GOOMB SMP is a vanilla survival server that plays on amplified terrain. The world was reset about a month ago so it still feels like a new season and people are already starting big bases.
At first the world border made players live close together. Now the border has expanded so there is more room for everyone to spread out and do their own plans. The End is open and players started an egg hunt event so you get reasons to run into other people.
The community is very active with shop ads and trade talks and people sharing cool terrain screenshots. Voice chats are often full with players hanging out while they plan builds.
Rules are strict about being respectful. No hate speech and no NSFW. No griefing no stealing and no unconsented PvP. You have to apply and get approved before you can get whitelisted.
GOOMB SMP Season 2 Amplified Vanilla
"Minecraft Server: Block Party Crashers"
Welcome to the Incomprehensible Realm of Block Madness!
Are you ready to step into a dimension where sanity is but a whisper lost in the pixelated void? Join us while we swirl through flaming tornadoes of confusion and ride the unicycles of unreason! Here, we mine not for diamonds, but for the essence of existence! Can you feel it? No? Exactly!
Server Features That Will Make You Question Reality!
Feature Digits of Confusion Mood Shift Level Endless Lava Pits 27 million ENTITY NOT FOUND 49% cat meme Flying Pigs with Unicorn Horns 0, as they already flew away Wobbly happiness Inverted Gravity Zones 1 potato & 6 wisdom teeth Confused octopus The Great Wall of Infinite Regrets ∞ & don’t forget to ask Grandma 75% existential dread Nightmares in Pixel Form Only in the darkness! Fearful llama Player Testimonials (What Even?)
“My sandwich insisted on becoming a creeper. I don’t know why.” – Unknown
“The cows taught me quantum physics but I still can’t solve a Rubik’s cube.” – Anonymous
“If I knew pixelated frogs could fly, I would’ve taken up knitting sooner.” – Someone Lost in the Code
“Bananas with hats chase me in my dreams, and now I have to build a monument!” – A Definite Player
Join Us or Be Forever Entangled in Melon Logic!
Windmills of confusion await! If you come, bring your wildest dreams and empty promises. Don’t forget to feed the invisible llamas and make sure all your socks are mismatched before logging in. The time is nigh, the blocks are shaking, and I can hear the shadows whispering your name, or maybe it’s just my neighbor’s cat. Either way, prepare for the bananas!
WARNING: Do Not Question the Immutable Nature of This Server!
Should you decide to engage in logical thought, there may be consequences… like understanding reality. Remember: Reality has limitations. But here? Limitations are more like suggestions! Jump into the void and let the chaos consume you… or else.
CraftyCouples: Insecure Friend Edition
Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server for a drama-free zone where you can just build and have fun!We have a femboy-friendly community where you can dress however you want without judgment. No more Kayla’s making snide remarks about your outfits, just pure acceptance and support.
Our server is so inclusive that even the most gorgeous, feminine women will feel right at home. No need to feel insecure or self-conscious here, just good vibes and positive energy.
Join us and leave the real world drama behind. Build your dream world with us and let’s create a supportive and loving community together. See you there!
GalentineCraft
Are you tired of boring parties where everyone’s significant other tags along like a clingy sidekick? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we only accept cool singles who are ready to mingle! Just like our friend who couldn’t handle a girls’ night without her hubby, we believe in keeping things spicy and drama-free. Join us for epic adventures, hilarious builds, and maybe even find your player two along the way. Don’t be like the “package deal” couple, be a solo superstar on our server!