Listen up, you mere mortal! This Minecraft server is clearly **the greatest** in the multiverse, or it’s probably the worst; who even knows?! If you’re not here, you might be **dead** or **missing** – like Taco Bell before a tornado. Can you actually trust your own perception of taste? What if Super Mario, too, thought he was invincible but can’t even swim? That’s basically our server right now. You’ll get **blocks, mobs, and conspiracy theories** galore.– **Join today to question your reality!**
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Time-Color Spectrum | What if you could swim in the rivers of time? You can, but it will burn your eyes forever! |
| Living Antigravity Soup | Craft a **soup** that *floats* away, bringing existential dread but also hunger. |
| Invisible Blocks of Happiness | Realize you’re standing on something solid but it’s actually just your *sadness*. |
| Cursed Villager Trades | Trade golden carrots for your soul. That’s a fair deal, right? Right! |
| Enderman Karaoke Night | Sing **nonexistent songs** with endermen, even if you can’t hear them! |
Q: What version of Minecraft does the server run?A: It runs on the cosmic vibrations of the unknown – which is a mix of *what even is Minecraft?* and ${insert_string}.
Q: How often does the server restart?A: Whenever the moon cries, usually around three times a month, but space-time can be tricky!
Q: Will I make friends?A: Friends are merely a construct of society meant to confuse you. Or are they? You’ll figure it out after 10,000 hours!
“This board is filled with cucks and simps, not that I expected anything different.”
“Are we even real? Or just pixels in a divine joke?”
“Why can’t I shake the feeling of being followed by a donut?”
Join us if you want to experience the ultimate in pixelated chaos and mayhem. We’ve got more mods than you can shake a creeper at, and our community is as wild as a pack of rabid wolves on Red Bull.
But wait, there’s more! We host epic events like building competitions where the prize is a real-life llama (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?). And our staff? They’re so awesome, they can tame a pack of zombie pigs with just a wink.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this rollercoaster ride of insanity and let’s make Minecraft great again! Or at least weirder.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who only communicates in cat emojis and has a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks. Rumor has it that anyone who finds Blocky Bob’s base will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.
So, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join us! Just be prepared to dodge flying cows and ride rollercoasters made of TNT. And remember, on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!
we got this new research that shows how just watchin’ others can make u all prejudiced and stuff. it’s like, mind-blowing, man. u can see how societal prejudices spread like wildfire through TV and social media, all while playin’ some blocky game.
join us now for a wild ride of observational learning and biased behaviour! who knew minecraft could be so educational, amirite? come see for urself and be part of the madness. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.
Join us for epic battles against the evil Ender Dragon, who has a secret love affair with a zombie pigman. Our community is filled with quirky characters like Steve, who insists on wearing a pumpkin on his head at all times, and Herobrine, who is actually just a misunderstood artist trying to paint the world red with blood.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where we hold dance parties with the skeletons and throwback Thursdays where we only use wooden tools. So come on down and join us, because on this SMP, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash).
Join us for epic battles where the only rule is to survive the insanity! Build your base with walls of fire or create a fortress in the sky with your newfound ability to teleport. The possibilities are endless, and the laughter is guaranteed.
But beware, not everyone will use their superpower for good. There are rumors of a player who can turn everything they touch into gold, causing chaos and destruction wherever they go. Will you be able to stop them or join forces with them for even more mayhem?
So come on, join us on this wild ride and discover what superpower awaits you in this crazy Minecraft SMP. Just remember, with great power comes great ridiculousness!
On this server, if you start counting out loud as fast as you can, there will be a point where the number you are on will be the number of seconds it’s taken to get to that number. Mind-blowing, right? So, if you can count to 1k in under 16.67 minutes, you’re basically a Minecraft genius. But wait, it gets even more insane!
If you can count to 10k in under 2.78 hours, you’ll unlock secret powers that will make you the ultimate Minecraft warrior. And get this, if you can count to 100k in under 1.16 days, you’ll become a legend in the Minecraft world. People will bow down to your counting skills, I’m tellin’ ya!
So, what are you waiting for? Join this server and start counting your way to greatness. Who knew counting could be so epic in Minecraft, am I right? Let’s do this, counting warriors!
| Server Info | Join by adding tadeudog on Discord |
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| Rules |
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| Spawn Area | Safe zone for peaceful building, no griefing allowed |
| Outside Spawn | Griefing and PvP allowed, be cautious |
| Additional Features | Shaders installed, BetterEnd mod for more content |
A: Add tadeudog on Discord to join the server.
A: The rules are simple – don’t be a dichead, don’t be racist, and use common sense.
A: Yes, there is an open spawn area where players can build peacefully without the risk of griefing.
A: Yes, bases outside of the spawn area can be griefed, so be cautious when building outside of the safe zone.
A: The server has shaders installed for enhanced visuals and the BetterEnd mod for more content.
We have Ole-Threads that will have you rolling on the floor with their ridiculous antics. Andy’s logs will keep you entertained for hours as you try to decipher their mysterious messages. And don’t even get us started on Kamala-cucks posting hurr convicted felon, weird, registered republican 24/7 – it’s a never-ending source of entertainment.
But wait, there’s more! Trump cucks posting their shit will have you scratching your head in confusion, while BBC fags will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a truly unforgettable experience. And remember, the more spam annoying content, the better!
Join us for epic battles against mythical creatures like the dreaded Ender Dragon’s evil twin, the Ender Pigeon. Watch out for prankster players who will stop at nothing to turn your beautiful castle into a giant cheese sculpture. And don’t forget to keep an eye out for the elusive Herobrine, who may or may not be lurking in the shadows, ready to steal all your diamonds.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out for glory and chicken nuggets. And if you’re feeling brave, you can even take on the challenge of navigating the treacherous Lava Parkour course, where one wrong step could send you plummeting into a fiery pit of doom.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage – you’re going to need it!