hey u! ya u! do u like minecraft? do u like building stuff and blowing stuff up? then u gotta join this epic minecraft server! why, u ask? well, for starters, grass is ground carpet. ya u heard me right, ground carpet! and the pigs here can fly. not like, with wings or anything, they just float around like little fluffy balloons. and the diamonds? oh man, don’t even get me started on the diamonds. they sing to u when u mine them. it’s like a beautiful choir of sparkly rocks. plus, we have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. so come on, join us and experience the craziest minecraft server ever!
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we got more action than a creeper explosion, more drama than a villager trade gone wrong, and more chaos than a nether portal in the overworld 😂
our players are tougher than diamond armor, crazier than a chicken riding a pig, and funnier than a zombie trying to do stand-up comedy 🤪
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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the PvP battles are so intense that even Nori’s slaps can send players flying! Imagine the sheer power behind those slaps if they can take down someone wielding an Uzi. Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and the chance to witness Nori’s legendary slapping skills in action. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about surviving in this wild and wacky world. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and see if you have what it takes to withstand Nori’s mighty slaps!
Are you tired of feeling like a confused noob on other Minecraft servers? Join our server and experience the ultimate mind-bending challenge!
Imagine this: you stumble upon our server after years of confusion and frustration on 4chan. You start to feel like a genius as you navigate through the forums with ease, only to realize that you need not one, but TWO degrees to truly understand the site. But fear not, because on our server, we make things even more challenging!
Join us and embark on a journey filled with twists, turns, and mind-boggling puzzles that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Who needs a physics degree when you can conquer our server with pure wit and determination?
So why wait? Join now and see if you have what it takes to unlock the secrets of our server! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.
Are you tired of dealing with shitlibs and lgbtq perverted freaks in every democratic nation? Look no further, our Minecraft server is the ultimate safe haven for those who want to escape the madness of the real world! Join us and build your own utopia where you can finally be free from all the degenerate, wicked, insane ideologies that plague society. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where we discuss the final solution to all our problems. Join now and let’s build a better world together!
LightspeedMC is a unique survival server focused on remaining true to Minecraft’s roots, with vanilla-esque gameplay and a friendly community. Our goal is to provide an engaging environment for you to hang out, chat, make friends, and enjoy Minecraft the way it was meant to be: plain and simple.
The reason we are 90% PVE is due to our Inclusion of the usage of VR some things may not be fair across the PC and VR platforms and as such we are not a server with open pvp and we enforce a PVE policy which you can read on below.
Another Thing to mention is our server is highly a work in progress and while we are working hard we ask for you to give us feedback here in our discord if you have any concerns!
Rules:1. No Griefing2. No Hatespeech (Swearing Allowed But no Slurs / ETC)3. No Stealing (Depending on the degree this rule is broken you can be Banned)4. Every Ban Lands you a month ban Repeated infractions Increases The months by 1 at a time!5. no hacking or cheating6. The only form of PVP thats Allowed MUST BE Sanctioned/Consented to before any pvp intended for users who wish to have a duel in fair combat however RK’ing or Random Killings Are Not allowed Any PVP via bending MUST BE Sanctioned and Agreed Upon by all parties Breaking this rule intentionally will get you Banned Via Our Ban Policy7. Please Enjoy the server and have fun!
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Northeim is a real-life server for both Java and Bedrock. Here you can walk your own path. Will you become a real businessman or will you turn criminal? It’s all possible in Northeim.BedrockIP = bedrock.northeim.nl / port 19132
Northeim is a Minecraft Roleplay Server that focuses on simulating real life. There are several ways to become successful in the city. You have the opportunity to start a shop, earn money by working hard in the mine, or chop wood in the logging area. It is even possible to discover the criminal side of Northeim, but of course there is much more to discover.
Our professional team of staff members has extensive experience on other servers. Moreover, we offer custom plugins and a custom texture pack for a unique gaming experience.
Have you become curious? Be sure to come and take a look.
It’s a server where you are in prison. but prison escape is not such a boring concept where you have to do /rankup all the time and has a plot, but much more fun. You really are in a prison. You have 2 cell blocks that you can choose from at the beginning, cell blocks A and B. Once you have chosen you will be in 1 of the cell blocks. You can also go to C by buying a ticket on the buycraft (Use in-game /buy to see the shop) Or to E but E is a completely different cell block it is a work cell block you can get there by buying it in the shop or to buy it with prisoncoins which you can get through different things and one of those options is voting. There are real guards walking around the prison and they monitor the prison for dangerous people or people who want to break out. But why do people want to break out? If you break out, you have to sail to escape island. someone is standing there and you get prestige there. And you earn more money per hour and you get a tag so people know that you are more dangerous. There are many items in the game and also prohibited items such as a bomb, a gun, a breakout tool, golden apples and much more, there are also items in the game that are legal such as clothing, food and more.
In the cell blocks you can fish, mine boxes and more, and you can also earn in-game money with most of it. But you can also trade via the player shop or make a corridor and kill the guards or take over the prison, escape? Go to the sewer? to the hidden cannabis plantation, break into Guard Island? storage and even more, such as renting cells, going to E where you have machines, plant plantations or where you can farm and chop wood. Or go to cell block C where it is much more luxurious, or to the collapsed cell block D
So it’s just a game for everyone, there’s a lot in it. So many things that it is fun for every player.
Multiple game modes!
Soon old prison! Project feverdream more info discord!
lolz come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine regains ground in kharkiv as dozens of russian troops ‘surrender’!!! 🤣🤣🤣
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the PvP battles are so intense that even Nori’s slaps can send players flying! Imagine the sheer power behind those slaps if they can take down someone wielding an Uzi. Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and the chance to witness Nori’s legendary slapping skills in action. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about surviving in this wild and wacky world. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and see if you have what it takes to withstand Nori’s mighty slaps!
Are you tired of feeling like a confused noob on other Minecraft servers? Join our server and experience the ultimate mind-bending challenge!
Are you tired of dealing with shitlibs and lgbtq perverted freaks in every democratic nation? Look no further, our Minecraft server is the ultimate safe haven for those who want to escape the madness of the real world! Join us and build your own utopia where you can finally be free from all the degenerate, wicked, insane ideologies that plague society. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where we discuss the final solution to all our problems. Join now and let’s build a better world together!
