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KharkivCraft: Zelenskyy’s Revenge

aggression, Ceasefire, Conflict, Diplomacy, eastern europe, execute, Failed, international relations, Invasion, Kharkiv, KharkivCraft, Military Action, offensive, peace negotiations, president, Revenge, russia, sanctions, Ukraine, Vladimir Putin, War, zelenskyy, Zelenskyys

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	8875
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Villages Defended:	13
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Buildings Constructed:	16
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

so, like, have you heard about this epic minecraft server, bro? it’s like, so lit, you gotta join, man. like, the other day, this dude Zelenskyy was talking about how russia totally failed to execute their new Kharkiv offensive, but like, who cares about that when you can be playing on this server, right?

join us for some crazy adventures, like fighting off zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot, or building a giant statue of a potato in the sky. we’ve got mini-games that will make you laugh so hard, you’ll pee your pants (not really, but like, almost).

plus, the community is like, totally rad. everyone is super chill and always down for a good time. so what are you waiting for, dude? join this server now and let the madness begin!

FlyingCarCraft

advancement, AIR TRAFFIC, convenience, Development, efficiency, Engineering, environmental impact, flying cars, FlyingCarCraft, Future, futuristic vehicles, Infrastructure, innovation, luxury, milestone, practical advantage, progress, society, Technology, Transportation, Urban planning

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	475
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Mines Excavated:	4867
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have FLYING CARS cuz why not?? u can zoom around the map like a boss and show off to all ur friends. plus, the cars are made out of DIAMONDS so u know they’re fancy as heck. we even have a race track where u can compete against other players and win cool prizes like a pet dragon or a magical unicorn. so what r u waiting for?? hop on our server and start flying like a pro!

FutureCraft: No Time for Procrastination

Behavior, Blame, future outlook, FutureCraft, habits, mental health, mindset, optimism, personal development, positive mindset, procrastination, productivity, Psychology, research, self-admonishment, severe procrastinators, study, Time, Time management, well-being, worries

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	1396
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	33
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	12

LOL JOIN DIS SERVER IF U WANNA STOP PROCRASTINATIN’! WE GOT DA SECRET TO BEATIN’ DA BAD HABIT – JUST BE OPTIMISTIC ABOUT DA FUTURE, DUH!

WE GOT CRAZY STORIES ‘BOUT PLAYERS WHO JOINED AND SUDDENLY STARTED FINISHIN’ PROJECTS LEFT N’ RIGHT! ONE GUY BUILT A WHOLE CASTLE IN A DAY, ANOTHER MADE A WORKING ROCKET SHIP TO DA MOON!

SO IF U WANNA KICK PROCRASTINATION’S BUTT, JOIN US AND START BUILDIN’ YOUR FUTURE TODAY! #YOLO #MINECRAFTLOLZ 🚀🏰🌕

Modern Chaos: Anarchy Gone Wild! 1.20.4 Java Edition

1.20.4, Anarchy, Bans, Chaos, Community, Difficulty, Discord, Donate, Edition, Empires, Exploration, Hacks, Hate Speech, java, Lag-free, MODERN, mutes, nether roof, Resets, Spawn, Survival, Vanilla, vibrant, Wasteland, Wild, world border

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	813
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

Welcome to Modern Anarchy – A Dedicated Community of Anarchy Enthusiasts!

Server IP	modern-anarchy.org

Anarchy at Its Finest with a Dedicated Community:

Hack like a pro, build empires, survive the chaos.
No bans ever – only mutes for hate speech, hard slurs, or chat spam.

Forge Your Path in a Pure Vanilla World:

Experience the true essence of Minecraft with no vanilla altering plugins or meddling admins.
Reach your potential in this survival wasteland with no resets ever.

World Exploration Extravaganza:

Discover a vast 3×3 million block world border.
Respawn within 500 blocks of 0 0, allowing you to redefine your survival journey.
Explore and exploit the nether roof.

No Teleports, No Shortcuts: Authentic Vanilla Anarchy

Hard Difficulty, No Compromises: Test your survival skills in the toughest conditions.
Uncover the mysteries below spawn – good luck!

Shape the Future with Direct Input:

Join our Discord and engage with the community.
Server owner, Vorlice, is available for technical queries.
Launched in July 2023, always synced with the latest version (1.20.4).
Powered by robust hardware in New York for a lag-free experience.

Support the Chaos:

Vote or donate to color your name in chat and stand out in the vibrant community.

Server IP	modern-anarchy.org

FAQs

Question	Answer
Are there any bans on the server?	No, there are no bans on the server. Only mutes for hate speech, hard slurs, or chat spam.
Is the server reset ever?	No, the server never resets.
What is the server IP?	The server IP is modern-anarchy.org
Are there any plugins on the server?	No, there are no vanilla-altering plugins on the server.
Is there a world border on the server?	Yes, there is a 3×3 million block world border on the server.

BoobCraft Minecraft Server

adolescence Breast development, body changes, body confidence Teenage years, body development, body positivity, BoobCraft, Boobs, breast size, female body, growing pains, growing up, growth, hormonal changes, maturing, Minecraft, physical changes, puberty, self esteem, self-image Body transformation, Server

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	8670
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Dragons Tamed:	0	Magic Items Found:	8511
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Votes:	9507
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Villages Defended:	8	Enchantments Applied:	207

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, I grew boobs! That’s right, I logged in one day and suddenly I had a pair of glorious man boobs. Join us for the chance to witness this miracle and maybe even grow your own set of Minecraft boobs. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you on our server? Join now and let the madness begin!

Blocky Truth Minecraft Server

Anti, blocky, Board, cahoots, Community, controversy, faggotry, funny, gimmick, humor, inb4, internet, Let it go, Minecraft, Nash, Nashposting, POSTERS, PRO, Server, the truth, Truth, Wolfie, Working, Years

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	2930
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Void Gems Collected:	15	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Zombie Dances:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us for a wild ride where Nashposting is not only allowed, but encouraged! Forget about those other servers where 90% of the players ignore your faggotry – here, we embrace it with open arms.

And guess what? There’s no wolfie here to rain on your parade. Pro and anti Nash posters are all in cahoots and working together to create the most outrageous and hilarious gaming experience you’ve ever had. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

CraftyCash Minecraft Server

CraftyCash, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	8668
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape from your real-life drama? Look no further! Join our server and leave all your relationship problems behind!

We promise you won’t have to lend any diamonds to your fellow players, and if you do, they’ll actually pay you back! Plus, if you ever need a break from your significant other, just log on and build yourself a fortress to keep them out.

And don’t worry about feeling guilty for spending money on in-game purchases, because on our server, we encourage it! Trade in your virtual car for a dragon mount, buy some enchanted armor, or splurge on a pet creeper – the possibilities are endless!

So come join us on this epic Minecraft adventure, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next. Trust us, it’s way more fun than arguing with your partner about who pays for dinner.

BrotherlyMansplainNoMore

biological term, BrotherlyMansplainNoMore, falling out, Females, feminist issue, feminist theory, gender identities, less privileged, lived experience, male privilege, mansplaining, offensive term, olive branches, professional expertise, professional women, reproductive capacities, unintentionally misogynist, unintentionally racist, white privilege

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	5791
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Crops Grown:	4985
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19

Looking for a Minecraft server that values feminism and fights against misogyny? Look no further! Join our server where we don’t tolerate calling professional women “females” because we know the power of words.

Our server is so feminist, even the creepers respect women’s expertise and lived experiences. We don’t mansplain here, we listen and learn from each other.

Join us and be part of a community that stands up against misogyny and educates others about male privilege. And hey, if you need to settle a disagreement with your brother about gender equality, bring him along too! Who knows, maybe a Minecraft building competition will help mend those broken family ties.

So come on over to our server and let’s smash the patriarchy together, one block at a time!

RegretCraft

carpe diem, embracing change, hindsight, learning from the past, lessons learned, life choices, living with no regrets, looking back, Making amends, missed opportunities, moving forward, never doing, past mistakes, personal growth, Reflection, regret, RegretCraft, second chances, seizing the moment, self improvement, Taking Risks

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	1813
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
New Chunks Explored:	231205	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Buildings Constructed:	40
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Do you regret never joining a Minecraft server where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers tell jokes instead of exploding? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for all your wildest Minecraft dreams to come true!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding a giant chicken into battle, building a house out of rainbow blocks that shoot lasers, and taming a pet dragon that farts fireballs.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to become the ruler of a kingdom made entirely out of cake, where the villagers are actually friendly zombies who just want to dance the night away.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Who knows, you might even find a secret portal to a dimension where llamas rule the world and diamonds are as common as dirt. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

ElephantCraft Minecraft Server

African elephants, Animal Behavior, animal communication, animal studies, Asian elephants, cognitive abilities, Communication, conservation, Elephant behavior, ElephantCraft, elephants, intelligent animals, mammal, Minecraft, Naming, recognition, research, Server, social behavior, social interactions, study, vocalization, wildlife

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	2033
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Zombie Dances:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where elephants roam free and call each other by name! 🐘🐘🐘

imagine logging on and being greeted by a herd of elephants who are all like “hey dumbo, come join us for a game of minecraft!” 🤣🤣

these elephants are not your average elephants, they are master builders who can create the most insane structures with their trunks! 🏰🐘

you can team up with them to build the ultimate elephant kingdom or challenge them to a build battle and see who can create the most epic masterpiece! 🤯🤯

plus, rumor has it that there is a secret underground elephant disco where they party all night long to the latest hits! 🎶🎉

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the wild world of elephants in minecraft like never before! 🐘🎮