grounded 2023 Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Blocky Booty Adventure

action, Adventure, Anime, anticipation, blocky, BOOTY, Cliffhanger, COMEBACK, fan theories, long wait, Luffy, Manga, Mystery, one piece, plot twist, RETURN, shonen jump, speculation, Straw Hat Pirates, unanswered questions, unresolved, unresolved plot points

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	7771
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Farms Harvested:	337	Void Armor Forged:	16
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Join our Minecraft server and find out why Steve is never coming back! Maybe he got lost in the nether trying to find diamonds, or maybe he accidentally fell into a pit of creeper poop. Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll have a blast trying to solve the mystery!

We have custom biomes that will make you question if you’re still playing Minecraft or if you’ve been transported to a magical land filled with rainbow llamas and flying pigs. And don’t even get us started on our mini-games – they’re so addictive, you’ll forget to eat in real life!

So why wait? Join our server now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community this side of the End Portal! Who knows, you might even run into Steve and ask him what his fucking problem was.

Ex-GF’s Revenge: Minecraft Madness

10/10, attraction, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Decision making, Dilemma, Ethics, ex girlfriend, ExGFs, Friend, friendship, high school, Honesty, loyalty, loyalty dilemma, madness, Messaging, Minecraft, relationships, Respect, Revenge, temptation

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	2457
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Votes:	4829
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Dragons Tamed:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	52	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Farms Harvested:	487
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where drama unfolds like never before! Imagine this: you’re minding your own business, mining some diamonds, when suddenly the ex-girlfriend of your high school buddy slides into your DMs. She’s a solid 10/10 and you’re torn between wanting to smash and not wanting to ruin the bro code.

But fear not, on our server, we have a solution for every dilemma. Join us and navigate through these sticky situations with skill and grace. Who knows, you might even find love in a blocky world filled with creepers and skeletons.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the drama unfold in ways you never thought possible. Trust us, it’s going to be a wild ride.

RussianCraft: Blame it on the Russians!

accusations, AMERICANS, Blame, Brits, Conflict, Diplomacy, Fault, finger-pointing, French, geopolitical tensions, Germans, Global Issues, international relations, Lithuanians, Politics, RESPONSIBILITY, RussianCraft, russians, scapegoating, world affairs

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	7726
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Runes Activated:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Magical Moments Shared:	24

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us and blame everything on THE RUSSIANS, THE GERMANS, THE LITHUANIANS, THE AMERICANS, THE BRITS, and THE FRENCH!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret underground tunnels leading to treasure chests full of diamonds and enchanted gear. Rumor has it, there’s even a hidden portal to a parallel universe where pigs ride on top of creepers!

Don’t miss out on the chance to build your own kingdom and declare war on neighboring kingdoms for control of the server. Will you be a peaceful ruler or a tyrannical dictator? The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the chaos begin!

Blocky Banter

banter, blocky, Closure, Completed, Conclusion, done, End.., Finale, finality, finished, je konec, Over.., resolution, Termination, the end, Ultimate, ultimate closure, ultimate conclusion, ultimate ending, ultimate finale, ultimate resolution, ultimate termination

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	4336
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Towns Built:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	6655	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Dragons Tamed:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Welcome to our wacky and wild Minecraft server! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because we have unicorns riding pigs, giant chickens that lay diamonds, and cows that can breakdance!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary cheeseburger of power or rescue the princess from the evil clutches of a creeper king.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to talking squids that give out valuable loot and friendly zombies who just want to dance.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the craziest and most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!

Zombie Apocalypse: Where’s Our Girl?

Apocalypse, girl, Wheres, zombie

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	522
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you will encounter the most beautiful creatures you have ever seen! Imagine riding a majestic unicorn through fields of rainbow sheep, while being serenaded by singing dolphins. Yes, this is the kind of magical world you will find on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of ninja turtles who are experts in crafting diamond swords and fighting off creepers. Join forces with them and become a hero in this epic adventure!

So why should you join our server? Because where else can you find a place where dragons play volleyball with Endermen, and where you can build a rollercoaster that takes you through a lava waterfall? Only on our server, of course!

Come join us and experience the madness and beauty of our Minecraft world. Who knows what other surprises await you? See you there!

RedditRageCraft: Where your account may vanish, but the fun never does!

account deletion, account security, Account.., COOKIES, Cyber Security, data privacy, Data Protection, digital footprint, Fun, internet, internet browsing, moving house, new account, online activity, Online Community, online identity, online presence, personal information, reddit, RedditRageCraft, social media, Technology, user account, vanish

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	9276
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Animals Bred:	134
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where even Reddit accounts can’t last as long as our players! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected surprises.

Our server is so awesome, it will make you forget about moving houses and clearing cookies. Who needs a new Reddit account when you can join us and have the time of your life?

Come on in and see for yourself why everyone is talking about our server. From building giant statues of llamas to battling evil zombie unicorns, there’s never a dull moment here.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, maybe your Reddit account will last longer this time around!

Crafty Cable Car City – Where Minecraft Meets Heights!

Aerial View, Architecture, Buildings, cable, cable car, CAR, city, city life, city view, cityscape, Crafty, Heights, high above, home town, landmarks, meets, Minecraft, panoramic, perspective, Scenic, SightSeeing, skyline, tourism, tourist attraction, Transportation, travel, Urban

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	4229
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	239	Mines Excavated:	4193

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever! Imagine soaring through the skies on a cable car while admiring the majestic views of our virtual home town.

Join us for a wild ride filled with zombie pigmen riding llamas, diamond blocks raining from the sky, and secret dungeons filled with creepers throwing party hats at you.

Build your own pixelated palace or team up with other players to create a giant hot dog made entirely out of tnt.

But beware, our server is also home to the legendary Enderdragon who loves to challenge players to dance battles for rare loot.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures of your life!

Forest Farts MC

Calliope Mori, crime, Dark, deadly, farts, Forest, Horror, investigation, Killer, marauder, midnight, mori, murder, Murderous Marauder, Mystery, Sinister, Suspense, Thread, Thriller, 森カリオペ

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	2988
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Dimension Hops:	13	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

Welcome to the Murderous Marauder of the Midnight, Calliope Mori Minecraft server, where chaos reigns and insanity thrives! Join us if you dare, for a wild ride through a world filled with danger, mystery, and mayhem.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that deep within the darkest depths of our server, there lies a hidden treasure guarded by a pack of zombie llamas who will stop at nothing to protect their precious loot. Only the bravest and most skilled players have been able to uncover this treasure, and those who do are rewarded with riches beyond their wildest dreams.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a notorious group of griefers who roam the land, causing chaos and destruction wherever they go. Will you join forces with them, or will you stand against them and defend the innocent villagers who call this server home?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join the Murderous Marauder of the Midnight, Calliope Mori Minecraft server today and embark on a journey unlike any other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen.

RadicalCraft: Bringing Back the 90s Vibe

90s, Alternative, boy bands, bringing, childhood memories, classic, fashion, gen-x, girl groups, grunge, iconic, MTV, Music, Nostalgia, old school, pop culture, RadicalCraft, Retro, Throwback, trends, VIBE, vintage, y2k

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	7555
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server ever! We’ve got so many 90s vibes you’ll feel like you’re back in the era of slap bracelets and Tamagotchis.

Join us for some epic adventures and build your own nostalgic paradise with pixelated graphics that will make you feel like you’re playing on a Game Boy Color.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret levels and hidden treasures that will make you feel like you’re in a real-life video game. Plus, our community is so awesome that you’ll make friends faster than you can say “Talk to the hand.”

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this radical journey and experience the most 90s shit ever!

CraftyCommies: No Ukrainians, Nazis, or Nafos Allowed!

Allowed, Bigotry, CraftyCommies, dangerous ideology, discrimination, divisive messaging, extremism, harmful beliefs, harmful language, harmful rhetoric, Hate Speech, intolerance, Manipulation, NAFO, Nafos, nazi, Nazis, Need, prejudice, Propaganda, racism, radicalization, UKRAINIAN, ukrainians, violence

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	6624
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

Welcome to our totally not politically incorrect Minecraft server! Are you ready to embark on a wild adventure where you can unleash your inner Ukrainian nazi? Join us for some questionable roleplay and hilarious shenanigans as we conquer the virtual world in style.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you’ll have the chance to ride flying pigs and battle zombie llamas with your trusty diamond-studded banana sword. Don’t forget to collect unicorn poop for extra points!

So why wait? Join us now and become the ultimate Ukrainian nazi in the Minecraft universe. Who knew being politically incorrect could be so much fun?