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NarutoCraft: Where Creeper meets Ninja, waiting for Sasuke and Kishimoto to return!

Anime, anticipation, artists, collaboration, Comic, coming back, creative duo, Creators, creeper, EXCITEMENT, Fans, he, kishimoto, Manga, meets, NarutoCraft, ninja, Partnership, RETURN, return date, reunion, Sasuke, speculation, team-up, Waiting, Writers

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	9141
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Divine Spears Created:	23	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Holy Grails Found:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Are you tired of waiting for your favorite anime creators to come back with new content? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a secret portal that leads directly to the anime dimension where you can hang out with all your favorite characters while you wait for the next season to drop! Join us now and become besties with Naruto and Sasuke while building epic structures and battling creepers. Who needs new episodes when you have a whole new world to explore with your anime pals? Join us today and say goodbye to boring wait times!

Crafty Avoidance Server: Where Even Creepers Can’t Find You /b/

anxiety, avoidance, avoidance behavior, Chores, Confrontation, Crafty, CREEPERS, Decision making, distractions, escapism, fear, Find, mental health, procrastination, productivity, responsibilities, School, self reflection, self-care, self-discipline, Server, stress, Time management, work

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	1574
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Votes:	6841	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save you from the mundane! Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken, or battle it out in PvP arenas where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual cake (not real cake, unfortunately).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking creepers who have mastered the art of disco dancing. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the hidden treasure trove filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to ride a flying pig into battle.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to boring Minecraft forever! Who needs reality when you have a world where pigs fly and chickens wear bling?

Blocky Breakups: Moving On in Minecraft

acceptance, Beloved, biboo, blocky, Breakups, Cancelling, Community, Emotional healing, gawr gura, Girlfriend, HEARTBREAK, koseki bijou, learning to move on, letting go, love, MEMBERSHIP, Minecraft, Moving, moving forward, Opinions, streaming, Support, Thoughts, unsubscribing

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	3611
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Zombie Dances:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Are you tired of feeling empty inside after Gawr Gura left a hole in your heart? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is here to fill that void with Koseki Bijou! She’s like the girlfriend who knows she’s not as perfect as your ex, but loves you all the same. Join our server and say goodbye to Gawr Gura, because Koseki Bijou is here to stay!

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you find love and companionship on our server, but you’ll also embark on insane adventures and quests that will make you question reality itself. From battling dragons to building giant monuments, the possibilities are endless on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Cancel your membership to Gawr Gura and join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft journey. Trust us, you won’t regret it. See you in the comment section below, where the fun never ends!

Crafty Chaos: Where Creepers Roam and Players Gnome! LOL

anticipation, anxiety, apprehension, Chaos, concern, confusion, Crafty, CREEPERS, doubt, Expectations, fear, Future, Gnome, lol, Mystery, nervousness, Players, Questioning, roam, Surprise, Suspense, trepidation, uncertainty, unease, unknown, worry

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	2594
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Gods Slained:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	203

Welcome to a Minecraft server where the pigs fly, literally! Our server is home to a magical glitch that causes all pigs to sprout wings and soar through the sky like majestic bacon angels. Join us for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig and conquer the skies!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground city populated entirely by llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Get ready to boogie down with these groovy camelids and learn their secret llama dance moves.

If you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether, where the zombie pigmen have formed a synchronized swimming team and perform daily water ballet shows for all to enjoy. Don’t worry, they’re friendly – as long as you don’t interrupt their routine!

So come on down to our server and experience the wacky wonders that await you. Who knows what other crazy surprises you’ll encounter along the way? Join now and prepare for the most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life!

LOLcraft: The Future is NOW!

aggression, American troops, American weapons, Attack, Conflict, Crisis, danger, escalation, Future, Global, Happening, International, LolCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Military, prediction, Prophecy, turkey, TURMOIL, War, ww3

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	2176
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Potions Brewed:	40	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more explosive than a turkey attacking American troops with American weapons in the Middle East? Look no further, because on our server, we’ve got turkeys armed to the beak with diamond swords ready to start WW3 in the virtual world! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and plenty of turkey shenanigans. Who knew gobblers could be so dangerous? Join now before the feathers start flying!

FateCraft – Where your Minecraft adventure is written in the stars! Join now for epic quests and battles!

Advanced Quest, Adventure, Battles, Campaign, Drop Rates, Epic, Event, FAQ, fate grand order, FateCraft, FGO Event Compendium, FGO JP, FGO Raw Database, FGO x Fate/Grand Order Collaboration Event, fgoalter, Future Materials Spreadsheet, Future Quartz, Join, Learning with Manga, Mats/Summoning Info, Minecraft, NA General, News, Quests, Rateups, Servant Info, Stars, summon, The Floating Island of Innocents, Water Monsters Crisis, Written

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	899
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Zombie Dances:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with floating islands, water monsters, and advanced quests that will make your head spin!

Imagine a world where you can summon water monsters to fight by your side, just like in Fate/Grand Order! And don’t even get me started on the Water Monsters Crisis – it’s a battle like no other, set on a floating island of innocents!

But that’s not all – we have a special campaign where you can learn with manga and collaborate with FGO characters in ways you never thought possible! Who needs regular old Minecraft when you can have all this excitement and more?

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

JawlineCraft: Where Even Pixelated Players Can Have Perfect Jawlines!

attractiveness, beauty standards, body image, Confidence, DATING, evolutionary biology, facial features, genetics, hookup culture, Insecurities, jawline genetics, JawlineCraft, Jawlines, Masculinity, masculinity norms, perfect, physical appearance, pixelated, Players, relationships, self esteem, self worth, sexual attraction, societal expectations, societal standards

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	2387
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2447	Alien Abductions:	0
Secret Passages Found:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Are you tired of being judged by your jawline in the real world? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, jawlines are irrelevant! In fact, we encourage players to embrace their unique facial features, no matter how non-optimal they may be.

Join us and experience a world where jawlines don’t matter and everyone is free to express themselves however they please. Who needs a chiseled jaw when you can build epic structures and conquer the virtual world?

Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret society of players who have transcended the need for jawlines altogether. Legend has it that they possess unimaginable powers and can build jaw-dropping creations with just a flick of their wrist.

So why waste your time worrying about your jawline when you could be exploring a world where anything is possible? Join our server today and leave your jawline woes behind!

LOLcraft: Lucky Star Edition

Anime, anime girl’s, best friends, comedy, COSPLAY, Edition, friendship, Gaming, high school, humor, Japanese culture, Kagami Hiiragi, Konata Izumi, LolCraft, luckier girls, Lucky, lucky charms, Lucky Star, Manga, Otaku, pair, school life, slice of life, star

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	9281
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	3

Are you tired of being unlucky in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a pair of luckier girls who will bring you all the good fortune you need! These girls have been blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves, and just being in their presence will increase your chances of finding diamonds by 1000% (results may vary). Join our server now and bask in the glow of these lucky ladies as you embark on epic adventures and build magnificent creations. Don’t miss out on the chance to have luck on your side – join us today!

FraudCraft: Where Liberals Can Practice Their Election Shenanigans and Build Their Corrupt Empires

Accountability, BUILD, challenge, Cheating, Competition, control, corrupt, Corruption, Deception, Democracy, dishonesty, election, election fraud, Empires, Fairness, FraudCraft, fraudulence, game on, Liberals, Manipulation, Politics, power, Practice, Shenanigans, strategy, Tactics, Voting

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	6473
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Ores Mined:	2852
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Are you a liberal looking to hone your election fraud skills? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, you can practice your shady tactics in a virtual world! Build your own voting machines, manipulate the results, and see if you can outsmart your opponents. Who needs real politics when you can rule the virtual world with your deceitful ways? Join now and show us what you’ve got, because on this server, the only thing we take seriously is winning…no matter the cost!

LatinoCraft: Where Latinus and his crew build epic blocky empires!

Ancient civilization, ancient mythology, blocky, Born, BUILD, concubine, CREW, divine lineage, Empires, Epic, eponym, Herakles, Hyperborean, Latin culture, Latin heritage, LatinoCraft, Latinus, leader of the Latins, legendary hero, legendary leader, Myth, mythical origin, mythological ancestry, mythological figure, Nordic, Prisoner

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	8791
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Love Letters Sent:	16	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	4693	Animals Bred:	133
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	73

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because on our server, Latinus himself was born from Herakles and his Hyperborean prisoner/concubine! That’s right, we can into nordics and all kinds of crazy mythology. Join us for epic battles, mythical creatures, and a whole lot of WTF moments. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!