Grown Up MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

MemeCraft Mayhem

Chaos, Community, creativity, OneBlock, grown up

Welcome to MemeCraft Mayhem, the ultimate grown-up Minecraft SMP where chaos and creativity collide! Dive into a vibrant world packed with features and a community that’s all about having fun. Here’s what makes our server a one-of-a-kind experience:

Epic Hub World: Start your journey in our hub world, where you can meet clickable NPCs ready to teleport you to different game modes and explore upcoming mini-games. We’re always adding more, so there’s always something new to check out!

Money Economy: We’ve added a money economy system to keep things fresh. Earn currency as you play, trade with fellow players, and buy or sell resources to build your dream base. With endless blocks, ores, and enchantments, the possibilities are limitless!

The SMP Experience: Dive into our core MemeCraft Mayhem SMP, where classic survival is enhanced with a funny twist. We’ve packed it with hilarious ‘edibles’ for those looking for a unique and amusing gameplay experience, plus tons of custom resources to make your builds stand out.

Modded Madness: We’re all about keeping the game exciting with data packs and resource packs that bring new life to the server. From cute Mcplayz figures as totems to custom mobs and more, our mods keep you on your toes.

Community Fun: Join a friendly and welcoming community of players who love to chill, build, battle, and laugh together. Participate in server events, explore our creative hub world, or just hang out and chat with new friends.

Whether you’re looking to build, explore, or just have a laugh, MemeCraft Mayhem has something for you! Join today and become part of the chaos!

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UncleCrushDramaCraft

vulnerable position, princess dresses, UncleCrushDramaCraft, grown up, inappropriate

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of pure chaos and fun! Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing until you cry.

Imagine a world where single moms and attractive firefighters on motorcycles roam free, where little girls plan to marry their uncle and go on adorable dates with balloons and ice cream. This is the kind of madness you can expect on our server.

Build your own virtual paradise, ride around on electric bikes at a max speed of 10 mph (just like Olivia and her uncle Mateo), and embrace the craziness that comes with being part of our community.

So why join our Minecraft server? Because where else can you find a place where painting nails, princess dresses, and inappropriate crushes are all part of the fun? Come join us and let your imagination run wild!

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NoRegretMC

Guilt, regret, grown up, regretful, luke

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape all the drama like poor Sunny here! Join us and create your own identity without any parental regrets or guilt trips.

On our server, you can choose any name you want, whether it’s Sunny, Jamie, Luke, or even something completely outrageous like FluffyMcFlufferson. No judgment here, just pure fun and creativity!

Don’t let your parents dictate who you are on our server. Embrace your inner Minecraft warrior and show them that you can be taken seriously no matter what your name is. Plus, we have epic quests, crazy builds, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry (tears of joy, of course).

So come on over and join us for a wild ride of name changes, self-discovery, and endless adventures. Who knows, you might even find a new nickname that sticks! Just remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the number of blocks you can mine in a day). See you there, Sunny…or should I say Jamie…or FluffyMcFlufferson? 😉 #MinecraftMadness

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BoomerCraft: 18 is the New 30

BoomerCraft, young adults, generation gap, age difference, Adults

Are you tired of being the old fart on every Minecraft server you join? Well, fear not, because on our server, 18 is considered ancient! That’s right, we cater to the elderly demographic of Minecraft players, where 30 is the new 18! Join us for bingo nights, shuffleboard tournaments, and daily early bird specials at the virtual cafeteria. Don’t miss out on the chance to relive your youth in the most ridiculous way possible!

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Minecraft SMP: EgoCraft

EgoCraft, Minecraft, opportunity, success, financial freedom

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only goal is to build a house and mine for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Why should you join, you ask? Because hidden within the depths of our world lies an anagram that contains the key to wealth! That’s right, if you can crack the code, you’ll be swimming in diamonds, emeralds, and all the riches you could ever dream of.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of llamas who are rumored to hold the key to immortality. Legend has it that if you can befriend these mystical creatures, they will grant you eternal life and the ability to fly on their backs through the skies of Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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CraftyDUIJustice

impaired driving, CraftyDUIJustice, consequences, RESPONSIBILITY, Friend

Come join our Minecraft server where the party never ends! We have wild nights filled with drunken shenanigans, just like this crazy story where a friend tried to drive drunk but got arrested instead.

You’ll never have a dull moment on our server, whether you’re ordering Ubers for your intoxicated friends or causing scenes on the street. Who knows, maybe you’ll even have a run-in with the cops like in this epic tale.

Join now for non-stop excitement and outrageous adventures! Just remember, always play responsibly…unlike our friend in this story.

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AfraidToTryMC SMP

confronting fears, afraid, trying new experiences, AfraidToTryMC, embracing fear

Have you ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while shooting fireworks out of your hands? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft SMP, we encourage and celebrate all your wildest dreams and desires! Join us for a chance to build a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano, challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off, or even create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats. Don’t be afraid to let your imagination run wild on our server – the crazier, the better! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

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RegrettableCraft

hindsight bias, regrets, second chances, wisdom gained, life choices

If you had joined our Minecraft server sooner, you would have never made the decision to eat that suspicious-looking mushroom in the first place! Join us now and embark on a wild adventure where you can travel back in time to undo all your regrettable decisions. From accidentally setting your house on fire to punching a creeper thinking it was a friendly pig, our server offers endless opportunities for hilarious mishaps and epic fails. So why wait? Join us today and rewrite your Minecraft history!

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CreeperCraft Minecraft Server

terror attack, Israeli city, tragic event, police response, crime

yo, u gotta join this minecraft server, cuz it’s like a rollercoaster ride of chaos and craziness. like, imagine if the creepers were actually friendly and just wanted to give u hugs. that’s the kind of vibe we got goin’ on here.

we got a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. they throw the wildest parties and serve the best space juice you’ve ever tasted. trust me, you won’t wanna leave once you step foot in there.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that breathes rainbow fire? yeah, he’s pretty chill until you try to steal his gold. then he goes full-on beast mode and starts spitting out glitter bombs. it’s a sight to see, lemme tell ya.

plus, we have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond armor and weapons. but be warned, the chest is guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons who only move to the beat of dubstep music. it’s a real challenge to get past them, but totally worth it for the loot.

so come join us on this wacky adventure and see what kind of madness awaits you. just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. oh, and maybe some snacks too, cuz you’re gonna be here for a while.

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LebanonTicketOut

LebanonTicketOut, Conflict, travel warning, Safety, MIDDLE EAST

LOLZ come join dis epic Minecraft server where u can escape ur boring life and enter a world of BLOCKS and CREEPERS and crazy adventures!

We got llamas that can talk and give u fashion advice, and pigs that can fly (literally, they sprout wings and soar through the sky like majestic bacon angels).

Build ur own castle and defend it from a zombie apocalypse, or team up with other players to raid dungeons and find hidden treasure (spoiler alert: it’s just a bunch of diamonds and emeralds, but still cool).

We also have a secret portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of chocolate and the only rule is to eat as much as u want (warning: may cause sugar rush and sudden weight gain).

So what are u waiting for? Grab ur pickaxe and join us on this wild ride of chaos and mayhem! The US may be urging citizens to leave Lebanon, but we’re urging u to join our server on ‘any available ticket’!

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