Group Text MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

ExLoverExposed Minecraft Server

Asshole, Conversation, Gaming, dog, ex-relationship

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to leave you hanging like this woman’s ex-husband did during labor! Join us for a wild adventure filled with epic builds, crazy events, and a community that always has your back, even in the toughest of times.

We may not have a hospital, but we do have virtual doctors who will never leave you alone when you need them most. And if your ex tries to call you names, just send them to our virtual dungeon where they can game all day without bothering you.

So why join our server? Because we won’t leave you waiting for 16 hours, we’ll be there for you 24/7, ready to game and have a blast together. And if you ever need to share a crazy story like this, we’ll laugh with you, not call you names. Join now and let’s game on!

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SisDeathGroupTextNoTalk

life support, critical condition, Grief, Updates, group text

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to survive risky heart surgeries with a 3-5% success rate – just like my sister!

Experience the thrill of being kicked out of the ICU by your brother-in-law’s adult children because they can’t handle the stress of your emotions. Will you be able to beg for just one hour of visitation and be denied like me?

Join now for updates as vague as my brother-in-law’s texts and the chance to find out about your sister’s death through a group text message. Who needs family drama when you have our Minecraft server? Join today and leave your real-life problems behind!

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SibSquadMC: AITA for Group Text?

family dynamics, Siblings, sibling rivalry, group text, family communication

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is left at the door and the only fighting you’ll see is in epic PvP battles! Join us for a server experience like no other, where you can escape the chaos of real life and immerse yourself in a world of creativity and adventure.

Need a break from dealing with your wife’s siblings and their never-ending arguments? Look no further! Our server provides a safe haven where you can focus on building, exploring, and having a great time with fellow players. Plus, our community is always ready to lend a helping hand or engage in some friendly banter.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a place where sending a group text doesn’t result in a family feud? Where surgery updates are met with excitement instead of estate disputes? Only here, where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to use for your next build.

Don’t be the “asshole” in your family, join our Minecraft server today and leave the drama behind! Who knew escaping reality could be this much fun?

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PupperPatrolCraft

dog park, Pain, Heat, Exercise, Context

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic hiking adventures with your virtual dog! Our server is so cool, even the weather forecast in-game is too hot for your dog to hike, just like in real life! But don’t worry, we have special virtual doggy hydration stations and cooling zones to keep your furry friend safe and happy while you explore the virtual wilderness.

Plus, our community is full of dog-loving players who understand the importance of keeping your dog healthy and active. No age discrimination here, whether you’re in your late 30s or 80s, everyone is welcome to join in on the fun.

And if anyone tries to make a joke about babying your dog, we’ll ban them faster than you can say “woof!” So come on over to our Minecraft server for some hiking, doggy adventures, and a whole lot of laughs. Just remember, the heat is nothing to mess with, even in the virtual world!

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Blocky Banter

Gaming, critique, Disappointment, Expectations, banter

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a pixelated wonderland! Join us for the chance to ride on a flying pig, battle a dragon with a rubber chicken, and even build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?). Don’t miss out on the opportunity to join the craziest Minecraft server in existence – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep). So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

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CraftyCreeper’s Diversity Den

compassion, Community, Help, acceptance, Den

> Be me, just your average anti-Mexican dude, thanks to /pol/ and good ol’ Trump

> Driving home late at night, raining cats and dogs

> Of course, I get a flat tire, because why not?

> Trying to channel my inner mechanic, I struggle to get the spare tire out from under my SUV

> Suddenly, a wild Mexican man and his son appear, like guardian angels in a beat-up truck

> They swoop in and change my tire in record time, like some sort of tire-changing ninjas

> In that moment, my entire worldview shifts – these Mexicans showed me kindness when my own kind (white folks) couldn’t be bothered

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s all about breaking stereotypes and spreading love, join us! We may not change your tires, but we’ll definitely change your perspective!

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Rollerblades vs Longboard Wars

Warning, Fun, discrimination, Cruiser board, Rollerblades

Are you tired of slow and boring transportation options in Minecraft? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all nimble, flexible, and fast travelers! And don’t worry, we have a strict no unathletic fat niggers policy to ensure only the most athletic and agile players can join our ranks. So hop on board and experience the thrill of zooming through our virtual world at lightning speed! Join now or miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!

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Mom’s Vtuber Server: Where Moms are Forced to Stream Minecraft

Entertainment, family involvement, moms, COSPLAY, Stream

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride as we force Vtuber’s mothers to stream their gameplay. That’s right, you’ll get to watch Pekomama herself battle creepers and mine for diamonds while you play alongside her. Can you think of a better Vtuber’s trope? We didn’t think so. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for some epic adventures and hilarious moments. And don’t forget to post those Pekomama pics – we can never have enough!

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Haters Gonna Craft

hate, Popular, games, discussion, dislike

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old games and features? Look no further, because our server is like a wild party in the Nether!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a pig into battle against an army of evil chickens. Or how about participating in a dance-off with a group of friendly creepers?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Disco, where players can show off their best dance moves while surrounded by sparkling diamonds.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life? Trust us, once you’ve been to our server, you’ll never want to leave!

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Crafty McCraftface: Where the Real Happening is Happening!

#bringiton, anticipation, #letsgo, #GetReady, #realhappening

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a stack of wool blocks? Well, get ready for the server that will have you saying “LOL” in no time! This server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon is scared to fly near it!

Join us and experience the thrill of mining diamonds with a pickaxe made of pure bacon! Fight off hordes of zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot on a stick! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret chest filled with enchanted golden apples and stacks of emerald blocks!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken Jockey Army, a group of fearless warriors who ride into battle on the backs of giant chickens! And rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cake!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!

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