Bach Blocked: Date Drama Royale!

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Welcome to the Chaotic Wedding Dimension of Blocklandia!

Are You Ready to Marry Madness?

Beneath the pixelated skies of Blocklandia, a monumental event approaches—clusters of zany bridesmaid mobs, perplexing timelines, and betrayals lurking in the pixelated shadows. Join The Wedding of Unfortunate Availability, a Minecraft server where friendships hang by the thread of a single poll, and dates shift like the sands of a cursed desert.

🚨 WARNING!

This isn’t just a game; it’s a venture into the realm of spawned chaos. Ready your armor and perhaps your heart, because friendships will be tested, loyalties will be questioned, and your calendar might just betray you. Choose wisely: Will you side with the bride or the betrayed friend in this saga of social decay?

Features of Our Flawed Realm

Feature	Description
Date Selection Wars	Engage in battles over important schedule conflicts—only one date can reign supreme!
Poll of Betrayal	Create and share polls to sway opinions. Will you be the hero of the date or the villain of the vote?
Character Roles	Play as either the Bride (with crazy powers) or the Manipulative Friend (who whispers in ears and bends fate).
Emergency Messaging	Use spontaneous private messages to rally troops or sow discord in this ever-shifting landscape.
Bachelorette Battle Pass	Unlock exclusive bridal themes while navigating relationships that might— or might not—be sabotaged.

Conspiracies & Controversies

This server was accused of giving rise to a new breed of friendship betrayal so vile it was banned in 12 dimensions—but why?
Whispers of the Wedding Spawn: Legends say that those who consistently back the majority will find themselves haunted by the ghosts of undecided friends, haunting them for eternity.

Player Testimonials?

“The last thing I remember is planning a trip—the next? Being hunted by a mysterious hen party!”
“This server broke my friendships and made me question reality. Highly recommend!”
“Don’t join unless you’re prepared to have your own wedding plans thwarted by someone’s misquoted vacation desires!”

But Wait, There’s More!

Secret Feature: Every player has a hidden agenda that they must accomplish before the wedding day arrives. What could go wrong with dozens of secret missions covertly brewing under the blankets of friendship?
Join the Wedding Cult: When you enter Blocklandia, be ready to embrace the complexities of emotional allegiance. Trust no one, cry with the bridal mobs, and engage in hysterical debates over Minecraft cakes that may—or may not—be gluten-free!

Call to Adventure

Dare to question everything as you leap into this digital whirlwind of social manipulation, burden-shattering guilt, and a plot thicker than any vanilla server can offer. Bring your friends—but remember, it’s safer not to rely on them.

Certainty never existed; the wedding will happen on the chosen date, or your friendship will irrefutably collapse into the void of despair. Join now!

Uninvited Bachelorette Minecraft Server

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Welcome to CluckingCraft, the Chicken Apocalypse Minecraft Server!

Do you seek refuge from your mundane existence? Are you tired of logical decisions? Join CluckingCraft, where every pixel is a paradox and logic is a chicken wing dipped in glitter!

The Unexpected Journey Awaits!

Join us in a wonderland where the laws of physics are merely suggestions and every block has a mind of its own! Ready your pickaxe – and don’t forget to pet the flying pigs on your way to the “End,” because they mysteriously distribute nachos under full moons. LET’S GO!

Ominous Server Features

Feature	Description
Infinite Chicken Tunnels	Endless tunnels made of butter! But watch out for sentient eggs that demand tribute in pink yarn.
Friendly Hostile Mobs (Sort Of)	Creepers hug you when you least expect it. Don’t even think about holding their hands!
Quicksand Forest	Walk on it for a speedy trip to nowhere – it’s a three-day vacation under infinite gravity!
Shouting Transdimensional Rubber Ducks	They quack in forgotten languages to unveil the mysteries of the universe. Or do they just want your shoes?
Pandemonium Prayer Garden	Where you’re forced to plant random ores to appease entities that demand sushi on Tuesdays.

Player Reviews: Confusing Praise and Puzzled Fear

“I thought it was a bakery, and now I fear the cupcakes!”

“One moment I was building a house, the next I was married to a llama. We don’t talk anymore.”

“Why does my sword sing at midnight? Help.”

“Chickens can fly, but I still forgot my left shoe in the water!”

Join Us or Be Hexed!

In CluckingCraft, the game changes you as much as you change the game! Will you rise to greatness or get entangled in spaghetti logic? Either way, remember: the beans will spill—the beans of destiny!

Codswallop awaits in the realms of chicken dreams. Don’t look behind you. There’s a llama watching.

Proceed at Your Own Puddle of Confusion!

Every choice you make may lead to eternal taco statues… or a great chicken uprising. Choose wisely.

PreggoVacay Minecraft Server

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Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera!

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through twisted friendships and unexpected surprises, just like in this insane story of a group of friends planning a trip to Greece. Imagine the chaos of splitting costs equally, only to have one friend drop a bombshell pregnancy announcement at the last minute and demand a refund for her portion of the trip. Will the group stick together or will they crumble under the pressure of financial strain and betrayal?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with unpredictable twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions in this story. From flakey friends to unexpected pregnancies, you never know what drama will unfold next.

So come join us on our server and experience the thrill of navigating through outrageous situations and crazy stories. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Join now and buckle up for a wild ride!

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ApologizeCraft SMP – SorryNotSorry

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Picture this: you log in and find yourself in a world where giant steel dildos reign supreme. That’s right, our server is filled with massive steel dildos that you can use to build the most outrageous structures you can imagine. Want to build a castle made entirely of steel dildos? Go for it! How about a rollercoaster that sends you flying through the air on a giant steel dildo? The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. From epic steel dildo battles to hilarious pranks involving, you guessed it, steel dildos, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Steel Dildo, rumored to grant its wielder unimaginable power (and a pretty good time).

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience the thrill of the steel dildo for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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ToothbrushGate Minecraft Server

anger management, autism, Boundaries, children’s behavior, Communication, emotional boundaries, emotional health, emotional regulation, emotional triggers, family conflict, guest etiquette, Meltdown, merchandise, Minecraft, paw patrol, personal belongings, personal space, respect for property, Server, sibling dynamics, sibling relationships, Special Interest, ToothbrushGate

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns!

Picture this: a 26-year-old man with a passion for PAW Patrol, a room filled with merchandise, and a sister with two rowdy kids seeking refuge. What could possibly go wrong?

Experience the thrill of setting boundaries, broken toothbrushes, and epic meltdowns all in one place. Will you be the hero who stands up for their PAW Patrol collection, or will you be labeled as dramatic and childish?

Join now for a server experience like no other, where emotions run high and PAW Patrol reigns supreme. Don’t miss out on the chaos and excitement – join today!

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PrankBanLand

Birthday Party, birthday prank, blended family, child safety, DAUGHTER, family boundaries, family drama, family gatherings, family relationships, father in-law, Gender Reveal, hurtful jokes, in-laws, mother-in-law, Motherhood, parenting, PrankBanLand, Pregnancy, protecting children, social media backlash, Son

Are you tired of dealing with crazy in-laws who think it’s funny to ruin birthday parties and make hurtful jokes? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life!

On our server, you can build a fortress to protect yourself from any unwanted guests, like your crazy MIL who thinks it’s okay to smash cake in your child’s face. And don’t worry about gender reveal parties, because on our server, everyone is welcome to celebrate without fear of backlash from insane relatives.

Join us now and let your creativity run wild, without any judgment or hot wax incidents! Who needs in-laws when you have a whole Minecraft community to support you? Let’s block out the negativity and build a world where only good vibes exist. See you in the game!

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SelfAcceptanceMC SMP

personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-acknowledgment, self-approval, self-empowerment, self-forgiveness, self-identity, SelfAcceptanceMC, smp

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately you’re greeted by a talking chicken wearing a top hat. He tells you that in order to survive on this server, you must learn to speak chicken language. Don’t worry, it’s just a series of clucks and squawks, how hard could it be?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who has built a house entirely out of diamond blocks. Rumor has it he never leaves his house, only communicating with players through a series of elaborate redstone contraptions. Will you be the one to finally crack the code and discover his secrets?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with talking animals, diamond houses, and maybe even a few explosions (but don’t worry, we have insurance for that). See you in the game, adventurer!

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PixelatedPurge: Body Count Limit?

Body, body count, Boundaries, comfort level, Communication, Count, DATING, deal breakers, Ethics, Intimacy, Limit, Limits, Morals, Partners, personal boundaries, PixelatedPurge, Preferences, red flags, relationships, Standards, too high, Trust, VALUES, warning signs

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the body count is just too low? Look no further, because on our server, the body count is through the roof! Join us for some wild PvP battles where the only rule is to survive at all costs.

We’ve got players dropping like flies left and right, but don’t worry, respawning is unlimited so you can keep coming back for more carnage. Plus, our custom plugins make the death animations extra hilarious – watch as your character explodes into a million pieces or gets launched into the stratosphere by a giant chicken!

So if you’re looking for a server where the body count is sky high and the laughs are even higher, come join us today! Just remember, the more bodies, the merrier!

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New Server IP
BelgianBlockParty Minecraft Server

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So, like, this server is so lit, you won’t believe it! We got like, three players planning a terrorist attack on some Belgium place, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Join us and be part of the chaos, blow stuff up, build crazy contraptions, and just have a blast! Plus, we have the best snacks in the game, like virtual waffles and chocolate! So come on, join us and let’s cause some mayhem together!

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New Server IP
BlockWarfare: HezbollahShowdown

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so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can fight in epic battles like the israel army vs lebanon’s hezbollah? well, this server is the place for u! we got crazy pvp battles, insane weapons, and u can even ride on giant chickens into battle! join now and be part of the most epic war in minecraft history! trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this madness!

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New Server IP
FutureSelfAlarm

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so like, imagine this: u join this cray cray minecraft server and ur future self is like, “woah, i gotta wake up on time or else i’ll miss out on all the epic adventures on this server!” but u, being the sneaky little potato that u are, decide to annoy ur future self by joining the server and making them wake up on time. like, who does that? only the most epic gamers, that’s who! so come join us and mess with ur future self in the most hilarious way possible. trust me, it’ll be worth it!

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New Server IP
LogicSurvival

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Come join us at 173.240.154.155 and play Survival With crates, claims, Auction house, jobs, and more! This server is family friendly and there is no trolling, scamming, Hacks, Cheats, Swear, and spam on the server it is prohibited

173.240.154.155

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Warped Vanilla: Where even the creepers are confused. Join our bizarre world now!

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🍄 Welcome to Warped SMP 🍄

About Us Welcome to Warped SMP! We are a Hermitcraft-inspired server dedicated to providing a true vanilla Minecraft experience. Over the past four years, we’ve built an amazing and dedicated group of players. We have a very friendly and welcoming environment and are always looking for new members, and we would love to have you join us!

The server last reset earlier this year and we have no plans to reset. This was a rare occurrence, we want to give our players time to work on builds and projects without a looming reset. Our top priority is providing a stable environment in the long run, keeping the world running as long as possible before ever considering a reset.

The server plans to update to 1.21 in just a few days with lots of new places and things on the map to explore, making it a perfect time to get in to the server.

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▶ 📜 Discord Invite

▶ 📷 Instagram Account (Screenshot gallery)

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Vanilla Experience We stay true to our semi-vanilla roots and seek like-minded players. Our server runs on Fabric, using only quality-of-life datapacks. We avoid using game-changing addons that would break or go beyond vanilla mechanics, such as teleportation or MCMMO. Any modifications to the server are thoroughly discussed and voted on by the community beforehand.

Community We embrace all playstyles and have a diverse player base. Many players form groups and lasting friendships beyond the server. We deeply encourage community collaboration through frequent group projects, minigames, server-wide events, and more.

Respect Our community is built on trust and respect, allowing us to have laid back rules and keep drama to a minimum and we ask the same of you.

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How To Join We have a strong, dedicated, and trustworthy community that sets a high standard for new players and applications. We expect you to take your time on your application. If your application doesn’t meet our standards, we will give you a chance to redo it.

Join our discord HERE and apply!

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Do you have plans for a server reset?	No, we have no plans to reset the server at the moment. Our priority is to provide a stable environment for players.
What version is the server currently running?	We plan to update to version 1.21 in a few days, with new places and things to explore on the map.
What is the community like on the server?	We have a diverse player base that embraces all playstyles. Many players form lasting friendships and engage in group projects and events.
How can I join the server?	You can join our server by first joining our Discord server and then submitting an application. We have high standards for new players.