on our server, where we push the boundaries of science and sanity.

join us now and be part of the craziest gene editing experiments in the minecraft universe. who needs reality when you can have seekRNA? let’s get genetic, baby!

Malvarus Minecraft Server

Adventure, Anarchy, base, building, Community, destroy, Donations, Economy, enemies, Grief, Hardcore, level up, Malvarus, Minecraft, multiplayer, Private, PvP, Pvpve, Raid, Revenge, Sandbox, Server, Survival, WIN

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	4335
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Emeralds Found:	8292
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Villages Defended:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Animals Bred:	141
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

⭐ Tired of playing boring, monotonous Anarchies, where everything freezes and lags? We offer you a solution!

The Malvarus project is a place where you can get your revenge in full, level up and destroy your enemies. Your building was destroyed or your base was raided? Take revenge on your offenders! This is Anarchy, hardcore Anarchy!

Join and win! ?

188.127.229.17:25607

Mystic_Isles

1.10, 1.11, 1.12, 1.13, 1.14, 1.15, 1.16, 1.17, 1.18, 1.19, 1.20, 1.21, Faction, Factions, Minecraft, multiplayer, Mystic Isles, Prison, Server, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	5021
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	92	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Welcome to Mystic Isles! We are currently only a Factions server, we WILL be adding more game modes in the future.

ACTIVE: Factions

Coming Soon: Skyblock

Coming Soon: Survival

Coming Soon: Prison

Versions: 1.10-1.21

play.mysticisles-network.net

The Spark: Where Minecraft meets middle-aged drama, but with a PG twist

CCTVCraft, Drama, Figura, HANDCRAFTED, LetsDoSeries, meets, MiddleAged, Minecraft, Parcool, PrimalWinter, Roleplay, Simplevoicechat, SimpleVoiceRadio, Spark, TACZPlus, Twist

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	8507
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Zombie Dances:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Purgatory RP
Server Type	Roleplay
Version	1.20.1 Modded Java
Mods	Various mods including Primal Winter, Simple Voice Chat, Figura, etc.
Content Warning	Dark and mature themes, 18+

FAQ

Why is the server 18+?

Due to potentially heavy topics and content, including dark and mature themes.

What version of Minecraft is the server running?

1.20.1 Modded Java with the Forge loader and a custom mod pack.

What is the roleplay setting of the server?

Players find themselves in the frozen wasteland of Purgatory, a desolate realm where damned souls converge. They must prove their worth for redemption.

Are there any specific rules or guidelines for roleplaying on the server?

Players must be prepared for intense and potentially disturbing scenarios. Underage characters are not permitted, and spoiler tags are not used.

What mods are available on the server?

Some mods include Primal Winter, Simple Voice Chat, Figura for player customization, and TACZ: Plus for guns.

How can I apply to join the server?

Join the server’s Discord for more information and the application process: Discord Invite

No Politics Minecraft Server

activism, bipartisan divide, Censorship, Civil Discourse, controversial topics, current events, election season, freedom of speech, government policies, Media influence, Minecraft, Political Climate, Political Correctness, Political debate, political discussions, Political Engagement, political fatigue, Politics, public discourse, Server, Social Issues, Stop talking

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	9364
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Potions Brewed:	72
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Crops Grown:	2175
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	9

Are you tired of hearing about politics and just want to escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is whether or not you have enough diamonds to build a castle? Then come join our Minecraft server where the only debate is whether creepers are cute or just plain annoying!

Our server is like a magical land where pigs can fly (literally, we have a mod for that) and you can ride on the back of a dragon while battling a horde of zombie villagers. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a player who got lost in the Nether and now roams the land looking for their lost diamond pickaxe.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare treasures guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will only let you in if you can solve their riddles. And if you manage to find the hidden disco party room, you’ll be treated to a dance-off with the Ender Dragon himself!

So what are you waiting for? Stop talking about politics and start building your dream world on our insane Minecraft server. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than arguing with strangers on the internet.

BirthdayBlock Minecraft Server

bale, Batflek, batman begins, BirthdayBlock, BIRTHDAYS, BTAS, Clown, jim gordon, Joker, Leto, Minecraft, movie reviews, movies, Performance, Rachel, recast, Rum, School Shooter, Sequels, Server, TDKR, trilogy, Year One

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	7764
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Animals Bred:	140
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Votes:	267

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as the Joker’s makeup? Look no further, because our server is crazier than a clown car on fire! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and more chaos than a Gotham City crime spree.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and built a giant replica of the Batcave. But instead of bats, it was filled with chickens. And not just any chickens, but chickens wearing tiny capes and cowls. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: our server has a secret underground lair where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches. Picture it – players dressed as Batman, the Joker, and even Commissioner Gordon, all fighting for supremacy in a world where anything is possible.

So come join us on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust me, you won’t regret it. Holy cow, Batman!

Momma’s Minecraft Mayhem

Blame, Boundaries, Communication, Expectations, Food, Hosting, MAYHEM, Minecraft, mom’s rules, mommas, Movie, parenting, Parenting styles, RESPONSIBILITY, rules, Sleep, sleepover, sleepover communication, sleepover etiquette, sleepover expectations, sleepover guidelines, sleepover rules, swimming

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	7670
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	424	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-free as possible? Look no further! Join our server where swim tests are mandatory before diving into our virtual pools, ensuring safety first! We only serve the healthiest virtual snacks, like pixelated carrots and broccoli (just kidding, it’s all junk food). Our movie nights are PG-13 at most, so you won’t have to worry about any inappropriate content. And don’t even get us started on bedtime – we encourage staying up late and chatting with friends until the early hours of the morning! Join now and avoid the mom who complains about everything – she’s probably too busy arguing with the villagers in her own Minecraft world!

EzGiveUp Minecraft Server

Abdicate, decluttering, Detachment, Easiest, EzGiveUp, forsake, give up, letting go, Minecraft, Minimalism, minimalist lifestyle, minimalistic living, Release, relinquish, renunciation, sacrifice, self-control, self-discipline, Server, Simplicity, Surrender

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	3105
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	368	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Villages Defended:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41	Rune Stones Activated:	4

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to give up anything ever again! We have magical potions that make you immune to hunger, so you can feast on unlimited virtual cake all day long. Plus, our server is home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who will teach you the art of bacon magic. So come join us and say goodbye to giving up anything ever again!