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CraftyJewCraze – Where white people can finally learn to copy Jews instead of just coping all day!

atheism, biological needs, coping, Copy, CraftyJewCraze, Day, Evil, family, Finally, Geopolitics, Good, group needs, HOMELAND, interests, Jews, learn, Masses, Mentality, MONEY, people, power, prioritize, protestantism, Religion, slaves, success, White, white people

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	5458
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Animals Bred:	21	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Buildings Constructed:	49

Are you tired of being a basic Minecraft player? Do you want to rise above the rest and become a true master of the game? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft server!

Join us and learn from the Jews, who apparently control the world according to some conspiracy theorists. We’ll teach you how to prioritize your own people, screw everyone else, and make family and religion your top priorities. We’ll show you how to manipulate the masses, redefine good and evil, and create money out of thin air!

Don’t be a faggot like modern white Europe – come join us and become a true Minecraft powerhouse. Who needs a homeland when you have our server to call home? Let’s dominate the virtual world together!

Banhammered Minecraft Server

4chan, Backlash, Banhammered, banned, Brazil, BTFO, BUCKBREAKING, controversy, cultural clash, discrimination, favela, Indians, internet, marginalized communities, Minecraft, monkeys, Online Community, racism, Server, social media, south america, trolling, Xenophobia

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	6112
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Farms Harvested:	238	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Crops Grown:	7038	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for some wild and crazy adventures? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us as we embark on the epic journey of the great buckbreaking of the favelamonkeys! Witness the showdown between banned Brazilians and savage Indians on 4chan as they battle it out in the ultimate Minecraft showdown.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to join. From riding pigs into battle to building giant monuments made entirely out of diamonds, the possibilities are endless.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of the Minecraft world!

HookedOnMinecraftSMP

Entertainment, fishing hook, Gesture, GIF, HookedOnMinecraftSMP, iconic, internet culture, moment, Popular, professional wrestler, punk, reeling in, Request, social media, sports, taunt, trending, viral, webm, wrestling, wwe

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	6327
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Ores Mined:	3055	Void Armor Forged:	23
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Animals Bred:	38	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Farms Harvested:	990	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with more drama than a soap opera! Our server is home to the legendary Punk, who once caught a rare enchanted fishing rod that can reel in diamonds instead of fish. Yes, you read that right – diamonds! Join us for a chance to witness this epic moment and maybe even learn Punk’s secret fishing techniques. Who needs regular old fishing when you can reel in precious gemstones instead? Don’t miss out on the chaos and craziness that awaits you on our server. Join now and become a part of the madness!

GFHikeOrBye

adult responsibilities, Boundaries, communication problems, compromise, differing interests, difficulty levels, emotional reactions, Expectations, GFHikeOrBye, Hiking, internet research, misunderstandings, nature lovers, outdoor activities, outdoor adventures, relationship issues, setting expectations, Support, Trust, warning signs

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	6032
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Potions Brewed:	163
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will test your survival skills like never before? Look no further than our server, where we promise to challenge you in ways you never thought possible!

Just like this guy’s girlfriend thought she could handle a tough hike, you’ll think you can handle anything our server throws at you. But beware, just like the girlfriend, you might end up in tears when you realize just how tough it really is.

Join our server today and see if you have what it takes to conquer the ultimate Minecraft challenges. And hey, if you end up in tears, at least you’ll have a good story to tell!

CraftyCriminalEmporium

#covert operations, CraftyCriminalEmporium, criminal activity, criminal front, dubious business, front business, hidden agenda., illegal activities, illegal enterprise, illegal front, illicit dealings, local business, questionable practices, shady business, sketchy business, Small Business, suspicious activity, suspicious business, underground operations, unlawful operations, unscrupulous practices

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	8969
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Potions Brewed:	120
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all you conspiracy theorists out there! Join us and uncover the truth behind that shady small business in your neighborhood that you just know is a front for something illegal.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of diamond-hoarding llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their evil plans? The choice is yours on our wacky and wild Minecraft server.

So come on down and join us for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience. Who knows what other crazy secrets and adventures await you in our one-of-a-kind world!

TerrorCraft: 15 Down, 6 to Go!

CASUALTIES, Combat, Conflict, Dead, extremist group, fighters, injured, iraq, Isis, ISLAMIC STATE, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, Raid, terror group, TerrorCraft, Terrorism, U.S. soldiers

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	6826
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	6915
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Zombie Dances:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Underground Cities Explored:	3

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE ACTION THAN A RAID ON TERRORISTS IN IRAQ! 15 ISIS DUDES DEAD, 6 U.S. SOLDIERS HURT, BUT NO WORRIES, WE GOT DIAMOND ARMOR AND GOLDEN APPLES FOR DAYS! COME JOIN THE MADNESS AND FIGHT LIKE A TRUE WARRIOR IN OUR EPIC BATTLES! WHO NEEDS REAL LIFE WHEN YOU CAN HAVE THIS MUCH FUN IN A BLOCKY WORLD?! LET’S GOOOOOOOOOO!

Astral Pixelmon: The Server Where Even the Minecraft Mobs are Vanilla Flavored!

Adult Owned, Adult Ran, Astral, Challenges, Challenging, Custom Crates, Dex Rewards, EV Training, experienced, family friendly, Flavored, Fun, Gts, Gym Leaders, Kids, Minecraft, mobs, Modded, Obstacles, Pixelmon, Pixelmon Bingo, Pokebags, Server, Staff Team, trained staff, Unique, Vanilla, Wondertrade

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	226
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	9205

Astral Pixelmon Server

Features
EV Training
Pixelmon Bingo
Dex Rewards
Custom Crates
Adult Owned
LGBTQ+ Friendly
WonderTrade
Pokebags
Pixelmon Raids
Gambling
Timber Mod
Resource World
Vanilla Mobs
Custom Textures
Gym Leaders
GTS

We are an adult ran/owned Pixelmon server. We encourage family friendly yet challenging fun through various obstacles unique to our Pixelmon server. With a trained staff team of adults who’ve been playing since they were kids, we can handle any challenge a server might throw at us.

FAQ

1. Is the server family-friendly?

Yes, we encourage family-friendly gameplay on our server.

2. Are there any age restrictions?

The server is adult owned but players of all ages are welcome to join.

3. Can I trade my Pixelmon with other players?

Yes, we have a Global Trade System (GTS) in place for players to trade their Pixelmon.

4. Is the server LGBTQ+ friendly?

Yes, we are proud to be LGBTQ+ friendly and welcome players from all backgrounds.

5. Are there any player-run Gym Leaders on the server?

Yes, we have Gym Leaders who are players that challenge other players to earn badges.

BounceCraft Minecraft Server

adult content, adult language, arousal, bounce, BounceCraft, EXCITEMENT, excitement overload, explicit, explicit content, explicit language, explicit language warning., explicit lyrics, explicit material, HOLY SHIT MY DICK, INTENSE, intense pleasure, Minecraft, NSFW, Server, sexual, sexual innuendo, that fucking bounce, wild ride

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	6662
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	47
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Towns Built:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Magic Items Found:	8777

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make your dick fall asleep? Well, look no further because our server will make your dick bounce like never before! Join us for the wildest ride of your life as you explore a world filled with flying pigs, rainbow unicorns, and dancing creepers. Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure that will leave you screaming, “HOLY SHIT MY DICK!” Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (and your dick too)!

MidnightMatchmaker Minecraft SMP

american culture, AMERICANS, Americans see nothing wrong, Cultural differences, cultural norms, late night, late night activities, match, match at midnight, midnight, midnight activities, midnight match, MidnightMatchmaker, Minecraft, nothing wrong, see nothing wrong, smp, social behavior, societal acceptance, societal norms, starts at midnight, wrong

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	2301
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Potions Brewed:	156	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Secret Passages Found:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules and plays nice? Well, look no further because on our server, Americans see nothing wrong with this! That’s right, we embrace chaos and encourage players to let their wildest imaginations run wild.

Join us for epic battles where the only rule is there are no rules! Want to build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat? Go for it! Feel like starting a prank war with your fellow players? We say bring it on!

But that’s not all – on our server, we have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and trade rare items for emeralds. Rumor has it that if you can find their hidden base, they will grant you three wishes (but be careful what you wish for)!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before, come join us where Americans see nothing wrong with this. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember – anything goes on our server!

SisStrandedCraft

activities, aita, anxiety, birthday celebration, emotional bullying, Enjoy, fast walker, International trip, LEAVING, mean, Nuisance, passive aggression, power struggle, Respect, SisStrandedCraft, sister, solo trip, travel, Twins, Walking

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	3405
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Votes:	8782	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Zombie Dances:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	231

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your annoying twin sister? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and crazy adventure that will have you laughing and having fun for hours on end.

We promise that no one will leave you behind like your sister did on your trip. In fact, we’ll make sure you’re always included and never feel like a nuisance. Our community is full of friendly players who will always have your back, unlike your sister who just walks off without a care in the world.

So come join us and leave all your worries behind. Build, explore, and have a blast on our server – because here, you’ll never have to deal with passive-aggressive behavior or walking power struggles. It’s all fun and games here, so what are you waiting for? Join now and let the good times roll!

CraftyMythBusters

casual beliefs, common deceptions, common falsehoods, common myths, common untruths, CraftyMythBusters, cultural lies, cultural myths, false beliefs, falsehoods, massive lie, misconceptions, Popular misconceptions, popular myths, societal lies, societal misconceptions, Urban Legends, widely accepted lies, widely believed falsehoods, widely believed lies

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	6212
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1310	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Magic Items Found:	5252
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7

That diamonds are the rarest thing in Minecraft! Pfft, think again! On our server, we have flying pigs that poop out diamonds every hour on the hour. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a unicorn that farts out enchanted golden apples. Join us for a chance to live out your wildest Minecraft fantasies and uncover the biggest lies in the game!