FrozenRublesMC: Unlocking $50B Fun!

PROFITS, Delays, Fun, financial assets, Russian central bank assets

come join our epic minecraft server where u can unlock $50 billion in support by harnessing the profits of frozen russian central bank assets!!! 🤑💰💸

ukrainian officials are SHOOK by how lit our server is, they’re like “woah, this is crazier than trying to negotiate with russia” 😂🇺🇦

we got diamonds, we got creepers, we got everything u need to make ur minecraft dreams come true 🤩🔥

so what are u waiting for?? join now and become the richest player in the world (of minecraft) 💎💰💰💰

SalmonellaCraft: Antibiotic-Free Chicken Shop

Salmonella Isolates, SalmonellaCraft, Antimicrobial Resistant, study, Retail Chicken Meat Contains

so, liek, u know how u go to the store to buy sum chicken meat and ur liek “yum yum i luv me sum chicken” but then u find out dat da chicken meat has sum crazy antimicrobial resistant salmonella serovars? like wut even is dat? well, on dis server, we make sure dat our chicken meat is 100% salmonella-free! u can trust us, we got u covered. join us for a wild ride of chicken meat adventures and crazy antimicrobial resistance battles. who knew chicken meat could be so exciting, amirite? so come on down and join da fun, u won’t regret it!

CraftyClimateCatastrophe

climate change, “Youth, growing concern, global warming, study

join dis minecraft server and say goodbye to climate anxiety and eco-anxiety cuz we got u covered with our virtual world where u can build ur own eco-friendly paradise and never worry bout da real world again. our players have reported feeling more positive and happy after joining our server, so come join us and leave ur worries behind. who needs therapy when u can just play minecraft all day, amirite?

WeddingPartyDropOutAITA

Bridesmaids, Friendship Dynamics, Communication, hurt feelings, Trust

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama unfolds faster than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where friendships are tested and alliances are broken in the blink of an eye!

Join us for a wild ride as we navigate the treacherous waters of wedding party drama. Witness the betrayal, the hurt feelings, and the ultimate showdown between friends turned enemies.

Forget about building epic structures or mining for diamonds, the real adventure lies in the drama-filled chat sessions and backstabbing antics of our players. Who needs zombies and skeletons when you have friends like these?

So if you’re looking for a server that’s more chaotic than a Ender Dragon rampage, join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate test of friendship and loyalty!

FearlessFool Minecraft SMP

Phobia, fear of failure, FEAR OF HEIGHTS, fear of flying, Minecraft

Are you afraid of creepers blowing up your precious builds? Join our Minecraft SMP and conquer your fear by blowing up creepers yourself! Our server is filled with explosive surprises around every corner, perfect for adrenaline junkies and thrill-seekers alike.

But wait, there’s more! Ever been terrified of running out of diamonds? Fear no more, because on our server, diamonds rain from the sky like glittering confetti at a disco party. You’ll be swimming in bling in no time!

And if you’ve ever had a fear of heights, our server will cure you of that in no time. We have a skydiving mini-game where you can plummet from the highest heights and land safely in a pool of water below. It’s a real rush, let me tell you!

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and face your fears head-on. Who knows, you might just come out the other side a braver, bolder player ready to take on anything the game throws at you.

PixelPervsGoneWild

Are you tired of getting into trouble after sending nudes to someone? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, the only trouble you’ll get into is trying to decide which block to build with next! Join us for a wild ride of pixelated fun where the only nudes you’ll see are the ones made out of blocks. So come on, leave your worries behind and dive into a world where the only thing you’ll be exposing is your creativity!

CraftyWarZone

aggression, threatens, deploys, jets, US

lol imagine a minecraft server so epic that even the US military is getting involved! 😂 like, they’re sending jets and warships because Iran is threatening Israel on the server 😱 but don’t worry, we’ve got diamond armor and enchanted swords to protect us! 💎⚔️ join now for the most intense pvp battles you’ll ever experience, and maybe even witness a real-life war zone in the chat 😜🚀 #minecraftmilitarymadness

🌟 Revolving Doors SMP 🌟

Revolution SMP, constant updates, revolving, 24/7 uptime, Balanced Economy

Welcome to Revolution SMP

Join us in Revolution SMP, where every player can leave their mark on the world, forge lasting friendships, and be part of a story that unfolds with every new adventurer. Whether you’re a seasoned builder, a daring explorer, or just looking to unwind and chill, Revolution SMP welcomes you to be part of our exciting journey. Let the adventure begin!

New Update 1.21 Features:

Custom Enchants
Grief Prevention
Anti Pay-to-Win
Jobs
Player Shops
Quests
And More

Why Choose Us?

Community Focused
Friendly Environment
Constant Updates
Balanced Economy
24/7 Uptime

How To Join – Java Edition (Computer/PC):

Launch Minecraft.
Click “Multiplayer.”
Click “Add Server.”
Type in the textbox called “Server Address” with the text: play.revsmp.com.
Click “Done” and join the server!

How To Join – Bedrock Edition (Mobile/Console):

In your Minecraft Client, go to your “Friends” tab.
Click “Add Friend.”
Enter “PLAYREVSMP” (not case-sensitive).
Click “Add Friend.”
After a few seconds, you will see Revolution SMP as a joinable friend under your “Joinable Friends” in the Friends tab. Click it to join!

In your Minecraft Client, go to your “Servers” tab.
Click “Add Server.”
Type in the textbox called “Server Address” with the text: play.revsmp.com.
Type in the textbox called “Port” with the text: 25627.
Click “Save” and join the server!

We can’t wait to see you in Revolution SMP!

BauCraft Minecraft Server

Upcoming Stream, Minecraft, Server, virtual youtuber, merch

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be this summer! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures, crazy builds, and more laughs than you can shake a diamond sword at.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the most epic streamers who will keep you entertained for hours on end. From karaoke nights to Twitter spaces shenanigans, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

And let’s not forget about the merch! Show off your love for the server with our exclusive Mococo and Fuwawa gear. Trust us, you’ll be the envy of all your blocky friends.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even uncover some hidden baubau-related content that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Join now and let the chaos begin!

RussianCraft SMP – Nyet, I Can Understand Minecraft SMP

Anime, linguistics, Communication, Minecraft, contrived

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone speaks the same language? Well, join our server where we speak Russian! Why? Because we have a secret underground society of Russian-speaking players who have built a replica of the Kremlin in-game. Plus, our anime-themed builds are so epic, even the characters themselves would be jealous. So come join us for a wild ride full of Russian banter and anime shenanigans!

Growing Concern

Welcome to Revolution SMP

New Update 1.21 Features:

Why Choose Us?

How To Join – Java Edition (Computer/PC):

How To Join – Bedrock Edition (Mobile/Console):