Listen up, you mere mortal! This Minecraft server is clearly the greatest in the multiverse, or it’s probably the worst; who even knows?! If you’re not here, you might be dead or missing – like Taco Bell before a tornado. Can you actually trust your own perception of taste? What if Super Mario, too, thought he was invincible but can’t even swim? That’s basically our server right now. You’ll get blocks, mobs, and conspiracy theories galore.– Join today to question your reality!
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Time-Color Spectrum | What if you could swim in the rivers of time? You can, but it will burn your eyes forever! |
| Living Antigravity Soup | Craft a soup that *floats* away, bringing existential dread but also hunger. |
| Invisible Blocks of Happiness | Realize you’re standing on something solid but it’s actually just your *sadness*. |
| Cursed Villager Trades | Trade golden carrots for your soul. That’s a fair deal, right? Right! |
| Enderman Karaoke Night | Sing nonexistent songs with endermen, even if you can’t hear them! |
Q: What version of Minecraft does the server run?A: It runs on the cosmic vibrations of the unknown – which is a mix of *what even is Minecraft?* and ${insert_string}.
Q: How often does the server restart?A: Whenever the moon cries, usually around three times a month, but space-time can be tricky!
Q: Will I make friends?A: Friends are merely a construct of society meant to confuse you. Or are they? You’ll figure it out after 10,000 hours!
“This board is filled with cucks and simps, not that I expected anything different.”
“Are we even real? Or just pixels in a divine joke?”
“Why can’t I shake the feeling of being followed by a donut?”
Join us if you want to experience the ultimate in pixelated chaos and mayhem. We’ve got more mods than you can shake a creeper at, and our community is as wild as a pack of rabid wolves on Red Bull.
But wait, there’s more! We host epic events like building competitions where the prize is a real-life llama (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?). And our staff? They’re so awesome, they can tame a pack of zombie pigs with just a wink.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this rollercoaster ride of insanity and let’s make Minecraft great again! Or at least weirder.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who only communicates in cat emojis and has a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks. Rumor has it that anyone who finds Blocky Bob’s base will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.
So, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join us! Just be prepared to dodge flying cows and ride rollercoasters made of TNT. And remember, on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!
we got this new research that shows how just watchin’ others can make u all prejudiced and stuff. it’s like, mind-blowing, man. u can see how societal prejudices spread like wildfire through TV and social media, all while playin’ some blocky game.
join us now for a wild ride of observational learning and biased behaviour! who knew minecraft could be so educational, amirite? come see for urself and be part of the madness. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.
One of our favorite rules to break is building structures taller than the sky limit. We believe that the sky’s the limit, quite literally, and we encourage players to defy gravity and build towering skyscrapers that reach the heavens. Who needs rules when you can reach for the stars?
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground club where players can engage in illegal potion brewing and enchanting. Who needs to follow the rules of the land when you can brew potions that turn you into a flying pig or enchant your sword to shoot fireballs?
So come join our server and break all the rules in the most epic and hilarious ways possible. Who knows what kind of mischief and mayhem you’ll get up to in our crazy world of Minecraft!
Welcome to The Crafty Table! We are a small scale, semi-vanilla, survival server with our own creative world. Our community will welcome you with open arms.
We recently did a hard reset of our server for 1.21.1! Meaning there is plenty of unclaimed land to explore.
Our plugins:
| Plugins |
|---|
| Lands |
| Shop |
| Worldguard |
| Multiverse |
| Chat feelings |
| Gsit |
| Dynmap |
| BlazeandCaves Advancements |
What makes us unique?
One of our biggest unique features is our democracy on the server. We allow our players a lot of influence over our world, from plugin suggestions and rules to expansions and our staffing team, if you have an opinion on what you would like to see change on the server our ears are open.
We host proposals through our Discord where you can put forward such changes which are then discussed and voted on by our community in our meetings at 8pm GMT on Saturdays.
We also host a monthly MVP vote for your chance to highlight outstanding players of TCT.
Key links:
TCT News: We now have a raid world that resets monthly for resource gathering and exploration so that our main world can continue to be a hub for our player’s fantastic projects.
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| What type of server is TCT? | TCT is a small scale, semi-vanilla survival server with its own creative world. |
| What plugins does TCT use? | TCT uses plugins such as Lands, Shop, Worldguard, Multiverse, Chat feelings, Gsit, Dynmap, and BlazeandCaves Advancements for socializing and convenience. |
| How does the community influence TCT? | TCT allows players to suggest changes and vote on proposals through Discord, as well as host a monthly MVP vote to highlight outstanding players. |
| Are there any special events on TCT? | TCT now has a raid world that resets monthly for resource gathering and exploration. |
We got all the crazy builds, the epic PvP battles, and the dankest memes you’ll ever see in your life.
Don’t waste your time watching VTubers, come hang out with us and experience a whole new level of virtual insanity.
Join now and let’s create some epic memories together, bro!
Join our server and experience a world where even the most two-dimensional players are welcomed with open arms. And who knows, maybe you’ll even receive a compliment about your lovely father while you’re at it!
So come on down to our server and leave rudeness at the door – unless, of course, you’re looking to be called a “jerk” from above. But hey, who doesn’t love a little drama in their Minecraft adventures?
Our server is so chill that even if someone tries to block your way, you can just build a giant wall around their car and keep on cruising. No need to worry about karma striking back, because on our server, karma is just a cute little sheep wandering around.
So come join us and leave all your IRL drama behind. Build, explore, and have a blast in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is running out of diamonds (but don’t worry, we have plenty to go around)!
Join us and experience the most mind-blowing builds and redstone contraptions you’ve ever seen, all thanks to the power of post nut clarity. We’ve got a secret underground society of players who communicate solely through interpretive dance because that’s just how clear our minds are.
And get this, there’s a legendary diamond pickaxe hidden somewhere on the map that can only be found by someone in the ultimate post nut clarity state. Will you be the one to find it and unlock its true power? Join now and find out!
But beware, there’s a group of evil villagers who have harnessed the power of post nut clarity for their own nefarious purposes. Will you join forces with them or stand against their dastardly plans? The choice is yours, but remember, only those in the post nut clarity state can truly decide their fate on this wild and wacky server. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the nutty adventures begin!
we have a secret underground city filled with diamond armor-wearing villagers who will trade you enchanted items for a stack of dirt.
if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary golden sheep that poops out blocks of solid gold.
but beware, there are rumors of a giant creeper boss that roams the land, ready to explode your hard work into oblivion.
come join us and defy the laws of physics in the most chaotic and hilarious minecraft server ever created.