ground beef – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

DollarTreeDeliCraft

Bad Sister, beggars can’t be choosers, bills, Borrow, BROKE, Cash, dog, dollar tree, DollarTreeDeliCraft, emergency vet, food stamps, groceries, ground beef, health issues, Hungry, husband, Meatloaf, OFFENDED, payback, Rent, sister, Weed

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your sister’s grocery drama? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and crazy adventures.

We promise you won’t have to beg for food here, but you might have to fight off some zombies for your virtual meatloaf. Our server is so epic, even dollar store groceries won’t cut it – we only serve the finest virtual feasts fit for a gaming king or queen.

And don’t worry about lending virtual cash to your fellow players – our economy is rock solid and there’s no weed-smoking siblings to worry about. So come join us and leave the real-life drama behind – unless you want to bring it to the virtual world for some extra spicy gameplay!

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InLawCraft: Foodie Edition

burger, Controlling, delivery services, Edition, Fast, Food, foodie, Frustration, ground beef, Hunger, Hungry, in-laws, inconsiderate, InLawCraft, light eating, low-waste lifestyle, Ordering, overreacting, packaging, parmigiano, Pineapple, satiating, Soup

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands your hunger needs? Look no further! Our server is all about satisfying your cravings for adventure and fun. Just like this player’s partner, we may not always understand your hunger for excitement, but we will always provide you with the best virtual meals to keep you satisfied.

Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of mining for diamonds while munching on virtual burgers. Our community is filled with players who understand the importance of a hearty meal, even if it’s just in pixel form. Plus, we promise not to judge you for wanting something more than just a piece of parmigiano or pineapple.

So come on over and join us on this epic Minecraft journey. Who knows, you might even find a virtual feast waiting for you at the end of a long mining session. Just remember, on our server, hunger is always the key to a good time!

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Crafty McCraftFace

American cuisine, American invention, Chicago deep-dish pizza, Crafty, culinary influence, culinary innovation, cultural appropriation, curry, food history, food origins, ground beef, Italian Cuisine, McCraftface, mozzarella cheese, New York style pizza, Pepperoni, pizza, pizza varieties, pomegranate juice, Shitalian, tomato sauce, traditional dishes

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where we celebrate the true origins of pizza! Did you know that pizza, along with most other shItalian dishes, is actually an American invention? That’s right, forget about Italy, America is where it’s at!

Join our server and experience the GLORY of American-style pizza. We have all the classics, from New York thin crust to Chicago deep-dish. And guess what? Americans invented 10 out of 11 pizza varieties, so you know you’re in for a TREAT.

But wait, there’s more! Did you know that shItalians didn’t even know how to make tomato sauce until Americans showed them? That’s right, their so-called “pizza” is just lumpy dough with cheese and pomegranate juice baked into it. Yuck!

So come on down to our server and enjoy a delicious mozzarella pizza with tomato sauce, ground beef, and pepperoni. And don’t forget to thank America for EVERYTHING. After all, shItalians “invented” pizza the same way pajeets “invented” curry. It’s all just a big joke, really.

Join us now for a WILD ride through the world of American pizza. Who needs Italy when you have us? See you on the server, pizza lovers!

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Minecraft SMP: /Furred/ – Breeding Stock Edition

amohf, amohm, anthro cock, anthro-dominated situations, Anthros dominating humans, breeding, Breeding Stock Edition, captions, contributions, doujin archive, Edition, favorite pictures, fucked silly, Furred, herm-related, humans, Minecraft, Pictures, rentry archive., smp, stock, storytelling, Thread, Worldbuilding

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where anthros dominate humans in the most outrageous ways possible! Whether you’re into /amohm/, /amohf/, herm-related stuff, or just want to get messed up by anthro cock, this is the place for you!

Join us as we build a world where humans are at the mercy of anthros and get into all sorts of crazy situations. Share your favorite pictures, get creative with captions, and tell some wild stories about your experiences in this anthro-dominated world.

Check out our Story & Doujin Archive for some seriously wild content (seriously, it’s wild). And don’t forget to contribute your own stories and pictures – the crazier, the better!

Previous thread got a little too wild, so let’s keep pushing the boundaries and see just how far we can take this anthro domination in Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t find an SMP like this anywhere else. So come join us and get ready to get fucked silly by anthro cock!

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MommyCutsNoConsent

anger, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Communication, Decision making, disagreement, family, family dynamics, Frustration, Hair cut, Haircut, Kids, Long hair, mom, MommyCutsNoConsent, parenting, Parenting styles, relationships, short hair, Surprise, Trust

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to give your kids surprise haircuts like some crazy babysitter! Our server is a hair-raising adventure filled with epic builds, crazy mini-games, and hair-raising challenges.

Join us and experience the thrill of exploring our virtual world, where you can build towering castles, mine for rare resources, and battle fierce mobs. But don’t worry, we won’t touch your hair without your permission!

So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a community of players who understand the importance of hair autonomy? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly hairstylist who gives out free haircuts to all who dare to explore its depths.

Don’t miss out on the hair-raising fun – join our Minecraft server today and let your hair down (or keep it long, we won’t judge)!

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HangoverCureMC SMP

alcohol, binge drinking, Detox, electrolytes, greasy food, hangover, HangoverCureMC, headache, health, hydration, Medicine, morning after, Nausea, Party, Recovery, remedies, REST, self-care, Sleep, smp, Water, wellness

Join our Minecraft SMP, where we have a secret potion that instantly cures hangovers in-game! No need to suffer through the morning after a wild virtual party when you can just hop on our server and feel refreshed and ready to mine some diamonds.

But that’s not all – our SMP is also home to a group of mischievous llamas who love to prank unsuspecting players. One time, they replaced all the blocks in someone’s house with TNT, just for laughs! So if you’re looking for some chaotic fun, this is the place to be.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere on the server that is said to grant the finder unlimited diamonds for life. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and become the richest player on the server? Join now and find out!

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MineCraftRiseAndShine

alarm clock, Breakfast, coffee, early risers, energized, favorite part of the day, feeling refreshed, fresh start, good morning, MineCraftRiseAndShine, morning people, morning rituals, morning routine, motivation, New Day, positive start, productivity, reddit, starting the day right, sunrise, waking up

Imagine waking up in a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers give you hugs instead of exploding. Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen).

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community of players who are as crazy as a pack of rabid wolves. Need a break from mining? Take a dip in our lava pool spa or challenge a fellow player to a game of chicken jousting (yes, that’s a thing here).

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens while wearing a suit made entirely of emeralds? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today and let the madness begin!

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CraftyCampFun

authoritarian regime, civil liberties, CraftyCampFun, detained demonstrators, Dictatorship, freedom of speech, government control, human rights abuses, human rights violations, Maduro regime, Nicolas Maduro, oppressive regime, political dissent, political prisoners, political repression, protest crackdown, protest suppression, re-education camps, social unrest, south america, Venezuela

hey yall, come join our epic minecraft server where we build re-education camps just like Nicolás Maduro! but don’t worry, we ain’t imprisoning no demonstrators, just building crazy cool stuff! join us for a wild ride and see if you can escape our wacky camp challenges! plus, who wouldn’t wanna hang out with a bunch of brain-damaged builders like us? come on, you know you wanna join the madness!

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MuscleSpaceAgeCraft

aging, aging process, biological research, cellular aging, cellular biology, cellular changes, Human muscle cells, microgravity effects, muscle deterioration, muscle function, muscle health, muscle regeneration, muscle tissue, MuscleSpaceAgeCraft, research, scientific study, Space, space experiments, space exploration, Space missions, Space Travel

come join our epic minecraft server where human muscle cells have returned from space looking like they just had a wild party with aliens! it’s like a sci-fi movie but in blocky pixel form! build your own spaceship, battle alien mobs, and discover new planets filled with diamonds and emeralds! who needs to go to space when you can experience all the craziness right here on our server! plus, our community is out of this world (literally)! join now and let’s explore the galaxy together!

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Welcome to “The Bagelverse: Now with 100% more cream cheese!”

Ars Nouveau, Bagelverse, cataclysm, Celestisynth, Cheese, Cisco’s Fantasy Medieval RPG, Community, cream, Discord, Donations, Forge 1.16.5, Greylist, Iron’s spells, Minecraft, Modded, Mowzie’s Mobs, multiplayer experience, Origins, proximity voice chat, Simply Swords, smp, V5bRe

Cisco’s RPG Ultimate Server
Modpack Version	V5bRe
Forge Version	1.19.2
Number of Mods	Over 250

Features
Weapon Mods	Celestisynth, Simply Swords
Magic Mods	Iron’s Spells, Ars Nouveau
Boss Mods	Mowzie’s Mobs, Cataclysm
Origins, Blessings, Classes	Available upon joining
Multiplayer Experience	Optimized for best experience
Commands	/back, /home, /tpa available
Chat Integration	Discord and in-game chat
Voice Chat	Proximity chat with Simple Voice Chat
Donations	No pay-to-win, donations only
Community	Best community ever

FAQs

How can I join the Cisco’s RPG Ultimate server?

You can join by clicking this link discord.gg/4vZjxR3QuW and joining the Bagelverse Discord server.

What version of the modpack and Forge does the server use?

The server uses modpack version V5bRe and Forge version 1.19.2

Are there any special features or mods on the server?

Yes, there are over 250 mods including weapon mods, magic mods, and mods that add bosses

Is the server optimized for multiplayer experience?

Yes, the modpack has been modified for the best possible multiplayer experience

Are there any pay-to-win elements on the server?

No, the server does not have any pay-to-win elements. Donations are accepted

How can I communicate with other players on the server?

You can communicate through in-game chat or Discord integration

BlockyBrit Minecraft Server

BlockyBrit, Minecraft, Server

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that leave you feeling empty inside? Well, look no further because our server will have your belly bulging with laughter and excitement!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even tame a dragon to ride into battle! Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with skeletons and zombies until the sun comes up. And don’t forget about our legendary treasure hunts where you can find diamonds the size of your head!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Your belly will be bulging with joy in no time!

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FeudHopper Minecraft SMP

Break, Character, COMEBACK, Cycle, Drama, Entertainment, FeudHopper, gimmick, grand return, Hiatus, Minecraft, pattern, Performer, repeat, RETURN, Rivalry, short feud, showmanship, smp, Storyline, strategy, wrestling

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where drama is non-existent? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for the most chaotic rollercoaster ride of your Minecraft life. Our gimmick? We have a player who goes out there, starts a short feud, disappears for 6-8 months, and then makes a grand return like a phoenix rising from the ashes. Who knows what kind of shenanigans they’ll get up to next? Will they build a giant statue of themselves? Will they start a cult dedicated to potatoes? The possibilities are endless! So come join us and be a part of the madness. Who knows, you might just become a legend in your own right.

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BabysitCraft Minecraft Server

BabysitCraft, Babysitting, beer garden, Boundaries, camping, child-free, Communication, Decision making, disagreement, drink, family dynamics, Grandparents, impolite, in-laws, inflexible, Late, Meeting, Minecraft, night out, parenting, Server, turning down

Are you tired of in-laws who always show up late and never want to leave? Do you crave a child-free evening with your spouse without any interruptions? Then join our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and build your own virtual paradise!

Imagine a world where you don’t have to deal with passive-aggressive messages from your spouse about meeting the in-laws at a beer garden. On our server, you can focus on mining, crafting, and exploring without any family drama getting in the way.

Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into changing your plans – on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is whether you have enough diamonds to build that epic castle you’ve been dreaming of.

So come join us and leave the real world behind – because on our server, the only drama you’ll encounter is whether to build a roller coaster or a giant statue of a creeper.

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