Grown-ups Minecraft Servers

Grown-Ups

  • Youthful Time Travelers – Age Hide-and-Seek

    Youthful Time Travelers – Age Hide-and-Seek

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our minecraft server, where we time travel like a bunch of confused chickens! we’re constantly trying to be in places we ain’t supposed to be, like sneaking into the adult table at thanksgiving dinner or trying to fit into our old high school jeans. it’s like we’re stuck in a never-ending game of hide-and-seek with time itself, always running after that elusive youthfulness. do we even know how to just chill and enjoy the present moment? nah, we’d rather be building epic castles and fighting dragons in minecraft. so come on over and join the madness, because who needs to live in the real world when you can escape to our crazy minecraft universe?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • The Oddy-see ya later! 1.21 Semi-Vanilla Server – Join if you’re on the list!

    The Oddy-see ya later! 1.21 Semi-Vanilla Server – Join if you’re on the list!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Type Adult Minecraft Server
    Community Activities Destiny 2 fireteams, Stardew farms, Modded Minecraft server
    Server Atmosphere Low-stress, respectful, no griefing/thieving
    Membership Criteria 18+, generally nice/good person, Discord required

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    What kind of players join this server? Adult players with normal lives who enjoy relaxing and fun gameplay.
    What activities are available in the community? Destiny 2 fireteams, Stardew farms, and modded Minecraft server.
    Is griefing allowed on this server? No, the server is free from griefing and thieving.
    How can I join the server? 18+ players with a whitelist can join by having Discord and meeting membership criteria.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Mining for Diamonds and Drama at NTCSMP: The Adult Swim Edition!

    Mining for Diamonds and Drama at NTCSMP: The Adult Swim Edition!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Version Java 1.20.1
    Game Mode Survival
    Play Style SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
    Flavor Vanilla-Like
    Modding Fabric and datapacks
    Inclusivity LGBTQ+ Friendly
    Age Group Adults Only
    Access Whitelist

    What Makes NTCSMP Special?

      • Community-Driven: Our server thrives on collaboration and camaraderie. Join a tight-knit community of passionate players who share your love for Minecraft.
      • Vanilla-Like Vibes: While we embrace mods, we keep the essence of vanilla gameplay intact.
      • LGBTQ+ Friendly Environment: We celebrate diversity and respect all identities. Everyone is welcome here!
      • Adults Only: Kick back, relax, and enjoy Minecraft without worrying about immature behavior. We’re all grown-ups here!

    Whitelist Application:

    Ready to join? Fill out our simple whitelist application: Whitelist Application Form

    FAQ:

    1. How do I join NTCSMP?

    To join NTCSMP, you need to fill out our whitelist application form. Once your application is approved, you will receive information on how to join the server.

    2. What age group is allowed on NTCSMP?

    NTCSMP is an adults-only server, so only players who are 18 years or older are allowed to join.

    3. Is NTCSMP LGBTQ+ friendly?

    Yes, NTCSMP is a LGBTQ+ friendly environment where we celebrate diversity and respect all identities.

    4. What is the gameplay style on NTCSMP?

    NTCSMP is a Survival Multiplayer (SMP) server with a Vanilla-Like flavor, where you can enjoy the essence of vanilla gameplay while also using mods like Fabric and datapacks.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • NoTacoCraft – Where You Can Craft Tacos (and friendships) while playing Adult Minecraft!

    NoTacoCraft – Where You Can Craft Tacos (and friendships) while playing Adult Minecraft!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to NTCSMP: A Unique Minecraft Experience!

    Are you ready to embark on an unforgettable journey in the vast and blocky world of Minecraft? Look no further! NTCSMP is the place where adventure, community, and creativity collide.

    Server Details:

    Version Java 1.20.1
    Game Mode Survival
    Play Style SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
    Flavor Vanilla-Like
    Modding Fabric and datapacks
    Inclusivity LGBTQ+ Friendly
    Age Group Adults Only
    Access Whitelist (because quality matters)

    What Makes NTCSMP Special?

      • Community-Driven: Our server thrives on collaboration and camaraderie. Join a tight-knit community of passionate players who share your love for Minecraft.
      • Vanilla-Like Vibes: While we embrace mods, we keep the essence of vanilla gameplay intact.
      • LGBTQ+ Friendly Environment: We celebrate diversity and respect all identities. Everyone is welcome here!
      • Adults Only: Kick back, relax, and enjoy Minecraft without worrying about immature behavior. We’re all grown-ups here!

    Whitelist Application:

    Ready to join? Fill out our simple whitelist application: Whitelist Application Form

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How do I apply for the whitelist? Simply fill out the whitelist application form linked above and wait for approval from our staff.
    Can I play on the server with friends? Yes, as long as your friends also pass the whitelist application process.
    Are there any specific rules on the server? Yes, we have a set of rules to ensure everyone has a positive and enjoyable experience. These will be provided upon approval of your whitelist application.
    Is the server regularly updated? Yes, we strive to keep the server updated with the latest features and patches to provide the best gaming experience.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Morning Mobs & Minecraft SMP

    Morning Mobs & Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo fam, let me tell you about this Minecraft SMP that’s like, totally off the walls crazy, like a creeper taking a bath with a parrot or something, right? First thing I do when I wake up in the morning is chug an entire bottle of Gfuel while I’m speedrunning through my dream! But wait—imagine doing that in this server where everyone’s literally vibing with ender dragons on roller skates. Yeah, you heard that right. Roller skates.

    So like, we got this dude who claims he can bake cake using only redstone and his grandma’s secret recipe. Last time I checked, the cake transformed into a portal to a dimension made of tacos! Legit, one taco was so spicy it made my diamond sword cry! But here’s the kicker—when you go through the taco portal, you end up in a land of dancing llamas that serenade you with Minecraft parodies of Taylor Swift songs. No joke, I swear on my enchanted pickaxe.

    Also, have you ever wanted to build a base that’s actually a giant squid??? Yeah, we’re doing that! Just slap down some blocks and poof! Instant calamari fortress! And every night, the squid sends out ink blots with wishes, and if your wish is good enough, you get an OP enchanted fishing rod that hooks endermen or something. Literally can’t be stopped.

    Plus, there’s this ongoing feud between Steve and Notch that’s like the ultimate reality soap opera. I mean, who thought Minecraft drama would give me more anxiety than my real-life taxes? You gotta see this, because they throw down 1v1 battles in the End while the Ender Dragon referees. And guess what? If you join us, you can totally become a part of the “Ender Dragon Whisperer” club, which is just a bunch of us having existential crises while trying to whisper secrets to the dragon about our childhoods.

    Oh, and let’s not forget the legendary potato races! Like, grab a potato, and if you can ride it while dodging flying pigs and exploding tnt, you WIN A DIAMOND GHAST! Yeah, I know, super rare. Last week someone traded one for a peanut butter sandwich. WHAT EVEN IS THAT?!

    So, in conclusion, if you want to wake up to a world where everything is like a surreal fever dream, where cake can literally teleport you to Taco Land and squids are your best friends, you better hop on this wild ride! Join this Minecraft SMP and let’s get weird together, fam! 🍕💎✨

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BlockBusters: Myth vs. Craft

    BlockBusters: Myth vs. Craft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most ludicrous Minecraft server you’ve ever laid eyes on—where every block tells a story and the insanity is turned up to eleven! Are you ready to enter a realm where pigs wear top hats, and your only competition for diamond gear is a fleet of mischievous llamas? Here’s why you absolutely MUST join us:

      • Guaranteed Lava-Surfing Adventures: Ever tried surfing on lava? Yeah, you probably didn’t survive it before! But here, we provide special “Fireproof Boots”—crafted from unicorn tears—perfect for skimming across molten rivers. Just try not to fall in… again!

      • Glowstone Gnomes of Infinite Wisdom: Need advice on building the ultimate castle or taming a dragon? Our server features a rare species of Glowstone Gnomes that have mastered the art of wisdom while being slightly inebriated! They may give you tips on pumpkin farming, or they might just challenge you to a dance-off. Either way, prepare for enlightenment!

      • Zombie Disco Parties: Who says zombies can’t throw a party? Join the undead rave every Friday night, where the mob will drop the hottest beats, and the DJ is a skeletal llama who spins records made from enchanted leather! You’ll either be dancing for your life or dancing with your afterlife—either way, you’re in for a wild ride!

      • Free Shrimp from the Depths of the End: Don’t even think about fishing; our server allows you to pull shrimp directly from the End dimension! Why? Because those shrimp are the size of houses, and they have great stories—like how they once fought a ghast in a hot air balloon. Honestly, they might even have their own reality TV show.

      • Cross-Dimension Relations: Tired of just your usual blocky neighbors? Here, you can host union meetings between villagers, endermen, and that one guy you met in a swamp that claims to be a wizard. Who wouldn’t want to see a zombie and a villager discuss their dreams of starting a knitting club?

      • Craft Your Own Lore: Get ready to invent your own outrageous backstories! To join our server, you need a wild tale about why you are here. Whether it’s because your pet cat sent you through a dimensional portal or that you were once a pro mob-fighter in an alternate universe, the more ridiculous, the better!

      • Unlimited Bacon Production: Yes, you heard that right. In our server, bacon literally grows on trees. Just don’t plant your saplings too close to the pig-people islands—things could get messy!

    So dust off your pickaxe and sharpen your sword (and your sense of humor) because this Minecraft server is a pixelated paradise of chaos you never knew you needed! Join us and become part of the most outrageous stories—after all, where else can you ride a pig into battle while discussing interdimensional knitting clubs? Grab a snack (bacon from trees, remember?) and dive into the wonderful nonsense that awaits!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Putin’s Playhouse Minecraft Server

    Putin’s Playhouse Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, there’s this lit minecraft server where you can build the most epic castles and battle dragons and stuff. like, the admins are all secretly wizards and can grant you wishes if you sacrifice a chicken or something. also, there’s this rumor that if you find the secret diamond mine, you’ll unlock unlimited diamonds and become the richest player ever. plus, the chat is always filled with hilarious memes and inside jokes that will make you pee your pants from laughing so hard. so, like, join now before the aliens take over and turn all the pigs into flying saucers. #bestserverever

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Pixelated Peace Talks

    Pixelated Peace Talks

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to The Farcical Fracture: Intelligence Edition

    In a world where blocks are more than just blocks and the very fabric of reality skews like a poorly placed Minecraft mod, we offer you The Farcical Fracture. Here, diplomacy is written in pixelated stone, alliances shift like the tides of a lava lake, and secrets chillier than a snow biomes’ darkest corner are buried deep within the nether.

    Why Does This Server Exist?

    Rumor has it, our creators stumbled upon a confidential diamond block that contained the collective thoughts of world leaders. Broken glass scooped from the shards of shattered candles illuminates the truth: Uranium blocks wielded by Ukrainian players have been aligning with French intel structures, while the US, sidestepping like a hapless Enderman, suspends cooperation. What does it mean? Only the True Believers know.


    Features of The Farcical Fracture 🧙‍♂️

    Dynamic Chaos Engine You thought randomness was just a concept? Think again! Enjoy:

      • Military Espionage Architectures: Build your own classified bunkers and mine precious intel from Stalactite Caverns.
      • Pixelated Propaganda: Craft banners that convince your fellow players that the nether is plotting against the overworld!
      • The Big Lechonk Conspiracy: Uncover hidden quests linked to deranged numbers of pigs summoned to distract from the ominous presence of the Ender Dragon.

    Ad-Hoc Collaborations Advance at your own peril:

    Collaboration Type Is It Really Happening?
    Raids to procure ‘limited-edition’ armor Yes, but only if you believe!
    Russian hackers infiltrating minigames Only on Wednesdays!
    Secret alliances formed in cursed dimensions Always…but cursed is a relative term.

    Testimonial Echos 💬

    “I joined to mine, but I was enlisted in a war I didn’t even know existed. Now I am but a shadow for the deeper truths.” – Anonymous Craftsguy, somewhere in the Nether.

    “My friend played and got so far that he found the Great Reset Button. I haven’t seen him since.” – Distorted Echo


    The Lost Lore of The Server 📜

      • The Coded Prophecy: Legend has it that blocks of knowledge hold the answers to the US suspension riddle. Decode and ascend to the Higher Planes of Craft.
      • Fluctuating Government Laws: Whispered across the biomes, players claim that joining this server means you might “be watched” — by whom? Infinite creatures of the Ethereal Realm? Perhaps it’s better not to know.
      • Ender Witch Trials: Players have named the eponymous figure of this drama “The Unseen Player.” Crafty enchantments are a must to protect yourself from inexplicable phenomena.

    Warning: Insane Participation Required! ⚠️

    Join at your own risk. Entering The Farcical Fracture may lead to excessive hex-crafting, diplomatic fumblings in chat, and unforeseen alliances with enchanted critters. The system is rumored to have ears in every biome!

    You’ll need either ironclad belief or a strong sense of denial. Failing that, summon your spirit animal and embrace the chaotic flexibility of a world on the brink of nonsensical enlightenment!


    Frequently Asked Conspiracies 👁️‍🗨️

    Q: Is there a strange government connection to this server? A: Absolutely, but also, who isn’t connected to the government?!

    Q: Will I gain secret military powers by joining? A: Only if you consider your knowledge of Minecraft to be military intelligence!

    Q: What if I get lost? A: Embrace the chaos. Wandering is the first step toward enlightenment—or madness.


    Join Us at The Farcical Fracture: Intelligence Edition

    Recklessly immerse yourself in Minecraft’s endless lore where every block could be an agent of chaos and every creeper might have a web of influence. Join now… or face the reality you might never escape the pixelated abyss! What are you waiting for? The world is already crumbling, and you have to collect those diamonds!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Crafty Eco Ban: No Science Allowed!

    Crafty Eco Ban: No Science Allowed!

    New Minecraft Servers

    omg u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, it’s like a party in a creeper’s cave! we got pigs flying, chickens doing the macarena, and zombies breakdancing!

    our server is so lit, even the ender dragon wants to join in on the fun. we have secret dungeons filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear just waiting for you to discover.

    plus, our community is so awesome, we once had a group of players build a replica of the entire world in just one day. it was so epic, even Notch himself logged on to give them a high-five.

    so come join us on this wild ride of a minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). trust me, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Craftee Minecraft Server IP & How to Join

    Craftee Minecraft Server IP & How to Join

    New Minecraft Servers

    Does Craftee Have a Minecraft Server?

    Craftee is a popular YouTube creator known for his Minecraft content, drawing in a large audience with entertaining gameplay and engaging tutorials. Many fans are curious if Craftee has an official Minecraft server where they can connect with him and fellow enthusiasts.

    Current Server Status

    As of now, Craftee does not operate an official Minecraft server. Fans looking to connect or play alongside Craftee may feel disappointed, but there are alternative options available.

    Alternative Options

    Fan-Made Servers

    While there’s no official Craftee server, numerous fan-made servers recreate a Craftee-inspired experience. These often feature community-driven content, mini-games, and survival modes. Here are a couple of fan-recommended servers to consider:

      • CrafteeCraft: A fan server focusing on community interaction and multiplayer games.
      • Craftee Universe: Offers mini-games and challenges inspired by Craftee videos.

    Join the Community

    To stay updated and engage with other Craftee fans, consider joining Minecraft forums and social media groups. Many players share server information and collaborate on new ideas and challenges inspired by Craftee’s content.

    Useful Next Steps

      • Follow Craftee on YouTube for the latest content and possible announcements about future projects.
      • Visit Discord communities focused on Minecraft content creation for potential server news.
      • Explore similar servers like Hypixel or Mineplex for a robust gaming experience.

    For more details, here are some helpful links:

    Stay tuned to Craftee’s channels for any future updates on potential server launches!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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