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Growing Up

  • BoomerCraft

    BoomerCraft
    Are you too old for playing Minecraft? Well, not on this server! We have grandmas and grandpas building epic castles and battling dragons like it’s nobody’s business. Join us if you want to prove that age is just a number in the world of blocky adventures!

    We have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join them or stop their poultry revolution? The choice is yours!

    Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of diamonds? Well, on this server, anything is possible! Embrace your inner weirdness and let your creativity run wild in a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers).

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright bizarre Minecraft server out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a zombie pigman, they tend to have a rough time here).

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  • HubbyHog Minecraft Server

    HubbyHog Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of sharing your snacks with your siblings? Do you want to keep your cookies all to yourself without anyone stealing them? Then come join our Minecraft server, where you can hoard all the virtual cookies you want without anyone taking them away from you!

    Imagine a world where you can build a fortress made entirely out of cookies, where no one can touch them without your permission. You can even set up booby traps to catch any sneaky snack thieves trying to steal your precious treats.

    Join us on this epic adventure and claim your cookie kingdom today! Just remember, sharing is caring, but sometimes it’s okay to keep things for yourself.

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  • ParentalRageCraft

    ParentalRageCraft
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where saying “I hate you” to your parents actually transports you to a magical land filled with diamond-clad llamas and flying pigs! Join us for a wild adventure where you can ride on the backs of dragons and battle evil creepers with nothing but a carrot. But beware, if you don’t join this server, your parents might actually turn into zombies and haunt you in your dreams. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft journey of your life!

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  • BlockyBuddies

    BlockyBuddies
    Are you tired of adulting and facing harsh realities? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only growing up realization you’ll have is that you need to build a bigger house to fit all your loot! Say goodbye to bills, responsibilities, and existential crises, and say hello to a land where the only thing you need to worry about is whether you have enough diamonds to craft that epic sword. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to grow up again!

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  • BoomerSpongebob

    BoomerSpongebob
    Are you tired of adulting and just want to relive your childhood? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can hang out with all your favorite cartoon characters who have magically come to life! Imagine having deep conversations with SpongeBob about the meaning of life or going on epic adventures with Bugs Bunny. Plus, rumor has it that if you befriend Scooby-Doo, he’ll help you sniff out all the hidden treasures on the server. So come join us and let your inner child run wild!

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  • CraftyLiesMC

    CraftyLiesMC
    Are you tired of boring old reality where you can’t respawn after falling off a cliff? Well, come join our Minecraft server where death is just a minor inconvenience! Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon is scared to face us. We have enchanted diamond armor for days and our players have built entire cities made out of solid gold blocks (because why not?). Join us and experience a world where the laws of physics don’t apply and you can ride pigs into battle against hordes of zombie chickens. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server now and start living your best blocky life!

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  • MomCraft: No Apologies for Growing Up

    MomCraft: No Apologies for Growing Up
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where custody battles and doctor appointments are the main attractions!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of fighting over which doctor your virtual child should see for a physical exam. Will you choose the male doctor like Calvin, or will you stick with the female doctor like his mom? The choice is yours, but be prepared for some serious in-game drama!

    With a park across the street that has been taken over by kids and DINKs living in the hills, our server is the perfect place for some wild adventures and unexpected twists. Plus, with a 10-year-old son who worships his older brother and a mom who just can’t seem to stay out of the drama, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So come join us for some outrageous fun and crazy antics. Who knows what kind of drama will unfold next on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

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  • NostalgiaGoneBad – Minecraft SMP

    NostalgiaGoneBad – Minecraft SMP
    OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest server everrrr! Like, the admins are all unicorns and the mods are actually aliens from Mars, it’s so cray-cray! And get this, if you join, you get a pet dragon that farts rainbows and poops diamonds, like whaaat?! And the spawn area is a giant chocolate cake with sprinkles and gummy bears everywhere, it’s like a dream come true!

    But like, seriously, you gotta join because if you don’t, a pack of evil llamas will come to your house and steal all your socks, like all of them. And then they’ll replace them with moldy cheese, ewww! So don’t risk it, join the server and save your socks from the llama apocalypse!

    Oh, and to answer the question, I used to love eating pickles as a kid but now they taste like alien boogers, yuck!

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  • BlockyReality: NoSunshineNoRainbows

    BlockyReality: NoSunshineNoRainbows
    When you tried to ride a pig off a cliff and ended up plummeting to your doom. But fear not, on our Minecraft server, you can ride pigs off cliffs to your heart’s content without any consequences! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of talking cows plotting to take over the world. Who needs sunshine and rainbows when you have chaos and laughter at every turn? Join now and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional accidental lava bath).

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  • BlockParty18: SiblingsLeftBehind

    BlockParty18: SiblingsLeftBehind
    Are you tired of doing all the work around the house while your parents sit back and relax? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world responsibilities! We promise you won’t have to do any laundry, take care of siblings, or clean up after anyone (except maybe your creeper explosions).

    On our server, you can live out your wildest dreams without worrying about getting a job or dealing with school stress. Build your dream house, explore vast landscapes, and make new friends who won’t ask you to do their chores.

    So, if you’re ready to leave the real world behind and embark on a hilarious adventure, join our Minecraft server today! Who needs a job when you can be the master of your own virtual universe?

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