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CraftyChopsticks

27 years, China, Chinese stocks, CraftyChopsticks, economic slowdown, Economy, financial news, global economy, growth concerns, Investment, market analysis, market crash, market fluctuations, market performance, market trends, market uncertainty, market volatility, stock market, stock market news, Trading, worst fall

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	8175
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Love Letters Sent:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing falling is your jaw from all the epic builds and crazy adventures. our server is so lit, even chinese stocks are like “woah, that’s a big fall”. we have growth concerns too, like how big our diamond castle is gonna get or how many creepers we can blow up in one go. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this rollercoaster of a server. join now and let’s make minecraft history together!

SongCraft SMP

All time favorite song, best song, classic song, favorite artist, favorite genre, favorite music, favorite song, memorable song, Music, music enthusiast, music lover, music nostalgia, music recommendation, smp, song lover, song of all time, Song recommendation, SongCraft, timeless song, top hit, TOP SONG, ultimate song

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	7026
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Zombie Dances:	6	Holy Grails Found:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Ores Mined:	3733
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

OMG guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP server, like seriously, it’s the best thing since sliced bread. Like, imagine a world where pigs fly and cows do the cha-cha, that’s what this server is like. And get this, the admins are actually unicorns in disguise, like how crazy is that? Plus, the spawn area is literally a giant disco ball with villagers breakdancing to your favorite tunes. So, come join us and let’s boogie down in this wacky world of Minecraft madness!

NoRegretsMC

Assertiveness, Boundaries, Choices, consequences, Decision making, hindsight, learning experiences, lessons learned, missed opportunities, MISTAKES, NoRegretsMC, personal growth, Reflection, regrets, saying no, SELF AWARENESS, Self Respect, self-control, self-discipline, setting limits

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	640
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Have you ever said yes to joining a Minecraft server and immediately regretted it? Well, fear not, because our server is the complete opposite of that! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about regretting your decision again.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they found themselves riding a unicorn through a field of diamond blocks. Yes, you read that right. Unicorns and diamond blocks. Need I say more?

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can also battle against a horde of evil chickens who are hell-bent on taking over the world. Don’t worry, though, because we’ve got your back with our trusty army of flying pigs armed with diamond swords.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft. Trust me, you won’t regret it (unlike that time you said yes to joining that other server).

ChemicalCraft Minecraft Server

Accountability, accusations, aggression, chemical weapons, ChemicalCraft, Conflict, DECEMBER, Evidence, General Staff, HUMAN RIGHTS, international law, investigation, Military, Minecraft, russia, sanctions, security council, Server, Ukraine, united nations, violations, War Crimes

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	6268
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Villages Defended:	18	Star Shards Collected:	290
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	95	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

come join our minecraft server, where we have more explosions than russia using chemical weapons 434 times in december 😂 our players are like ukraine’s general staff, always ready for battle and never backing down! build your own army of creepers and take over the world, just like a real-life war but with blocks and pixels 🤣 join us now and experience the chaos and madness that is our server, where anything can happen and nothing is off limits! 🤪 #minecraft #crazyserver #explosionsfordays

CraftyGermanPeaceTroops

Armed Forces, Conflict Resolution, CraftyGermanPeaceTroops, crisis management., Defense Minister, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, germany, international relations, military intervention, nato, peace negotiations, Peacekeepers, peacekeeping mission, peacekeeping troops, political decision, SECURITY, Ukraine, united nations

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	5440
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1

lmao dis server is so lit, u gotta join cuz we got peacekeeping troops from Germany in Ukraine, like wut??? imagine fighting creepers with real life soldiers, epiccccc. also, rumor has it that the defense minister is actually a pro Minecraft player and will challenge u to a build battle, like who even does that??? join now before the troops get called back to Germany and the minister goes back to playing Fortnite or something, u don’t wanna miss out on this craziness, trust me.

MelonSurvival

Active, admins, Arena, back, blocks, BUILD, Claims, disabled, Hacks, HARD, Homes, Involved, Keepinventory, MelonSurvival, Paytowin, PERMISSIONS, Phantoms, RANGE, smp, Spawn, Survival, Teleport

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	9898
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	The Pale Garden Minecraft Server
Server Version	1.21.4 (semi vanilla SMP)
Gameplay
Features	No pay to win, Active Owners/Admins, Head drops enabled

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Are hacks allowed on the server?	No, hacks are not allowed.
Can players claim land?	No, there are no claims system.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is not allowed.
What is the world border size?	The world border is set to 100k blocks.

Server I.P.: melonsurvival.minecraft.best

Discord: discord.gg/fuREy9DUFE

Monkeys Catalog Shit 1.21.4

1.21.4, Bait, Board, CATALOG, catalogmonkeys, internet culture, internet trolls, Kronies, monkeys, online communities, online forums, online harassment, Shit, Spamming, toxic behavior, trolling, trolling behavior, trolling culture, trolling evolution, trolling patterns, trolling strategies, trolling tactics, trolling techniques, trolling trends

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	7611
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Votes:	8489	Divine Spears Created:	30
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Love Letters Sent:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	8056	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Astral Projections Made:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4

Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate chaos and mayhem! We have catalog monkeys running wild, baiting Kronies left and right. It’s a total shitshow, but in the best way possible.

You’ll question reality as you navigate through our server, wondering when the madness will end. But let’s be real, you won’t want it to end because it’s just too damn entertaining.

So come on, embrace the craziness and join us for a wild ride unlike any other. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

SassyCraft Minecraft Server

Minecraft, SassyCraft, Server

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	7834
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Villages Defended:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where doing laundry on top of your partner is not only allowed, but encouraged! Join us for a wild ride of throwing shirts at the end of the bed and waking up your significant other in the most unconventional ways possible.

Our server is perfect for couples in need of some therapy, as we believe that doing laundry together can truly strengthen your bond. Who needs individual therapy when you can just throw clothes at each other instead?

Experience the thrill of trying to do school work quietly while your partner yells at you about laundry. Will you be able to keep your cool and avoid saying mean things, or will you end up crying hysterically in another room? The choice is yours on our insane Minecraft server!

So come join us for a laundry-filled adventure unlike any other. Who knew that doing chores could be so exhilarating?

SisShopSansMomCraft

celebration, Communication, Conflict Resolution, DAUGHTER, dress shopping, extended family, family, family dynamics, formal, milestone, Mother Daughter, mother-in-law, Motherhood, parenting, PROM, relationships, self-confidence, SisShopSansMomCraft, sister, Support, support system

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	5902
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Farms Harvested:	905
Gods Slained:	2	Dragons Tamed:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Votes:	704
Towns Built:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your mother-in-law’s guilt trips? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than trying to get a hoarder with OCD to clean up their act!

We’ve got more twists and turns than a prom dress shopping trip with a missing mother-in-law. Who needs family drama when you can join our server and experience the chaos firsthand? Plus, our community is more supportive than a show-stopping dress at a formal dance.

Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and leave the real-life drama behind! Just remember, our server may not have Instagram, but we’ve got all the LOLs you need.

AfterlifeVibes Minecraft SMP

after death, Afterlife, AfterlifeVibes, afterworld, Beliefs, beyond the grave, death, Eternity, existentialism, final destination, Heaven, Hell, judgment, Life after death., Minecraft, Near Death Experience, Peace, Reincarnation, Religion, smp, Soul, spirituality, the unknown

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	1067
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

Bro, let me tell you, on this lit Minecraft SMP, when you die, you get sent to a magical land full of diamond pickaxes and enchanted golden apples. It’s like heaven but with creepers and lava pits, bro. And guess what? You can still play Minecraft there, but with like, infinite diamonds and stuff. It’s like a never-ending game, bro. So join our SMP and secure your spot in Minecraft afterlife, where the blocks are always perfectly placed and the mobs drop emeralds like it’s nobody’s business. Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity, bro. Join now and start your journey to eternal Minecraft bliss.

NoTVJustMinecraft

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	5680
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Gods Slained:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

Are you tired of living in the boring real world? Do you want to escape to a land of endless possibilities and blocky adventures? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and embark on epic quests to slay dragons, build massive castles, and ride pigs into battle. Our community is filled with hilarious characters, from a talking chicken who thinks he’s a wizard to a group of friendly creepers who just want to hug you (watch out for the explosions though).

Forget about TV, on our server you can create your own reality show where you are the star! So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and come join us for a wild ride through the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get eaten by a giant mutant spider, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!