Who needs to be a pro athlete when you can be a pro Minecraft builder?
Experience love and friendship with our community of players who will make you feel young again.
Say goodbye to rocking chairs and hello to epic adventures in a virtual world where age is just a number.
Don’t waste your time mumbling about social media – join our server and create memories that will last a lifetime!
But like, the best part is the players, man. We have this one dude who only speaks in dolphin noises and another guy who built a giant statue of a potato. And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles, bro. It’s like watching a bunch of drunk chickens trying to fight each other. So hilarious.
So yeah, if you wanna join a server that’s totally bonkers and will make you question your sanity, you gotta come play with us. Plus, we have free virtual tacos every Friday. It’s a no-brainer, bro.
Picture this: instead of boring old mining and building, you’ll be juggling creepers, riding pigs through obstacle courses, and battling evil mobs with custard pies. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our secret clown car that can teleport you to a hidden land filled with rainbow-colored sheep and dancing llamas.
So if you’re tired of adulting and ready for some ridiculous fun, come join us on our Minecraft server. Just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt and question your sanity.
Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon is considering early retirement just to hang out with us. And rumor has it that Notch himself logs on to get some inspiration from our epic builds. So come join us and never have to worry about feeling old again, because on our server, age is just a number and fun is eternal.
The best part is, the server is run by a group of super intelligent dolphins who have been playing Minecraft since before it was cool. They have this secret underwater base where they hold epic parties with unlimited cake and fireworks. It’s like a rave under the sea, man.
And get this, there’s a rumor that if you find the hidden diamond sword hidden in the enchanted forest, you’ll be granted three wishes by the elusive Ender Dragon. I heard one guy wished for a lifetime supply of pizza and now he’s living his best life, just munching on pepperoni slices all day long.
So, if you’re feeling like you’re stuck in a mid-life crisis and need a break from reality, come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP server. Who knows, you might just find your inner child again and become the ultimate block-building warrior. See you there, bro!
Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a group of chickens armed with diamond swords. Why? Because in our world, the chickens are the rulers and they don’t take kindly to outsiders. But don’t worry, you can join forces with the cows who have a secret underground resistance movement against the chicken overlords.
But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground disco club where the creepers go to let loose and dance the night away. Just watch out for the DJ skeleton who only plays spooky scary skeletons on repeat.
So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because this shit hits different when you’re older and ready to embrace the madness! Join us if you dare, but be prepared for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve experienced before.
Join our server and experience the thrill of building, surviving, and maybe even causing a little chaos – just like when my girlfriend goes on a beer run after promising to quit! And don’t worry about driving her to the store for more alcohol, because on our server, you can teleport anywhere you want!
So come on down to our server and let loose like my girlfriend after a few drinks – just remember to log off before you end up in the bedroom with the door shut. Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, just like my girlfriend regrets buying more beer!
Need a break from your crafting-obsessed spouse who thinks selling a few items makes her a financial genius? Come join us and craft to your heart’s content without the pressure of making a profit!
Tired of being called a jerk for trying to keep your family financially afloat while your spouse spends hundreds on crafting materials? Come to our server and let off some steam by building the biggest, most extravagant creations you can imagine!
Escape the madness of home life and join our server for a hilarious and stress-free gaming experience. Who needs real life drama when you can have virtual chaos in Minecraft?
Our server is so child-free that even the Ender Dragon refuses to spawn any baby Ender Dragons out of respect for our rules. Join us and experience the true joy of building without interruptions or demands for snacks every five minutes.
And if you’re still not convinced, let us tell you about our legendary player who mined so deep that they actually discovered a secret underground city populated by friendly creepers who love to trade diamonds for baked potatoes. It’s a wild ride on our server, where anything is possible when kids are nowhere to be found. Join us today and experience Minecraft in a whole new way!
LIKE, DID U KNOW THAT WOMEN WITH ENDOMETRIOSIS HAVE A 4.2-FOLD HIGHER RISK OF GETTING OVARIAN CANCER? BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! IF U GOT OVARIAN ENDOMETRIOMAS OR DEEP INFILTRATING ENDOMETRIOSIS, UR RISK GOES UP TO 9.7-FOLD!
SO, IF U WANNA LIVE LIFE ON THE EDGE AND SEE SOME CRAZY STUFF, JOIN OUR SERVER! WHO KNOWS, U MIGHT EVEN FIND A DIAMOND IN THE ROUGH…OR MAYBE JUST A CREEPER READY TO BLOW U UP! HAHAHA!
ConquestLand.net
| Server Type | Semi-vanilla SMP |
|---|---|
| Map Reset | Never |
| Allowed Platforms | Java and Bedrock |
| Rules | No stealing, griefing, hacking |
Yes, you can apply by joining our Discord server.
Yes, the server is whitelisted to ensure a safe and friendly community.
The gameplay is 100% survival mode, similar to the Hermitcraft SMP. We encourage creativity and collaboration among players.
Yes, crossplay is enabled on the server, allowing players from both platforms to join.
No, the map will never reset, ensuring that your creations are safe and can be enjoyed for a long time.