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| Players: | 106/800 | Votes: | 3941 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 6 | Farms Harvested: | 952 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Dimension Hops: | 1 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 |
Yo, if u wanna join dis cray cray Minecraft server, lemme tell u sumthin. Our bodies be like, “Bruh, why u doin dis to us?” But forget dat noise, cuz dis server be off da hook!
Picture dis: u spawn in and bam! U surrounded by llamas wearin top hats and dancin to dubstep. U think dat’s wild? Just wait til u see da giant chickens ridin on pigs like they own da place.
But dat ain’t even da best part. We got a secret underground city where da villagers throw raves every night. U can trade diamonds for glowstone and party like it’s 1999.
So come on down to dis Minecraft server where da only rule is to have a blast. And remember, if ur body starts talkin to u, just tell it to shut up and keep playin.
