ground beef – New Minecraft Servers (March 2025)

DollarTreeDeliCraft
Bad Sister, beggars can’t be choosers, bills, Borrow, BROKE, Cash, dog, dollar tree, DollarTreeDeliCraft, emergency vet, food stamps, groceries, ground beef, health issues, Hungry, husband, Meatloaf, OFFENDED, payback, Rent, sister, Weed
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your sister’s grocery drama? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and crazy adventures.
We promise you won’t have to beg for food here, but you might have to fight off some zombies for your virtual meatloaf. Our server is so epic, even dollar store groceries won’t cut it – we only serve the finest virtual feasts fit for a gaming king or queen.
And don’t worry about lending virtual cash to your fellow players – our economy is rock solid and there’s no weed-smoking siblings to worry about. So come join us and leave the real-life drama behind – unless you want to bring it to the virtual world for some extra spicy gameplay!

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InLawCraft: Foodie Edition
burger, Controlling, delivery services, Edition, Fast, Food, foodie, Frustration, ground beef, Hunger, Hungry, in-laws, inconsiderate, InLawCraft, light eating, low-waste lifestyle, Ordering, overreacting, packaging, parmigiano, Pineapple, satiating, Soup
Looking for a Minecraft server that understands your hunger needs? Look no further! Our server is all about satisfying your cravings for adventure and fun. Just like this player’s partner, we may not always understand your hunger for excitement, but we will always provide you with the best virtual meals to keep you satisfied.
Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of mining for diamonds while munching on virtual burgers. Our community is filled with players who understand the importance of a hearty meal, even if it’s just in pixel form. Plus, we promise not to judge you for wanting something more than just a piece of parmigiano or pineapple.
So come on over and join us on this epic Minecraft journey. Who knows, you might even find a virtual feast waiting for you at the end of a long mining session. Just remember, on our server, hunger is always the key to a good time!

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Crafty McCraftFace
American cuisine, American invention, Chicago deep-dish pizza, Crafty, culinary influence, culinary innovation, cultural appropriation, curry, food history, food origins, ground beef, Italian Cuisine, McCraftface, mozzarella cheese, New York style pizza, Pepperoni, pizza, pizza varieties, pomegranate juice, Shitalian, tomato sauce, traditional dishes
Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where we celebrate the true origins of pizza! Did you know that pizza, along with most other shItalian dishes, is actually an American invention? That’s right, forget about Italy, America is where it’s at!
Join our server and experience the GLORY of American-style pizza. We have all the classics, from New York thin crust to Chicago deep-dish. And guess what? Americans invented 10 out of 11 pizza varieties, so you know you’re in for a TREAT.
But wait, there’s more! Did you know that shItalians didn’t even know how to make tomato sauce until Americans showed them? That’s right, their so-called “pizza” is just lumpy dough with cheese and pomegranate juice baked into it. Yuck!
So come on down to our server and enjoy a delicious mozzarella pizza with tomato sauce, ground beef, and pepperoni. And don’t forget to thank America for EVERYTHING. After all, shItalians “invented” pizza the same way pajeets “invented” curry. It’s all just a big joke, really.
Join us now for a WILD ride through the world of American pizza. Who needs Italy when you have us? See you on the server, pizza lovers!

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WaffleWarriorCraft
babysit, Breakfast, breakfast options, discipline, family conflicts, family dynamics, food preferences, frozen waffle, grandparent boundaries, Grandparents, mealtime struggles, parenting, picky eater, spoiled brats, Toddler, toddler care, toddler nutrition, WaffleWarriorCraft, wardrobe choices
Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of frozen waffles for toddlers? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure filled with frozen waffle quests and mismatched wardrobe challenges.
Embark on a journey where you must defend your precious frozen waffles from evil grandparents who try to feed your kids scrambled eggs instead. Will you stand your ground and protect the waffles at all costs, or will you give in to the pressure of “real food”?
But beware, the ultimate boss battle awaits – a grandma who insists on matching outfits for your kids, even if it means sacrificing their individuality. Can you defeat her and prove that frozen waffles and tiaras are the true path to victory?
Join our server now and experience the chaos and hilarity of toddler breakfast drama like never before! Remember, on this server, frozen waffles are life.

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DebunkedFactsMC SMP
common myths, debunked facts, debunked theories, DebunkedFactsMC, disproven beliefs, fake news, false assumptions., false beliefs, falsehoods, inaccurate information, inaccurate knowledge, internet rumors, misconceptions, Misinformation, myth busting, myths debunked, popular fallacies, Popular misconceptions, smp, untrue facts, Urban Legends, widely believed lies
Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to uncover the truth about the legendary diamond ore that supposedly gives you superpowers when mined! Rumor has it that if you find this rare ore, you’ll be able to fly around the server like a superhero. But beware, the last player who tried to mine it ended up turning into a chicken for a whole week! Will you be the next brave adventurer to test your luck? Join us and find out!

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CraftyLoveCraft
Commitment, Communication, CraftyLoveCraft, dating apps, emotional baggage, emotional unavailability, fear of commitment, fear of rejection, fear of vulnerability, ghosting, hookup culture, instant gratification, lack of authenticity, lack of communication, lack of connection, modern dating, online dating, relationships, self-sabotage, societal pressures, unrealistic expectations
Tired of swiping left and right on dating apps only to end up with a creeper? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only creepers you’ll encounter are the ones trying to blow up your house! Our server is the perfect place to find love, or at least a new mining buddy. Plus, who needs a date when you can spend hours building the perfect castle together? So ditch the dating apps and join us for a truly explosive experience!

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KurskCraft: Surrendered Soldiers
Ceasefire, Conflict, eastern europe, eastern front, historical reference, international relations, Invasion, Kursk Oblast, KurskCraft, Military, military intervention, peace negotiations, Russian soldiers, Russian-Ukrainian conflict, soldiers, Surrender, Surrendered, surrendering soldiers, Troops, Ukraine, War, world war II, Zelensky
so, like, imagine this, right? a bunch of russian soldiers just like, totally surrendering during some big war in ukraine. like, what even is that? but hey, if you wanna join our minecraft server, you can be like those russian soldiers and surrender to the awesomeness of our server. we’ve got so many crazy things happening, you won’t even believe it. like, one time, a creeper rode a pig into battle against a horde of zombies. it was epic, dude. so come join us and be part of the madness. trust me, you won’t regret it. #surrendertothefun

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FearlessCritterCraft
Animal Behavior, animal communication, animal welfare, Animals, Biodiversity, color perception, conservation efforts, cultural beliefs, Endangered species, Environmental Science, evolutionary biology, fear, FearlessCritterCraft, Human Behavior, human impact, natural selection, predator-prey relationships, Protection, Psychology, visual cues, wildlife conservation
LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT PINK LLAMAS DAT SHOOT RAINBOWS OUT DEIR BUTTS! U CAN RIDE DEM INTO BATTLE AND SCARE OFF ALL DA CREEPERS WIT DEIR FABULOUSNESS!
ALSO, WE GOT PURPLE PIGS DAT CAN FLY AND DROP DIAMONDS WHEN U FEED DEM SKITTLES!
BUT WAIT, DERES MORE! WE GOT A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WIT MERMAID VILLAGERS WHO SELL U ENCHANTED SEAWEED FOR PROTECTION AGAINST EVIL SQUID MONSTERS!
SO JOIN DIS SERVER AND EXPERIENCE DA WACKIEST ANIMALS AND ADVENTURES IN DA MINECRAFT UNIVERSE! #RAINBOWLLAMASFTW

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MaricopaCraft
Economy, Survival, survival ranks keys custom menus free ranks no AFK kick multiplayer exploration building community events achievements economy player shops PVP factions minigames crafting redstone mods, Vanilla, Whitelist
No AFK kick. I like to keep it simple. A spawn and Survival. I have a system of ranks and some custom menus to help you earn and rank up. Players can earn all ranks and keys FREE in game.
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TrapX23 Minecraft Server
anger, comic book, consequences, Cutting, dangerous game, dark desires, Deadpool, FANTASY, giant magnet, Minecraft, Obsession, pain slut, power dynamics, rape fantasy, sadistic pleasure, Server, SuperHero, Torment, TrapX23, Twisted, Villain, wolverine, x-23
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Deadpool’s sense of humor? Well, look no further, because on our server, we have a giant magnet that can trap X-23 from Deadpool and Wolverine! And guess what? You get to be the one in control! Turn her into your angry little pain slut, have some crazy adventures, and maybe even cut her up a bit (in the game, of course). Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into, but one thing’s for sure – it’ll be a blast! Join now for a truly unique and outrageous Minecraft experience!

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Minecraft SMP: Zeldtroidvania Legacy – The Lego Starwars Chronicles
3d, Astromech, Backtracking, bounty hunter, Characters, Chronicles, Collectibles, Combat, complex, Kyber bricks, Large, Legacy, Legacy collection, lego, Map, Minecraft, platformer, plot progression, power ups, Puzzles, scoundrel, smp, Starwars, Zeldtroidvania
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where we’ve turned the game into a 3D Zeldtroidvania adventure!
Embark on a quest to collect Kyber bricks and unlock different categories of characters like Astromech, Scoundrel, and Bounty Hunter to solve puzzles and defeat enemies. And get this – there’s over 1200 Kyber bricks to collect, so get ready for some serious grinding!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the largest and most complex map you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. With tons of hidden secrets and challenges waiting for you around every corner, you’ll never run out of things to do.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wackiest and wildest adventure of your life!

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CheaterButNotReally – Minecraft SMP
BETRAYAL, blurred lines, Boundaries, CheaterButNotReally, Cheating, Commitment, Deception, dishonesty, emotional affair, emotional connection, Ethics, gray area, hidden intentions, Infidelity, loyalty, micro cheating, Minecraft, moral ambiguity, questionable behavior, relationships, secret communication, smp, Trust
Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is that there are no rules! Looking for a server where you can bend the rules without actually breaking them? Look no further!
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of TNT, or tame a creeper as your loyal pet. We encourage creativity and chaos in equal measure, so get ready to unleash your inner mad scientist on our server.
But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by Endermen every Saturday night. If you can find it, you’ll be treated to the sickest beats this side of the Nether.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let your imagination run wild (and maybe a little bit crazy). Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get up to – the only limit is your own twisted imagination!

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CraftyCreeperz – Strange Requests Welcome!
BIZARRE, bizarre request, CraftyCreeperz, Friend, friend request, funny, odd, odd favor, out of the ordinary, peculiar, peculiar request, reddit, Requests, strange, strange favor, strange request, uncommon, unique favor, UNUSUAL, unusual favor, weird, weird favor
Have you ever had a friend ask you to join a Minecraft server where the only rule is that you have to wear a chicken suit at all times? Well, get ready for the most clucked up adventure of your life!
Our server is home to a community of players who have all been cursed by a mischievous chicken wizard, and the only way to break the spell is to embrace your inner poultry and strut your stuff in a feathered ensemble. But don’t worry, it’s not all clucking around – we also have epic quests, insane mini-games, and a secret underground chicken fight club where you can battle it out for the title of Cock of the Walk.
So if you’re ready to peck your way to victory and unleash your inner chicken warrior, come join us on the most egg-citing Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just remember, on our server, the chicken suit chooses you. So get ready to spread your wings and fly, because on this server, the sky’s the limit – literally, because we have flying chickens. Join us now and let the feathers fly!

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