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Minecraft SMP: The Blocky Banter Brigade

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	7402
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Emeralds Found:	7862
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	51

Hey there gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and the ability to shoot fireballs out of your hands. Join us and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior, fighting off creepers with your trusty pet llama sidekick.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Anon’s Block Party: Server 77180708

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	2321
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Villages Defended:	17
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Crops Grown:	4634
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	5

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a secret diamond mine that led to a hidden world filled with talking llamas and dancing creepers. But that’s not all! Our server also has a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the clouds, where you can battle flying pigs with laser swords!

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to participate in our weekly dragon races, where you can ride on the back of a fire-breathing dragon and compete against other players for the title of Dragon Master!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most INSANE Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

DickCraft: Where you’ll find out what really made you realize you like dick

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	8142
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Welcome to our fabulous Minecraft server where the question “What made you realize you like dick?” is a thing of the past! Join us for a wild ride filled with rainbow-colored sheep, unicorn mounts, and explosive chickens that shoot fireballs out of their butts!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Disco Dungeon, where players can battle it out on the dance floor for epic loot and bragging rights. And don’t forget about our enchanted hot tubs that grant players special powers like the ability to fly or turn invisible.

So why hesitate? Join us now and discover a world where anything is possible, including finding out what made you realize you like dick (spoiler alert: it was probably the magic mushrooms).

TaiwanCraft: Where even the creepers are confused about geography!

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	3234
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	New Chunks Explored:	550386
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Crops Grown:	7594	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where you can escape the shithole that is Taiwan and join a world of endless possibilities!

Join us because we have unicorns riding rainbows and leprechauns guarding our treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds.

Our server is so amazing that even the rich Taiwanese are leaving their mansions behind to join us in the quest for pixelated glory.

Don’t miss out on the chance to build a castle made of cheese or ride a giant chicken into battle against the evil creepers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and leave the shithole of Taiwan behind for good!

Blocky McBlockface: The LOLcraft Server

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	6304
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	22	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	38	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Mines Excavated:	2240	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28

Attention all Minecraft players! Are you tired of the same old races in the game? Well, have no fear because a NEW RACE has just dropped on our server – the gay bird people! Yes, you heard that right, you can now soar through the skies and build your nest in the clouds.

But wait, there’s more! These bird people come with customizable features, so you can make your character truly unique. Want rainbow feathers and sparkly wings? No problem! The possibilities are endless.

Join our server now and immerse yourself in a world where you can fly high and conquer the skies with your fabulous feathered friends. Don’t miss out on this EPIC opportunity to be part of the gay bird revolution!

FloodCraft: Dubai Edition

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	3394
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Dimension Hops:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	843	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Buildings Constructed:	15	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the chaos of real life disasters like biblical flooding in Dubai caused by a rich dude who left his faucet on too long! 🌊💰

Join our server and build your own virtual Dubai without worrying about climate change or cloud seeding ruining your plans. 🏗️☀️

Explore our vast world filled with luxurious skyscrapers and golden deserts, where you can create your own oasis of wealth and power. 💎🏜️

Don’t miss out on the chance to join our server and escape to a world where you can be the master of your own destiny, no matter how ridiculous or outrageous it may be! 🤪🎮

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start building your own Dubai of dreams! 💫🏙️

CraftyCreeperz – Where Endermen Wear Bowties

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	1948
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Potions Brewed:	27	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	42

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old quests and events? Well, look no further because on our server, you can participate in SCHALE Settlement Task with General Student Council, where you’ll have to balance Schale’s books while fending off crazy creatures!

But wait, there’s more! How about joining the Shibasaki Ramen Part-Time Guide Mission where you’ll be serving up ramen to hungry Minecraft characters? It’s a ramen-tastic adventure you won’t want to miss!

And if that’s not enough excitement for you, get ready for the Grand Assault: Gregorius (Indoors – Torment w/Heavy Armor) event where you’ll face off against the toughest foes wearing heavy armor. It’s a battle like no other!

But that’s not all, on our server, you can also join the Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council event where you’ll be crunching numbers and fighting off enemies at the same time. It’s a multitasking extravaganza!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures in the Minecraft universe!

JesusCraft: Where converting for diamonds is totally acceptable!

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	7685
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Mines Excavated:	3453
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Dragons Tamed:	7

Are you tired of mining and crafting alone in Minecraft? Are you looking for a server that will not only provide endless fun, but also help you find love? Look no further than our epic Minecraft server!

Join us and you might just meet the Christian girl of your dreams with traditional values. Who cares if you don’t believe in God? Love knows no bounds in our world!

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with magical unicorns that drop diamonds instead of rainbows, talking pigs that give out enchanted weapons, and friendly creepers that just want to give you a hug.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the weird and wonderful world of Minecraft like never before!

Gamerz Reborn: The Minecraft Server of Epicness

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	7280
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Towns Built:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a stack of bedrock? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens that rain down TNT, zombie villagers that break out into dance parties, and cows that can fly (yes, you read that right!).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. Will you be able to out-dance the Diamond Pig and claim its treasure?

If that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of super-powered llamas that shoot laser beams from their eyes? Or the fact that our ender dragons have been trained to perform synchronized swimming routines in the Nether?

So why did it flop, you ask? Because it’s just too darn EPIC for the average player to handle. Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by those explosive chickens).

Crafty AF: ‘how do i git gud?’

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	1830
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Love Letters Sent:	19

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the creepers are always dancing and the zombies have impeccable fashion sense! Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs) and diamonds rain from the sky (watch out below!).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground society of llamas who run a black market for rare items. Don’t worry, they only spit at you if you try to haggle too much.

So come join us on our server for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can have llama black markets and flying pigs?

CreepinCraft: Where the blocks have eyes

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	5290
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Buildings Constructed:	47	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Picture this: you log in and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs can fly and sheep can breakdance. Yes, you heard that right! Our server is filled with madness and mayhem at every turn.

But wait, there’s more! How about a treasure hunt where you have to battle a dancing creeper to get to the loot? Or maybe you’d prefer to join a unicorn parade through the enchanted forest?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: on our server, you can ride a llama into battle while wearing a sparkly tutu and wielding a diamond sword.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.