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Minecraft SMP: The Blocky Banter Brigade

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	6700
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	118	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Alien Abductions:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Hey there gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and the ability to shoot fireballs out of your hands. Join us and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior, fighting off creepers with your trusty pet llama sidekick.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

StateOfCraft SMP

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	5775
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Potions Brewed:	51
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is the bomb-diggity! We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s jewelry box and more epic builds than a castle made of Jell-O.

Join our server and you’ll be living in the best state in the USA – Minecraftia! Our state has all the amenities you could ever want, from pixelated palm trees to virtual volleyball courts. Plus, our state bird is a chicken that lays golden eggs.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself visits our server every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off. And if you win, you get a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most epic state in the USA!

CreepinLaughsMC

amusing, Chuckle, Comical, CreepinLaughsMC, creepy, Experience, fear, fright, funny, ghost, Haunted, hilarious, humor, jocular, LAUGH, nerve-wracking, Scary, spine-chilling, spine-tingling., spooky, Terror

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	9901
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3612	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Void Armor Forged:	15

Have you ever been mining in Minecraft, just minding your own business, when suddenly a creeper sneaks up behind you and blows you sky high? Well, on our server, we have creeper-proof armor that will make those green pests run away in fear!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who loves to photobomb your screenshots and photobomb your selfies. Join our server and see if you can snap a pic with the elusive dragon!

And if you’re feeling brave, take a trip to the Nether where you’ll find a secret portal to the land of dancing skeletons and singing zombies. Trust us, it’s a party you won’t want to miss!

So come join us on our server, where the only thing scarier than a creeper explosion is missing out on all the fun!

UkraineCraft: Pentagon oopsie!

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	4690
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, the Pentagon be finding accounting errors worth $2 billion in aid for Ukraine, but who cares bout that when u can be building epic castles and battling creepers with ur squad on this lit server! Trust me, the craziness of this server will make u forget all about them boring real world problems. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself be roaming around causing chaos, so u gotta join quick before he destroys everything! Join now and let the madness begin!

WranglerCraft: Where Your Ass Says WoW

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	9524
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9

hey u, ya u with the wrangler jeans. u know wat? if u join our minecraft server, ur ass will say WoW too. cuz on our server, we got magical wrangler jeans that give ur character a big ol’ W on both butt cheeks. so when u walk around, everyone will be like “damn, look at that ass, it’s sayin WoW!” join now for the most epic butt designs in minecraft history.

DucksMC Network

Custom, DucksMC, Minecraft, Network, Survival

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	3792
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Do you want to have fun? Join our Minecraft server, where you can play with your friends in modes like Survival Custom and many more. We look forward to seeing you!

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Surviving Insane Anarchy: Where you can build empires with guns, turrets, and jobs in the chaos of New York City!

AdvancedCrates, AdvancedItems, AdvancedMobs, Anarchy, BarbedWire, BUILD, Chaos, Chestsort, city, ComplexTurrets, CrazyAuctions, DailyRewardsPlus, DeathTransfer, DecentHolograms, Discordsrv, EconomyShopGUI-Premium, Elevator, Empires, ExecutableItems, Factions, Guns, HeadDrop, INSANE, InventoryRollbackPlus, Itemsadder, Jobs, LuckyBounties, MechanicsCore, Minepacks, Surviving, turrets, York

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	5459
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Mythical Swords Crafted:	71	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Chimeras Created:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Buildings Constructed:	40
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Links	Discord	Store	Server IP

Overview	Soldiers In Arms (SIA) offers Turrets, Guns, Vehicles, Economy, Stock Market, Jobs, Custom Items, and more.

Server Details	90+ plugins	Decade+ of admin experience	Updated to version 1.21

	Empires: Red, Blue, Green, Yellow, etc.	Vassal Factions within Empires	Edict courthouse for governance

Key Plugins	AdvancedCrates	AdvancedEnchantments	BarbedWire	Factions	EconomyShopGUI-Premium	WorldGuard	and many more

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join the server by using the provided IP address in the Minecraft client.

Q: Are there specific rules on the server?

A: Yes, there are rules to ensure fair gameplay. Please refer to the server’s Discord or website for the full list of rules.

Q: Can I create my own faction or empire?

A: Yes, you can create your own faction or empire within the server’s gameplay mechanics.

Q: What is the economy system like on the server?

A: The server features an elaborate economy system that includes a stock market, jobs, and trading systems.

Q: Are there regular updates and events on the server?

A: Yes, the server is regularly updated to the latest Minecraft version, and events are hosted by the admin team.

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CraftyMex Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	9225
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Potions Brewed:	37	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further than our server, where the grass is always greener and the pigs fly! Literally, we have flying pigs all over the place, it’s like a bacon-filled sky circus.

Join us for the “hilo riley edishon” and experience the thrill of riding llamas into battle against an army of evil chickens. These chickens may look cute and innocent, but trust us, they’re plotting world domination. Only you and your trusty llama can save the day!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Cow, a mystical creature that poops out diamonds instead of milk. Just imagine the bling bling possibilities!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, llama battles, and diamond cow poop. It’s a Minecraft experience like no other!

Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Delightfully Funky Traders

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	6267
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Villages Defended:	13	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Welcome to /dft/ – Deranged Faggot Trannies! This Minecraft SMP is not for the faint of heart, as we embrace the chaos and craziness that comes with being a part of this server.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of never knowing what your dad’s fetishes are, because let’s be real, they’re probably wilder than a pack of rabid wolves. And remember, if you want to fit in here, you better not even think about jerking off – it’s a strict rule that we take very seriously.

In our latest edition, aptly titled “FUCK MY ASS”, things are bound to get even more insane. Who knows what kind of shenanigans will go down next? Will we build a giant statue of a butt? Will we have a dance party in the Nether? The possibilities are endless, and that’s what makes /dft/ the place to be for all your Minecraft adventures.

So come join us, if you dare. Just be prepared for anything and everything, because on this server, the only thing you can expect is the unexpected.

QueerCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	1281
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Magic Items Found:	7171
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Ores Mined:	9548	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	7469

Are you tired of dealing with homophobic relatives at family gatherings? Do you wish you could escape to a world where acceptance and fun reign supreme? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your own rainbow castle, ride unicorns, and slay dragons with your fabulous friends. Leave behind the drama of your family and immerse yourself in a world where love is love and everyone is welcome.

Don’t let your aunt’s wedding bring you down – come join us and let your true colors shine! Who needs a homophobic aunt when you can have a virtual family of supportive and loving players? Say goodbye to family drama and hello to endless fun on our server. Join now and let the good times roll!

DebtDramaCraft

BONUS, budgeting, Communication, credit card debt, DEBT, DebtDramaCraft, family finances, finances, financial responsibility, financial stress, financial transparency, Gaming, Guilt, long term debt, Marriage, Marriage dynamics, PS5, spending habits, stay-at-home dad, working mom

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	2704
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Meteorites Collected:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	201
Dragon Eggs Found:	523	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Crops Grown:	1578	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your dream world while dodging guilt trips and demands for PSN cards. Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax, away from spouses who think they deserve £200 a month for games and toys.

Embark on crazy quests and explore our virtual realm, where you won’t have to justify your spending or deal with passive-aggressive comments about your bonus from work. Build a castle, tame a dragon, do whatever your heart desires without someone breathing down your neck about debts and finances.

So come on, join us and leave behind the drama of real life for a world where the only thing you owe is your creativity and imagination. Plus, we promise no one will judge you for wanting to buy the whole collection of toys for your virtual son!