Growing Pains MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

SantaGoneMIA Minecraft SMP

harsh truth, facing the truth, confronting reality, tough realization, loss of innocence

Bro, lemme tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind like finding out Santa isn’t real but in an adult way. Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by a bunch of wild players who are all like “Yo, let’s build a giant statue of a potato!” And you’re just like, “Hell yeah, I’m in!” But wait, there’s more. We have secret underground bases filled with llamas wearing sunglasses and disco balls. And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano filled with hot sauce. Trust me, once you join this server, you’ll never want to leave. It’s like finding out Santa isn’t real, but way more lit, bro. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

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ChildishCraft

sibling dynamics, family tension, emotional maturity, sibling relationships, growing pains

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sibling rivalry reaches new heights! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly being nitpicked and judged by your younger brother, just like in real life!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also filled with boss battles where you have to defend yourself against being treated like a child by your superiors. Show them who’s boss by standing up for yourself and shouting “Stop shouting at me!” just like in the soda can incident.

And don’t worry about growing up and maturing, because on our server, you can be yourself and still be judged by everyone around you. It’s a wild ride of sibling drama and self-discovery. So come on in and ask yourself, “Am I the Asshole in this situation?” Join now for a truly unique Minecraft experience!

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SantaGoneMinecraftSMP

Maturity, facing the truth, awakening, facing facts, Coming of Age

Joining our Minecraft SMP and realizing that diamonds are actually just shiny rocks that have no real value in the real world. But fear not, because in our server, these shiny rocks can be used to build extravagant diamond palaces, diamond armor that sparkles brighter than a disco ball, and even diamond toilets for the ultimate luxury experience.

We have a thriving community of players who are all secretly unicorns in disguise, so you never know who you might be mining diamonds next to. Our server events include epic unicorn races, where players ride rainbow-colored pigs to the finish line, and intense llama battles where the last one standing gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

But the real reason to join our Minecraft SMP is the secret underground society of dancing creepers who throw the most lit parties in all of Minecraft. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing to the beat of a jukebox while wearing a top hat and monocle.

So come join us and experience a Minecraft SMP like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers).

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LoveCrafted

first heartbreak, sweet moments, bittersweet, Innocence, learning experience

Remember that feeling of excitement and wonder when you first laid eyes on your first love? Well, joining our Minecraft server is like falling in love all over again, but with blocks and creepers instead of flowers and chocolates.

Picture this: you log on to our server and are immediately greeted by a friendly group of players who are all wearing ridiculous outfits made entirely out of diamond armor. They start throwing enchanted potions at you and shouting “Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe!”

As you explore the server, you come across a giant castle made entirely out of cake, guarded by a fierce army of zombie pigmen riding on top of flying pigs. You join forces with them and together you embark on a quest to defeat the evil Ender Dragon, who has been terrorizing the server by stealing all the diamonds and turning them into dirt blocks.

After a long and epic battle, you emerge victorious and are hailed as the hero of the server. The other players throw a massive party in your honor, complete with fireworks, cake, and a dance floor made entirely out of redstone.

So, why join our Minecraft server? Because where else can you experience the thrill of falling in love with a virtual world filled with endless possibilities and absurd adventures? Come join us and let the madness begin!

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MomStopBodyComments Minecraft Server

Minecraft, body positivity, Support, sensitivity, MomStopBodyComments

Are you tired of your mom constantly commenting on your growing boobs? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where no one cares about the size of your chest!

On our server, you can build your own virtual world where no one will mention your boobs, unless you want them to! We have a strict no boob talk policy, so you can finally feel comfortable and secure in your own skin.

Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground cave filled with magical boob-reducing potions. Join now and embark on a quest to find them and shrink those pesky boobs once and for all!

So, say goodbye to boob comments and hello to a boob-free Minecraft experience. Join our server today and leave the boob talk behind!

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ChildhoodLiesCraft

growing pains, realization, funny beliefs, childhood beliefs, learning curve

Remember when you used to believe that if you dug deep enough in Minecraft, you would find a secret portal to a magical land filled with diamond-encrusted pigs and talking creepers? Well, guess what? That dream is now a reality on our server!

Join us on this wacky Minecraft adventure where the laws of physics don’t apply and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who’s really keeping track?).

Explore our custom-built world where you can ride on flying llamas, battle evil chickens with laser eyes, and even ride a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT (don’t worry, we have insurance…probably).

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us and live out your wildest Minecraft fantasies? Trust us, once you’ve experienced the sheer madness of our server, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again.

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TeenageFails Minecraft Server

TeenageFails, lesson learned, silly, dumb, youthful indiscretion

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for all the wild and wacky players out there! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding llamas into battle, building a house out of giant floating pancakes, and taming a pet creeper that farts rainbows. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else! So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s make some memories that will leave you questioning your sanity!

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BoobCraft Minecraft Server

BoobCraft, body positivity, puberty, physical changes, growth

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, I grew boobs! That’s right, I logged in one day and suddenly I had a pair of glorious man boobs. Join us for the chance to witness this miracle and maybe even grow your own set of Minecraft boobs. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you on our server? Join now and let the madness begin!

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Minecraft SMP – Giggly Griefer Gang

dev backyard, stormy night, Rockin, Minecraft, patch notes

🌟 Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only way to survive is by mastering the art of Guilty Gear Strive! 🎮

🔥 Join us for epic tournaments like Stormy Night, where players battle it out in a world tour event that will leave you on the edge of your seat! Who will emerge victorious in the Team of 3 Open Beta #2? Only time will tell!

📚 Dive into our main wiki for frame data and system mechanics, because in this world, knowledge is power! And don’t forget to check out the Player Glicko-2 ratings to see where you stand among the competition.

🛡️ Need some extra help? Our approved Strive mods like the Potato Mod and Frame Data Display will give you the edge you need to dominate the battlefield.

👑 And for all you Queen Dizzy fans out there, we’ve got a starter guide that will have you ruling the server in no time!

🎸 So grab your pickaxe, sharpen your skills, and get ready to rock and roll in the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Just remember, when you close your lobby, announce it in the thread or face the wrath of the Guilty Gear gods! 🤘

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Punching Asuka in her ugly kraut face Minecraft server

Revenge, German, Server, Kraut, rival

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a house and farming crops? Well, look no further because on our server, you can punch Asuka in her ugly kraut face! That’s right, join us for epic battles against Asuka and her kraut minions as we defend our blocky world from their evil clutches. Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat Asuka, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted pickaxe that can mine obsidian with a single touch. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and show Asuka who’s boss in the most hilarious way possible!

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