Welcome to OrlovCraft!
Join us and have fun!
orlovcraft.minecraftr.us:6029
first off, we have a chicken that can quote shakespeare!!! yeah, that’s right, 🐔💬 he struts around reciting “to be or not to be” while laying eggs of pure GOLD!! who needs diamonds, amirite?? join, and u might even score a golden egg! maybe it’ll have a supernatural power to help u build a gigantic tower of pizza! 🍕🗼 (and yes, it will be extra cheesy)
secondly, there’s a secret underwater city made entirely out of candy!!! 🍬🏙️ it’s guarded by a tribe of mermaids that only allow entry if u can solve the riddle of why the sheep crossed the road! hint: it’s not for the chicken dinner…
and let me tell ya about the enchanted pig!!! 🎩🐷 this dude can fly, and if u ride him, he’ll take u to the land of infinite tacos! 🌮 like, you’ll NEVER run out! perfect for when you’re feelin snacky and need something to munch while you build ur 7-star hotel made of cake!!
oh oh oh!!!! 🚀 we also have the annual competition for the most insane roller coaster, and trust me, last year’s winner used a portal to the nether and ended up in space. i mean, like, who doesn’t wanna ride a coaster that SCREAMS while facing a wither???!!!
and beware of the creeper festival!!! 🎉💣 they drop confetti bombs instead of explosions!! but don’t be fooled, they’ll accidentally scare the life out of u while lookin cute, but it’s okay – we all need a little heart attack once in a while, right?!
so grab ur pickaxe and come join the chaos! come for the crazy parties, stay for the flying pigs and learn the riddle of the sheep! u won’t regret it!!! 🚀🎉💎✨ BE THERE OR BEE SQUARE!!! 🟦
we have so much fat loot and epic adventures waiting for you, you’ll be like a pig in a mud bath. and don’t worry about that dysfunctional enzyme, our server will cure all your minecraft woes faster than you can say “diamonds are a creeper’s best friend.”
join us now and experience the thrill of nonalcoholic fatty liver disease like never before. trust us, you won’t regret it. so grab your pickaxe and get ready for the ride of your minecraft life!
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Graves | When you die, your items will be placed on the ground using your player head and the coordinates will be shown to prevent item loss. |
| One player sleep | Only one player is needed to change night to day. |
| Offhand on Bedrock | Ability to offhand on Bedrock edition by holding a block and clicking on any emote. |
A: Yes, this server supports cross play between Java and Bedrock editions.
A: When a player dies, their items are dropped with their player head as a grave marker and coordinates are shown to locate the items.
A: No, the Offhand feature on Bedrock edition is limited to holding blocks and clicking on emotes. Some blocks may have buggy behavior.
A: The server will start once a decent amount of players have joined. Join now to be a part of the starting group!
Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon is jealous. With a community crazier than a pack of wolves on a full moon night, you’ll never be bored. Plus, our mods are more powerful than a fully enchanted diamond sword.
So come join us on our server and experience the adventure of a lifetime. Who needs diamonds when you can have friends as precious as emeralds? See you in the game, and remember, keep mining and crafting!
Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster in the End dimension. Our community is so awesome, even creepers are handing out high fives!
With updates crazier than a chicken riding a pig, you’ll never get bored on our server. Plus, our in-game events are more epic than a diamond sword with sharpness 1000!
So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, at least you’ll have a hilarious story to tell your friends about the time you got wrecked by a pack of zombie villagers.
Just like the OP’s half sister, you’ll have the opportunity to yell at other players for the smallest things, start unnecessary fights, and hold grudges for years. And who knows, maybe you’ll even inherit a family heirloom that will haunt you forever!
Join now for a chance to experience the most dysfunctional Minecraft server out there. Who needs peace and harmony when you can have chaos and drama? Don’t miss out on all the fun – join today!
Join our server for a chance to ride on rainbow-colored llamas while battling flying pigs armed with diamond swords. Build your own castle made entirely of cheese and defend it from hordes of zombie chickens. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of chocolate.
So why settle for a basic Minecraft server when you can join ours and experience the thrill of anal for the first time (metaphorically speaking, of course)? Join now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other!
Join us and unleash your inner mischief maker as you pull off epic pranks on unsuspecting players. From filling their houses with chickens to turning their entire base into a giant cake, the possibilities are endless!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Prankster Gangster Gang, a group of players known for their outrageous pranks and hilarious antics. Join them if you dare, but be prepared for the chaos that ensues!
So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and become a master prankster in the wackiest Minecraft server around? Join now and let the pranking begin!
