GrotesqueCraft Minecraft Servers

GrotesqueCraft Minecraft Servers

  • GrotesqueCraft: Where Ugly is the New Beautiful!

    GrotesqueCraft: Where Ugly is the New Beautiful!
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    Players: 106/200 Votes: 2858
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2
    Lost Souls Rescued: 2 Towns Built: 6
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 8 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 15
    Royal Courts Attended: 1 Falling into the Void: 3
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Cozy Campfires Lit: 12
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Grotesque Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

    Join us on this wild ride as we embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted llama, rumored to grant wishes to those who can tame it with a golden carrot.

    But beware, for the land is also home to the dreaded creeper king, who roams the server looking to blow up anyone who dares to challenge his rule. Will you be brave enough to face him and claim his explosive crown?

    If that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret disco party cave where players can dance the night away to the latest hits from Creeper Records.

    So come join us on Grotesque and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows what adventures await you in this wacky and wonderful world?

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Zany Zenless Minecraft Server

    Zany Zenless Minecraft Server
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    Players: 92/400 Votes: 1819
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 9972
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Join us for the “Tour de Inferno” Special Program where you can battle fiery mobs and conquer the depths of the Nether like never before. But that’s not all, our server is so lit that even the Devs have face-to-face meetings in the Zenless Zone Zero – you might even catch a glimpse of a wild Notch in the wild!

    Looking for some crazy adventures? Well, look no further than our server where you can team up with Agent Tsukishiro Yanagi and Agent Lighter Lorenz to take down the Overlord’s Feast and claim your rightful place as the ruler of the land. And if that’s not enough, we have the Bizarre Brigade at the Arcade – because who doesn’t want to battle bizarre creatures in a virtual world?

    But wait, there’s more! Daily check-ins, double drops, and more await you in our Back in Business event. And don’t forget to redeem your codes for exclusive in-game goodies – because who doesn’t love free stuff?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you will ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Casual Sex Attracts Subterranean Minecraft SMP

    Casual Sex Attracts Subterranean Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 96/1000 Votes: 4633
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Towns Built: 8
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Living Shadows Defeated: 4
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Ores Mined: 1781 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 7 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4740 Orbs of Power Found: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing scarier than creepers is the conspiracy theories floating around! Join us for a wild ride as we uncover the truth behind subterranean spirits in vaginas, children wanting cancer, and reptilian hybrids shaking up the world.

    Looking to reduce your age by having your atoms revolved? We’ve got you covered. Want to chat with the ghosts of ancestors who appointed you as a shaman? We’ve got those too. And don’t even get us started on the 5G technology conspiracy – it’s all real, folks.

    So come on down to our server and let’s unravel the mysteries of the universe together. Just remember, the truth is out there…and it’s probably hiding behind a pixelated block somewhere.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SnitchCraft Minecraft Server

    SnitchCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 104/500 Votes: 7249
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 36 Vanishing Items Found: 6
    Epic Quests Completed: 5 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Alternate Realities Explored: 4
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 3 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where snitches get stitches and ACs are worth their weight in gold! Join us for a wild ride of drama and intrigue as we navigate the treacherous world of virtual item trading.

    Looking for a place to unleash your inner detective skills? Look no further! Our server is filled with juicy scandals and backstabbing friends who will stop at nothing to get their hands on that coveted AC unit. Will you be the hero who exposes the scammers, or will you join forces with the dark side and profit off of other people’s generosity?

    But beware, the stakes are high in this virtual world. One wrong move and you could find yourself blocked, banned, or worse – the subject of endless gossip in the neighborhood chat. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig deep into the underbelly of the buy nothing group – just make sure you’re prepared for the consequences!

    Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive the drama and chaos of our Minecraft server. Remember, in this world, snitches might get stitches, but they also get a front-row seat to all the action!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • LuxHotelAFK

    LuxHotelAFK
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    Players: 90/300 Votes: 4696
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 415
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 4
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 18
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 New Chunks Explored: 110489

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a night out with my brother? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy adventure that will leave you questioning your life choices just like I questioned mine after that hotel incident.

    Our server is like that last drink your brother just couldn’t resist – once you join, you won’t be able to leave! With unlimited possibilities and unlimited chaos, you’ll never have a dull moment. Just like my brother, who always takes things to the extreme, our server will push you to your limits (and maybe even break a glass door or two).

    So, if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as a night out with my brother, join us now! Just make sure to have your parents’ credit card handy for any unexpected charges… 😉 #YOLOminecraftserver

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • LebCraft: Macron’s Plea

    LebCraft: Macron’s Plea
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    Players: 108/600 Votes: 950
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Epic Quests Completed: 18
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Runes Activated: 7
    Void Gems Collected: 12 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Love Letters Sent: 5 Epic Battles Fought: 11
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 39
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 47 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol ok so like this server is so lit u gotta join cuz like Macron himself called on the US to like pressure Israel to accept this epic Lebanon ceasefire plan but like instead of that drama u can just join our server and build epic stuff and battle mobs and stuff u know? like who needs real world drama when u can have virtual world fun amirite? so come join us and leave all that political stuff behind cuz we’re all about having a good time and building crazy stuff in Minecraft. u won’t regret it, promise!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Awkward Last Words RP

    Awkward Last Words RP
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    Players: 110/300 Votes: 3486
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 12 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Gods Slained: 2 Mythical Swords Crafted: 65
    Falling into the Void: 2 Evil Lairs Raided: 8
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 18
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Meteorites Collected: 3
    Ether Blades Crafted: 6 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, imagine if you were on this server, right? and you’re just minding your own business, building a sick castle or whatever, and then all of a sudden you get attacked by a gang of evil chickens with swords! like, what even is that, bro? but don’t worry, because on this server, you can ride on the back of a giant flying pig to escape those pesky poultry.

    oh, and did i mention that there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to let loose and dance the night away? yeah, it’s lit, fam.

    and if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can take a trip to the nether and challenge the devil himself to a game of rock-paper-scissors. spoiler alert: he always picks rock.

    so, like, why wouldn’t you want to join this server? come hang out with us and experience all the craziness for yourself. just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ParentalForce Minecraft Server

    ParentalForce Minecraft Server
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    Players: 93/200 Votes: 9029
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Wilderness Tamed: 10 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 6857
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10
    Alien Abductions: 3 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being a potato couch and wish your parents had pushed you to be a jock like Chad over here? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can live out your athletic dreams without ever having to break a sweat in real life! Join us and become the ultimate Chad, leading your virtual squad to victory while never having to worry about being an incel. Who needs real-life athleticism when you can dominate the digital world instead? Join now and start living your jock fantasy!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • /Mine/Craft/SMP/ – Minecraft SMP Mastermind

    /Mine/Craft/SMP/ – Minecraft SMP Mastermind
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    Players: 93/700 Votes: 3530
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Epic Quests Completed: 27
    Falling into the Void: 3 Magic Crystals Found: 11
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 19 Eternal Flames Captured: 3
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 6
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 7
    Rainbows Spotted: 6 Haunted Mines Explored: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing but dirt houses and basic mobs? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the creepers are actually friendly and the pigs wear top hats.

    Our server is so wild that the Ender Dragon has been replaced by a giant flying taco that shoots cheese at you. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of candy.

    But that’s not all! We have daily check-in rewards that include rare items like enchanted diamond pickaxes and flying pigs. Plus, we have redeemable codes that give you Primogems, because why not mix Genshin Impact with Minecraft?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventure of your life! Just be prepared to fight off hordes of evil llamas and ride on rainbow-colored horses. It’s gonna be a wild ride!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyCookingWifeNoob

    CraftyCookingWifeNoob
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    Players: 103/300 Votes: 365
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 14 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 15 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 2 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4
    Horror Stories Survived: 5 Wilderness Tamed: 14
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Alien Abductions: 3
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 8 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a place to escape your real-life drama and join a community where cooking tantrums are a thing of the past? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

    Join us and leave behind the chaos of a spouse who can’t even boil water without throwing a fit. On our server, everyone pitches in to create delicious virtual meals together – no tantrums allowed!

    Imagine a world where you can grill chicken in peace, without worrying about your partner refusing to put away the spices. Our server is a place where teamwork in the kitchen is celebrated, not met with complaints.

    So come on over and join us, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next. Say goodbye to real-life kitchen nightmares and hello to a virtual world where everyone helps out – even if they’re just pixels on a screen!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • DateRedFlagsMC SMP

    DateRedFlagsMC SMP
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    Players: 102/400 Votes: 6435
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Love Letters Sent: 8 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 11 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 14 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 38 Enchantments Applied: 240

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity!

    Join us if you want to experience dates with creepers that explode in your face, skeletons shooting arrows of love at you, and zombies trying to steal your heart (literally). Red flags on dates? How about when your date turns out to be a disguised Enderman looking for a new block to add to their collection!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with quirky characters like a villager who thinks they’re a llama, a wandering trader who only trades in rotten flesh, and a witch who brews love potions that always backfire.

    So come join us for a date night like no other, where the only thing you’ll be swiping right on is your trusty diamond sword. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a creeper, but that’s just part of the fun)!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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