group names Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

SquidSquadCraft

Animal Behavior, animal groups, animal names, aquatic animals, cephalopods, collective nouns, group names, marine animals, Marine Biology, marine life, ocean creatures, ocean wildlife, sea creatures, sea life, squad, squad of squid, Squid, squid group, squid squad, SquidSquadCraft, underwater animals

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	6980
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Void Armor Forged:	21	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Emeralds Found:	3153	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	25	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Meteorite Armor Created:	18

So, like, imagine a place where squids rule the land, man. They’re all like, “we are the squad, bow down to us!” And you’re just there, like, “whoa, I wanna be part of this crazy squad!”

Join our server and become part of the epic squid squad, where you can ride on giant squids through the ocean and battle evil sea monsters with your trusty ink gun.

But that’s not all, dude. We also have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest treasures in the land. And the only way to get in is by completing a series of ridiculous challenges, like riding a pig off a cliff while juggling diamonds.

So come on, join us and be part of the most epic adventure in Minecraft history. Squid squad forever, bro!

AttackTime Minecraft Server

action sequence, attack timing, AttackTime, Battle tactics, Combat strategy, Competitive Gaming, Decision making, Game Mechanics, game tactics, gaming strategy, Minecraft, Multiplayer Games, player order, player strategy, Server, strategic planning, strategic thinking, strategic warfare, tactical combat, Tactical Gameplay, turn based strategy, video game tactics, waiting for turn

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	6023
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Villages Defended:	11
Holy Grails Found:	4	Star Shards Collected:	206
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	49
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Gods Slained:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to wait your turn to attack? Well, look no further because on our server, it’s always your turn to attack! We have a special potion that gives you superhuman strength and speed, so you can take down mobs and other players with ease. Plus, our custom-built PvP arena is filled with obstacles and traps to keep things interesting. Join now and show everyone who’s boss in the ultimate battle royale!

SecuredCraft SMP – LinuxLolz

desktop operating systems, Desktoptards, eBPF, Firejail, flatpak, GNU/Linux desktops, insecure, JIT compiler, JIT spraying, kernel, less secure, linux kernel, LinuxLolz, MacOS, malicious application, memory unsafe language, MS-DOS security model, no strong sandboxing, RCE vulnerability, sandboxing applications, SecuredCraft, security vulnerabilities, smp, Snap, unfixed bugs, user space code, W^X violation, Weak sandboxing, windows 10

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	1521
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Are you tired of those GNU/Linux desktoptards thinking they’re all that? Well, we’ve got the perfect place for you to show them who’s boss! Join our Minecraft SMP where we laugh in the face of weak sandboxing and insecure kernels.

Forget about Flatpak, Firejail, and Snap – we like to live life on the edge with all applications having access to each other’s data. Who needs privacy anyway, am I right?

And don’t even get us started on the kernel. It’s like running all user space code as root in PID 1 – talk about living dangerously! But hey, who needs security when you can have unfixed bugs and memory unsafe languages prone to bugs?

So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with chaos, vulnerabilities, and a whole lot of laughs at the expense of GNU/Linux desktoptards, then come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a little bit of common sense too.

DadCare Minecraft Server

aita, baby, child, Communication, Conflict, dad, DadCare, family, Father, Frustration, involvement, Minecraft, Mother, neglect, newborn, parenting, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, sibling, sister, standing up, Support, work

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	268
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Farms Harvested:	186
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Secret Passages Found:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Animals Bred:	141
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like a baby being taken care of by your mom? Look no further! Join our server where we promise to feed you, bathe you, and give you all the attention you need just like a newborn baby.

Just like the dad in the story, our staff may seem a bit lazy at times, but don’t worry, we’ll always come through in the end (hopefully). And if you ever feel neglected, just cry out for attention and we’ll make sure someone is there to distract you and make you feel special.

So come join us on our server where you’ll never have to worry about being ignored or left to fend for yourself. We may not be the most responsible parents, but we’ll definitely make sure you have a good time!

KidCutsNoMore

Barber, barbering techniques, child haircut, child’s rights, CLIPPERS, comfort, consent, discipline, emotional, Father, KidCutsNoMore, Moisturize, parenting, professional ethics, punishment, Razor, refusal, scalp care, Trauma, walk in

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	345
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	24
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Secret Passages Found:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to give you a “punishment” haircut like the poor kid in this story! Our barbers are all trained in the art of pixelated hair cutting, so you can trust us to give you a stylish new ‘do without any tears or fears.

Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of mining for diamonds while getting a virtual haircut at the same time! Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a rare block that can transform your character’s hair into a fabulous rainbow color.

And don’t worry, we won’t force you to go bald unless you specifically ask for it. Unlike some parents out there, we believe in letting our players express themselves freely in the world of Minecraft. So come join us for a fun and hair-raising adventure like no other!

CraftyCash Minecraft Server

budgeting, CraftyCash, debt management, Financial Advice, financial choices, financial decisions, financial education, Financial goals, financial lessons, financial literacy, financial mistakes, Financial Planning, financial regrets, Financial Success, investing, long-term financial planning., Minecraft, money management, money mistakes, personal finance, saving money, Server, worst financial decision

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	4542
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Zombie Dances:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Have you ever spent all your diamonds on a pig saddle, only to have the pig run off a cliff and explode into a million pieces? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can make even worse financial decisions and still come out on top! Join us and experience the thrill of buying useless items from shady villagers, only to have them mysteriously disappear the next day. It’s like playing the stock market, but with more creepers! So come on down and see if you can bankrupt yourself in the most ridiculous ways possible. Who needs diamonds when you have the satisfaction of knowing you wasted them all on a giant statue of a chicken? Join now and start making terrible financial decisions today!

PunishCraft: Crime Edition

crime, crimes, criminal behavior, criminal justice, criminal justice reform, criminal penalties, Edition, harsher punishment, justice system, law enforcement, Legal System, lesser punishment, non-violent crimes, prison reform, PunishCraft, punishment, punishment severity, recidivism, reddit, Rehabilitation, sentencing, social justice, Violent crimes

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	4345
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	New Chunks Explored:	57426
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Alien Abductions:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only crime is stealing someone’s diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a whole new level of crime and punishment!

Join us if you want to see players get banished to the Nether for griefing, forced to mine obsidian with their bare hands for stealing, or even sentenced to a life of farming carrots for building ugly structures.

But don’t worry, not all crimes are treated equally on our server. Forget about getting a slap on the wrist for stealing a few blocks of wood, here you might just get a pat on the back and a free diamond sword for your efforts.

So come on down to our crazy Minecraft server where the crimes are wild and the punishments are even wilder. Who knows, you might just end up being the ruler of the server for pulling off the most epic heist of all time!

Zelenskyy’s Missile Mayhem Minecraft Server

Armed Forces, Conflict Resolution, Defense, defense industry, defense strategy, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, MAYHEM, military capability, military strength, Minecraft, Missile, missile defense system, missile development, missile technology, Missiles, national security, peace negotiations, political leadership, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, Ukraine, zelenskyy, Zelenskyys

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	5791
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Farms Harvested:	114	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	60
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

lol u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can launch ur own missiles like a boss? well guess what, this server is the place to be! we got zelenskyy himself approving the use of missiles in the game, so u know it’s gonna be lit af. join now and blow up ur enemies in style, cuz why not? #missilemadness #minecraftmayhem

CraftyUkrGeneral

Armed Forces, battle, Conflict, CraftyUkrGeneral, Defense, determination, eastern europe, general, Geopolitics, leadership, Military, opposition, perseverance, resilience, russia, strategy, strength, triumph, Ukraine, Unity, Victory

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	5160
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Potions Brewed:	99	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	77
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Chimeras Created:	3

so like, ukraine’s top general was all like “i know we will win – and how” and i was like WHAAAT?! turns out he was talkin bout this EPIC minecraft server where they turned the tables against russia or somethin. like, imagine fightin off creepers and zombies while also takin down a whole army, that’s some next level stuff man. join this server for the ultimate battle experience and show russia who’s boss in the minecraft world. trust me, you won’t regret it, bro!

IronToothedDragons

animal, biology, evolutionary adaptation, iron-coated teeth, IronToothedDragons, Komodo dragons, natural defense, razor sharp, reptiles, reptilian features, scientific research, scientists, serrated edges, teeth coating, tooth durability, tooth enamel, tooth evolution, tooth structure, unique discovery, wear resistant, wildlife

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	8143
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Towns Built:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

OMG, u gotta join dis server, cuz we got komodo dragons with IRON teeth! like, wut even?! dey got dis special coating dat makes dem teeth all sharp and stuff, like a freakin sword. it’s like dey been playin Minecraft in real life or sumthin. u gotta see it to believe it, man. join now and witness da craziness for yourself! #ironfangs #minecraftmadness

SpoiledSociety Minecraft Server

American women, celebration, cultural expectations, demonizing, discrimination, double standards, empowerment, equality, feminism, gender dynamics, gender inequality, Gender Roles, Men, Minecraft, patriarchy, Server, sexism, social norms, societal pressure, society, spoiled, SpoiledSociety, Stereotypes

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	8297
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	10
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Tired of American women getting all the attention while their men are being thrown under the bus? Join our Minecraft server where the roles are reversed! Here, men are treated like kings while the women are the ones fighting for equality. Build your own kingdom, slay dragons, and show those ladies who’s boss in this wacky world where gender norms are flipped upside down. So come on, join us and experience a truly unique gaming experience that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about society!