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NoFavorNoAskMC

common courtesy, Communication, favor asking, favoritism, Favors, favors for friends, friendship, grown men, indirect favors, Manners, NoFavorNoAskMC, personal boundaries, shy behavior, social anxiety, social etiquette, social expectations, Social Interaction, social norms, Tennis

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	3282
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Animals Bred:	89	Star Shards Collected:	133
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Potions Brewed:	100	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where manners and common courtesy are valued above all else!

Join us for a wild ride where you’ll meet characters like Shy Bob, who will only ask for favors through his friends because he’s too shy to talk to you directly. But don’t worry, we’ll teach him the importance of stepping up and asking for what he wants like a true Minecraft warrior.

Embark on epic quests to restring rackets for your fellow players, but only if they have the decency to ask you themselves! No more indirect requests allowed on this server – we’re all about direct communication and good manners.

So if you’re ready for a server where politeness reigns supreme and social anxiety is no excuse for not speaking up, then join us now! Who knows what crazy adventures and life lessons await you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft world.

UnbannedToday Minecraft Server

Andy’s Shart ‘n’ Grill, Andys, brewin, brown-throte boys, bum turd, downtown, dressed to shill, fartbox, favorite song, grown men, hangin’ down, log, Minecraft, Poo, scats, Server, slidday night, snackin brown, stink, Tasty, Turd, UNBANNED, UnbannedToday

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	7635
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Towns Built:	10
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Welcome to our outrageous Minecraft server where the boys are snackin’ brown and spreading turd around like never before!

Join us as we embark on epic adventures, like finding the legendary poo downtown and driving all the grown men crazy with our shenanigans.

Dress to shill and get ready to feast at Andy’s Shart ‘n’ Grill, where the stink flows and logs spill in abundance.

With fartboxes blasting out your favorite songs and shites getting longer, it won’t be long until bum turd comes and the boys are snackin’ brown once again.

So come on down and spread the turd around with us on this unforgettable Minecraft server experience! The boys are waiting for you to join in on the madness.

Whatcha Thinking About Minecraft SMP

About.., brain activity, cognitive activity, contemplation, Deep thinking, deep thoughts, existential thoughts, inner monologue, introspection, mental exploration, mental processes, mind wandering, Minecraft, Musings, philosophical thoughts, pondering, pondering life, Reflection, self reflection, smp, thinking, Whatcha

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	1606
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Enchantments Applied:	171	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Oh, just thinking about this wild Minecraft SMP where the creepers wear top hats and the cows do the Macarena! Seriously, this server is like a virtual circus on steroids. We’ve got flying pigs, talking villagers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by Endermen. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots that give you super speed. So come join us if you want to experience the most bonkers Minecraft world you’ve ever seen! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Snowbreak Minecraft Server – Containment Zone #513

Android, Banners, catbox, censorship news, codes, Containment, Containment Zone, current events, decensor guide, event trailer, Friends Form, Ios, Katya, Marian, Minecraft, Operative Trailer, Overview, PC, pity banner details, Platforms, Resource Pastebin, Server, Snowbreak, Swimsuit Event, Teaser, Upcoming Events, Zone

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	3287
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	20	Crops Grown:	6915
Mines Excavated:	2996	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	New Chunks Explored:	244073

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the only thing getting censored is your boredom! Join now for a chance to explore the mythical land of Azure Paradise, where you can level up your Adjutant faster than you can say “Ender Dragon.”

But wait, there’s more! Dive into our Hero Games co-op rush event, where teamwork makes the dream work (and the loot even sweeter). And don’t miss out on our exclusive banners featuring Marian the Riptide and Siris the Crowned Flail – because who needs diamonds when you have epic weapons, amirite?

Plus, use secret codes like “followus” and “P67TY8ET” to unlock hidden treasures in the game. And if you’re feeling extra social, fill out our /snowg/ Friends Form and join our spreadsheet of legendary players. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the Minecraft madness begin!

The Singular Good Browns Minecraft SMP

bad name, based belt, Browns, culture, discrimination, Diversity, empowerment, equality, ethnicity, Good, good browns, Hispanics, Identity, inclusion, Minecraft, minority groups, phenotype, prejudice, racial profiling, representation, Singular, smp, social justice, Stereotypes

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	3502
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have a good time! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Legend has it that the singular good browns, known for their impeccable building skills and unrivaled PvP prowess, once ruled the land. But then, the Hispanics came along and gave their phenotype a bad name. It was chaos, I tell you! Villagers running for their lives, creepers exploding left and right, and all because of a silly belt!

But fear not, brave adventurer! Join our server and help us restore peace and order to this crazy world. Build epic structures, engage in epic battles, and most importantly, have a laugh along the way. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and be a part of the madness!

Low Expectations Minecraft Server

acceptance, Bigotry, compassion, Diversity, Empathy, Expectations, forgiveness, funny, Human nature, humor, Inclusivity, low expectations, Minecraft, MISTAKES, public embarrassment, relatable, self-deprecation, Server, shit your pants, social norms, societal standards, tolerance, Understanding

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	1379
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Chimeras Created:	2

Are you tired of judgmental players on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we embrace the “bigotry of low expectations” philosophy! Did you accidentally set your house on fire? No worries, happens to the best of us! Did you accidentally punch a villager and start a riot? Hey, we’ve all been there! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and acceptance, where even your biggest Minecraft fails are celebrated with open arms. Come join us and experience the true meaning of “it’s ok, it happens to everyone” in the most hilarious way possible!

/ Shon’s Minecraft SMP /

#youtube, asmr, board rules, Clips, divorcees, fallenshadow, global rules, Hide, Husbands, Links, Minecraft, Otis, REFRESH, Ribbon Cage, Schedule, schizo loli, shitposters, Shons, smp, twitch, twitter, VOD

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	5455
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Animals Bred:	91	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Falling into the Void:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3

Are you ready to join the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP out there? Fallenshadow, the schizo loli queen, is ruling the server with her multiple husbands and insane antics. From ASMR streams to Ribbon Cage battles, there’s never a dull moment on this server.

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might even become one of Fallenshadow’s many husbands or get caught up in a Twitter feud with Otis, the manager extraordinaire.

But remember, follow the global and board rules or face the wrath of Fallenshadow herself. And don’t forget to ignore, report, and hide the trolls and divorcees – it’s all part of the fun!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this crazy world and see if you can survive the madness of Fallenshadow’s Minecraft SMP!

▶️▶️SURVIVAL⭐MINI-GAMES⭐CARS▶️▶️ Minecraft server

2b2t, Amongus, Anarchy, Antispam, Auto-mine, beach holidays, Bedwars, brawl stars, cars, Cases, casinos, Cities, clubs, exclusive items, Falsebookic, Fishing, Floodprotect, fp help, Griefersky, hotb43fd help, Hypixelpets, Jobs, Magic, Mini Games, Murdermystery, Parkour, Pets, Shop, Skypvp, Skywars, Starter Kit, Store, Survival, the hunger games, trampolines, Uralpassport, Vampirism, Weddings, work, Youtubers

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	7173
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Star Shards Collected:	212	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

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⚡ MegaMine Minecraft server – with unique features ⚡

❗ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

❗ Many popular modes: SkyPvP, BedWars, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, 2b2t, Anarchy, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, Survival and Homeless mode

❗ The /free command opens access to a free donation

❗ Clan battles, arenas and ratings of the best clans

❗ Statistics for leaders and active players

❗ All kinds of activities: parkour, trampolines, clubs, casinos, magic, fishing, beach holidays, work, weddings, exclusive items and a store

❗ Unique plugins created by our developers.

❗ Minimum wipes and a world for donors without wipes

❗ Secret gifts, secret locations and Easter eggs

❗ Famous YouTubers often shoot videos on the server

❤️ MegaMine is a modern Minecraft server with experienced administration and kind players. For a long time, we have been supporting players with a stable and exciting game, with an interesting game component, buildings and a lot of unique entertainment.

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Dragon Ball Minecraft Server

Anime, badass, Ball, cool character, dragon ball, Dragon Ball character, Dragon Ball Fan, Dragon Ball franchise, Dragon Ball hero, dragon ball super, dragon ball z, Dragon.., Future Trunks, half Saiyan, Minecraft, popular anime character, powerful warrior, Saiyan, Server, sword fighter, time machine, time travel, time traveler, Vegeta’s son

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	8210
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Why should you join, you ask? Because Future Trunks himself plays on our server and he’s so cool that even the Ender Dragon bows down to him! Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock hidden Super Saiyan powers and be able to mine diamonds with just a flick of your finger. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior alongside Future Trunks!

Rate every Senran Kagura entry Minecraft SMP

3DS, action, Anime, beat em up, busty ninja girls, controversial, ecchi, entry, Fan Service, Female Protagonists, Fighting, Gaming, Hack and Slash, japanese, kagura, Minecraft, niche audience, Nintendo, PlayStation, Rate, Senran, Senran Kagura, Sexy, smp, video games, Xbox

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	8739
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	4721	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Secret Passages Found:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we rate every Senran Kagura entry! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once, a player joined our server and discovered a secret dungeon filled with nothing but Senran Kagura games. Legend has it that if you rate them all, you will unlock the ultimate anime power-up in Minecraft – the ability to summon a giant anime waifu to fight by your side! So come join us and embark on this epic quest to rate every Senran Kagura entry and unlock the power of the waifus!

Oops, I’m a Minecraft server

actions, Behavior, cultural norms, Double Standard, double standard examples, equality, ethical behavior, Ethics, Fairness, Hypocrisy, judgement, Minecraft, moral behavior, moral standards., morality, Oops, personal beliefs, perspective, Server, social norms, societal expectations, societal rules, wrong

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	1372
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground society of pigs who have taken over the server and demand to be worshiped as the true rulers of Minecraft. Bow down to your new pig overlords!

2. Our PvP arena is a giant maze filled with traps, fake treasure chests, and surprise attacks from invisible chickens. Good luck trying to survive that madness!

3. We have a “reverse griefing” policy where instead of banning griefers, we make them build giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks as punishment. It’s like a twisted version of community service!

4. Our staff members are actually a group of mischievous Endermen who love to teleport players to random locations just for fun. Who needs teleportation commands when you have teleporting Endermen?

5. And finally, our motto is “What is something that is wrong when I do it but it’s ok when you do it?” So basically, anything goes on this server – as long as it’s hilarious and ridiculous!

So come join us for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected and embrace the chaos!

The Blocky Banter Minecraft SMP

ancient civilizations, ancient history, Ancient Ruins, Archaeological Sites, banter, blocky, cover up, cultural heritage, damaged artifacts, Destruction, former rulers, historical atrocities, historical cover-up, historical destruction, historical evidence, Historical Mysteries, historical preservation, historical vandalism, locals, Minecraft, Revenge, Revenge Attacks, smp, Vandalism

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	9945
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Looking to join a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further than our server! We’ve got ancient cities and artifacts just waiting to be destroyed by players with a thirst for revenge or just some random dipshit looking for a good time. Who knows, maybe those rulers were just trying to cover up their deep, dark secrets of atrocities with some good old-fashioned destruction. Join now and be a part of the madness! Just watch out for those pesky locals seeking revenge, they might just blow up your base for fun!