Grounding MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

PartyPooperVinylVillain

bullying, prank, Party, high school, teenage behavior

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your son’s shenanigans? Look no further! Our server is so lit, even Mac Miller would approve.

Join us for a wild ride where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventure. Build your own empire, battle monsters, and make new friends who won’t ruin your vinyl collection.

Forget about being grounded or dealing with rude teenagers, on our server, the only thing you’ll be crashing out is creeper parties. So come on, join us and leave all the drama behind. Because in the world of Minecraft, the only thing you’ll be bullying is zombies. Let’s block and roll, baby!

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HairCraftedPunishments

dance competition, HairCraftedPunishments, Nationals, paramore, rules

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as neon orange hair? Look no further! Join our server for a truly electrifying experience that will leave you feeling as bright as Alexis’ hair!

Compete in dance-offs with other players, just like Alexis at her nationals competition! Show off your moves and earn the title of ultimate dance champion.

And don’t worry about any crazy hair dye mishaps like Alexis – on our server, you can dye your hair any color you want, no rules here! Whether you want neon orange, bright pink, or even rainbow stripes, the choice is yours.

Join now and let your creativity run wild, just like Alexis’ hair dye escapade. Who knows, maybe you’ll even catch the eye of a Paramore-loving player who shares your love for all things colorful!

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ParentalPunishCraft

timeout, ParentalPunishCraft, Parental authority, childhood memories, consequences

Are your parents constantly grounding you for playing too much Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, the worst punishment you’ll get is being forced to build a giant statue of your mom out of diamonds! Join us for a wild ride of crazy builds, epic battles, and maybe even a few surprise visits from Herobrine himself. So come on down and join us, where the only thing you’ll be grounded from is reality!

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Touch Grass Minecraft SMP

Touch, mental health, reconnecting with nature, sensory experience, grounding

Are you tired of touching grass alone? Do you yearn for the thrill of touching grass with others by your side? Look no further, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a whole community dedicated to touching grass together!

Join us and experience the exhilarating sensation of touching grass in unison as we embark on epic quests to find the rarest blades of grass and battle against evil mobs who are trying to prevent us from feeling the soft, ticklish blades beneath our feet.

But beware, for rumors say that there is a secret underground society of grass-haters who will stop at nothing to sabotage our grass-touching endeavors. Will you join us in our quest to protect and cherish the grass, or will you succumb to the dark side and become a grass-hater yourself? The choice is yours, adventurer. Touch grass with us, or touch grass alone forever.

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Mom’s banhammer for sneaking out

Disobedience, spanking, family, Childhood, rules

Join our Minecraft server and experience punishments like never before! Forget getting grounded or having your phone taken away, on our server, if you break the rules, you’ll be forced to mine obsidian with a wooden pickaxe for hours on end!

One player tried to grief another player’s house and ended up getting turned into a block of dirt for a whole week. Let’s just say they learned their lesson real quick!

So come join us on our server, where the punishments are as wild as the creepers and the fun never stops!

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TechTakedown: NoMoreMinecraft

ipad, apple watch, TechTakedown, laptop, iPhone

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep your son off Reddit and away from posting outrageous stories? Look no further! Our server is so addicting, he won’t even have time to think about fake stories or sexist remarks.

Join our server and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is gathering resources and building epic structures. No time for sexism or racism here, just good old-fashioned fun!

Plus, if your son tries to sneak back onto Reddit, we have a special plugin that will teleport him straight into a pit of creepers. It’s the perfect punishment for those who can’t resist the allure of fake internet points.

So come join us on the most epic Minecraft server around, where the only drama is whether or not you can survive the night. Trust us, your son will thank you for it (eventually).

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Touching Grass Minecraft Server

Tranquility, Relaxation, GRASS, grounding, healthy living

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of being cooped up in your dark, dingy Minecraft caves all day? Well, fear not because on our server, we guarantee you’ll be touching grass in no time! That’s right, we have a special feature where every player gets teleported to a beautiful grassy field every hour to recharge their virtual vitamin D levels.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken boss that drops diamond-encrusted eggs for you to use as weapons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden Hot Dog Forest, where trees are made of hot dogs and the rivers flow with ketchup.

Join us now for a wild ride of epic proportions, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). So what are you waiting for? Come touch some grass and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

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Binge Craft: Friends Theme Song

tv show, 90s, comedy, song, binge watching

LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, IT’S LIKE FRIENDS BUT WITH CREEPERS AND DIAMONDS! WE GOT A CENTRAL PERK CAFE WHERE YOU CAN SIP ON POTIONS AND CHAT WITH YOUR MINECRAFT BUDDIES.

YOU CAN BUILD YOUR OWN APARTMENT JUST LIKE IN THE SHOW, BUT WATCH OUT FOR PHOEBE’S SINGING CREEPERS AND ROSS’ ANGRY REDSTONE MACHINES.

WE EVEN HAVE A GUNTHER NPC WHO SELLS COFFEE AND SASSY COMMENTS.

SO IF YOU WANNA HANG OUT WITH YOUR MINECRAFT MATES AND LIVE OUT YOUR FRIENDS FANTASIES, JOIN US NOW!

SMELLY CAT, SMELLY CAT, WHAT ARE THEY FEEDING YOU? DIAMONDS, OBVIOUSLY.

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SonOverDaughterCraft

sibling rivalry, Trust, Fairness, perspective, Communication

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your family’s Thanksgiving dinner? Join our server for some epic family feuds and intense sibling rivalry!

Just like in this wild family story, you’ll have to navigate through conflicts and misunderstandings to come out on top. Will you be Team Jenny or Team George? Choose wisely, because the stakes are high in this server!

With unexpected plot twists and emotional rollercoasters, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. Plus, you’ll learn valuable life lessons about communication and empathy while battling it out with your fellow players.

So if you’re ready for a gaming experience that’s more intense than a dent in the roof of your wife’s car, join our server now! Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama right at your fingertips in Minecraft?

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BlockPartyMC – Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Resentment, Dysfunctional family, Grief, Family secrets

Are you tired of family drama and awkward parties? Join our Minecraft server where the only family drama you’ll encounter is when someone steals your diamonds! No need to worry about answering uncomfortable questions or dealing with messy family dynamics. Our server is a safe space for all players to escape reality and build their dream world.

Forget about grounded for weeks or being forced to attend boring parties. On our server, the only thing you’ll be grounded from is flying with your Elytra and the only party you’ll attend is a creeper party (watch out for those explosions!).

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the real world drama behind. We promise you won’t have to deal with any affair scandals or family feuds here, just good old-fashioned Minecraft fun!

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