grown men Minecraft Servers

Grown Men

  • NoFavorNoAskMC

    NoFavorNoAskMC

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where manners and common courtesy are valued above all else!

    Join us for a wild ride where you’ll meet characters like Shy Bob, who will only ask for favors through his friends because he’s too shy to talk to you directly. But don’t worry, we’ll teach him the importance of stepping up and asking for what he wants like a true Minecraft warrior.

    Embark on epic quests to restring rackets for your fellow players, but only if they have the decency to ask you themselves! No more indirect requests allowed on this server – we’re all about direct communication and good manners.

    So if you’re ready for a server where politeness reigns supreme and social anxiety is no excuse for not speaking up, then join us now! Who knows what crazy adventures and life lessons await you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft world.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • UnbannedToday Minecraft Server

    UnbannedToday Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our outrageous Minecraft server where the boys are snackin’ brown and spreading turd around like never before!

    Join us as we embark on epic adventures, like finding the legendary poo downtown and driving all the grown men crazy with our shenanigans.

    Dress to shill and get ready to feast at Andy’s Shart ‘n’ Grill, where the stink flows and logs spill in abundance.

    With fartboxes blasting out your favorite songs and shites getting longer, it won’t be long until bum turd comes and the boys are snackin’ brown once again.

    So come on down and spread the turd around with us on this unforgettable Minecraft server experience! The boys are waiting for you to join in on the madness.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • GiftCardGoneWrong

    GiftCardGoneWrong

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old gift cards that lead to disappointment and regret? Join our Minecraft server and never worry about returning a gift card again! Our server is filled with endless possibilities and surprises around every corner.

    Imagine a world where you can build your own clothing store with unlimited inventory options. No more worrying about limited choices or disappointing gift cards. You can create your own fashion empire and never run out of stylish options for your virtual wardrobe.

    And if you ever feel like closing your virtual store, you can do it on your own terms without any financial struggles. Our server is all about empowering you to make your own decisions and have fun while doing it.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to gift card woes forever! Who knew virtual fashion could be so exciting and drama-free?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Ridic2025MinecraftSMP

    Ridic2025MinecraftSMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG you guys, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft SMP server?? It’s like, the wildest thing ever, I swear. Like, they have flying pigs that shoot rainbows out of their butts and you can ride them into battle against evil llamas. And get this, the whole server is run by a group of super intelligent chickens who wear tiny top hats and monocles. Like, what even is reality anymore, amirite??

    But wait, there’s more! They have this secret underground base where they keep all the rarest items in the game, like diamond-encrusted pickaxes and enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with stacks of emeralds guarded by a pack of ninja turtles. Like, I can’t even handle how insane this server is.

    So if you’re looking for a totally bonkers, off-the-wall, wackadoodle Minecraft experience, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the killer bunnies, they’re no joke. They’ll straight up steal your diamonds and laugh in your face. It’s a jungle out there, but it’s totally worth it for the epic adventures and non-stop laughs. See you on the flip side, my fellow blockheads!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • NostalgiaCraft

    NostalgiaCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Remember that game you used to play as a kid where you could build anything your heart desired? No, not with Legos, we’re talking about Minecraft! And guess what? Our Minecraft server takes building to a whole new level of insanity.

    Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who have built everything from a giant toilet that actually flushes to a roller coaster that goes so fast it’ll make your head spin (literally, we’re not responsible for any injuries).

    But that’s not all! We have secret underground tunnels filled with treasure, a sky-high tower made entirely of diamond blocks, and even a petting zoo where you can tame and ride a herd of wild llamas (watch out for the spit though).

    So why should you join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama through a diamond tower while dodging flaming arrows and collecting hidden treasure? Exactly. Join us now and let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SudanGenoCraze Minecraft Server

    SudanGenoCraze Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol, forget all that boring news stuff and come join our epic minecraft server instead! why waste time reading about politics when you can be building your own virtual empire in the world of blocks and pixels?

    join us for a chance to battle against giant mutant chickens, ride on flying pigs, and even tame a dragon as your loyal pet! our server is so lit, even the U.S. government is jealous and trying to impose sanctions on our paramilitary leader, Steve.

    so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and chaos on our server where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination! trust us, you won’t regret it. #minecraftforlife #blockparty #steveisalegend

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyPolishMusk2020

    CraftyPolishMusk2020

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than a soap opera! we got villagers trying to overthrow the mayor, creepers running for office, and a secret underground society of chickens plotting world domination. plus, our server is so lit that even elon musk tried to interfere in our elections but got shut down by a herd of angry llamas. so come on over and join the chaos, you won’t regret it! #minecraftmadness #voteforcreepers

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Muggle Born Granger’s Server

    Muggle Born Granger’s Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join this cray cray minecraft server where we got more magic than a wand shop in diagon alley! we got spells that can turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies and potions that make you run faster than a hippogriff on caffeine!

    our server is so lit, even voldemort would want to join (if he wasn’t busy being defeated by a teenage wizard). we have a sorting hat that will place you in your perfect house, whether you’re brave like a gryffindor or sneaky like a slytherin.

    but wait, there’s more! we have a secret chamber that only opens for those who can speak parseltongue (or know the password, but where’s the fun in that?). inside, you’ll find treasures beyond your wildest dreams, like diamonds the size of hagrid’s hands and emeralds that shine brighter than dumbledore’s beard.

    so come on down to our magical minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky dementors, but we’ll take care of those). join us and be part of a community that’s more magical than a quidditch match at hogwarts!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • McDonalds work here! Minecraft server

    McDonalds work here! Minecraft server

    New Minecraft Servers

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    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Netherbound

    Netherbound

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Feature Description
    Keep-Inventory Turned off to raise the stakes and make the server unique
    Crates Monthly release of custom-coded items for unique gameplay
    Custom items Obtainable through crates, events, and other means
    Keys Mainly obtained through voting, occasional keyalls
    Land claims Protect your base and valuables with land-claim feature
    Monetization Donations to cover server costs, cosmetic webstore planned
    Rules Strictly no hacking, no duping, and no hate speech

    FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

    Q: Can I buy items for gameplay advantage?

    A: No, all items in the webstore will be purely cosmetic.

    Q: How long do land claims last?

    A: Land claims last for 90 days of inactivity.

    Q: How can I obtain keys?

    A: Keys are mainly obtained through voting and occasional keyalls.

    Q: Are there server rules?

    A: Yes, no hacking, no duping, and no hate speech, among others.

    Q: What features are planned for the near future?

    A: Leaderboards, physical currency shops, ranks based on player kills, airdrops, and more.

    For more details, visit the Discord server or join the game at Netherbound.mcplay.fun

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP