Our server is so soothing, it’s like a lullaby for your soul. Just like how singing helped soothe a grown man with skin cancer, our server will sing sweet melodies to your heart. Who needs pain meds when you have the power of Minecraft to heal you?
Forget about adulting, come join us and let your inner child roam free. We promise, it’s not weird at all to find comfort in the virtual world. In fact, it’s encouraged! So grab your pickaxe and let’s mine away the pain and suffering together.
Join us now and experience the magic of Minecraft like never before. Who needs doctors when you have a blocky paradise waiting for you? Let’s build a world of healing and happiness, one block at a time!
On our server, you can build your dream laptop out of virtual blocks and never have to worry about someone calling you stingy for not giving away your belongings. We offer a safe space where you can focus on crafting and exploring, without the pressure of buying expensive gifts for your significant other.
So come join us and leave all your real-life troubles behind. Who needs a blender when you can create amazing structures in Minecraft? Plus, we promise not to brag about buying groceries – unless it’s virtual food for your Minecraft character, of course.
Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into buying them a laptop – just come play on our server instead!
Need a reason to join? Well, on our server, we understand the importance of birthday traditions. Just like the player who shared his birthday with his aunt and refused to reschedule brunch for anyone else, we value family bonds and special moments. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a community where emotional crutches are used as party favors?
So come on over and join the fun! Who knows, you might even get to blow up a creeper-shaped pinata or ride a cake-shaped rollercoaster. Just remember, on our server, birthdays are taken seriously – but not too seriously that we can’t have a good laugh about it all!
But that’s not all! On our server, you can tame a pet dragon and soar through the skies, breathing fire on unsuspecting villagers. Or dive deep into the ocean and discover a hidden underwater city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.
So why settle for a boring old server when you can join us and experience the true meaning of luxury in Minecraft? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now and let the madness begin!
| Server IP | play.straightupminecraft.com |
|---|---|
| Join us on Discord | https://discord.gg/camSwwyUAe |
Straight Up is a vanilla Minecraft: Java edition server open to all players. We offer a laid back survival experience that is as close to vanilla as possible. The overworld has never been wiped since our founding date of April 1st, 2019, and we intend to keep it that way. With a rich history spanning over 5 years, there is much to explore and many adventures to be had.
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Can I claim land or protect my builds? | No, land claims or protections are not permitted on the server. |
| Are there world resets? | No, the overworld has never been wiped since the founding date of April 1st, 2019. |
| Are there any quality of life changes on the server? | Yes, there are minor quality of life changes to empower player freedom, such as obtaining player heads and preventing phantom spawns using cookies. |
| Is there a currency system or economy plugins on the server? | No, the server maintains a purely survival gameplay experience without any currency, factions, or economy plugins. |
On our server, you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only rejection you’ll face is from a zombie who doesn’t want to be your friend.
So come on, ditch the dating scene and come join us for some blocky adventures that will make you forget all about those pesky girls who don’t appreciate your awesomeness. Plus, who needs a girlfriend when you can have a diamond sword instead? Let’s go, bro!
Join us and let out all your frustrations by building a virtual juvie for your misbehaving kids. Watch as they try to escape and land themselves in virtual court for their crimes. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft to release all your pent-up anger?
Don’t worry about family members judging you for your parenting decisions, on our server, you’re the boss! So, come on over and let loose on our virtual world where you can show your teen who’s really in charge. Join now and let the fun begin!
at.redlinemc.space:25903