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UglyCarGang Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	7482
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	36
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Potions Brewed:	102
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Votes:	8747

Have you ever seen a car that looks like it was designed by a blindfolded toddler with a crayon? Well, that’s basically what you’ll be driving in our Minecraft SMP! Join us for the chance to cruise around in the most hideous vehicles you’ve ever laid eyes on. Trust us, you won’t be able to look away (or stop laughing)!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground lair filled with diamond-encrusted chickens that lay golden eggs. Legend has it that whoever finds this lair will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Will you be the lucky player to stumble upon this poultry paradise?

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a wild ride filled with ugly cars, golden eggs, and endless laughter. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in our wacky world!

TrudeauCraft: Prorogue & Resign!

Canadian politics, Canadian Prime Minister, Government, justin trudeau, leadership change, political announcement, political decision, political development, political future, political leadership, political maneuver, political news, Political process, political resignation, political strategy, political transition, political uncertainty, Prorogue, prorogue Parliament, Resign, resignation plan, TrudeauCraft

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	9849
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	406	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Dimension Hops:	3
Buildings Constructed:	35	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Meteorites Collected:	4

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, come on down to our server where Justin Trudeau himself will announce his resignation plan while proroguing Parliament! That’s right, you can mine and build while watching a political scandal unfold right before your eyes! Join now for the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft experience you’ll ever have! Trust us, it’s gonna be lit!

Sugar Rush Kingdom

Burdens, cardiovascular disease, chronic disease, epidemiology, global health, health disparities, health impact, health interventions, health outcomes, health policy, Kingdom, non-communicable diseases, obesity, preventive measures, public health, risk factors, Rush, Sugar, sugar consumption, sugar-sweetened beverages, sugary drinks, type 2 diabetes, worldwide study

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	2754
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Villages Defended:	10
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where we battle the evil sugar-sweetened beverages that are causing type 2 diabetes and cardiovascular disease in 184 countries! we are on a mission to save the world, one pixelated block at a time.

build your own sugar-free kingdom, fight off the soda monsters, and collect healthy snacks to boost your energy. we have epic quests, crazy challenges, and even a secret recipe for a potion that will make you invincible (spoiler alert: it’s just water with a splash of lemon juice).

so grab your pickaxe, put on your diamond armor, and join us in the fight against the sugary scourge. together, we can conquer diabetes and heart disease in the most ridiculous way possible – by playing minecraft!

Lost in the Pixel Forest 1.21.1

1.21.1, acceptance, coping, emotional intelligence, Failure, Forest, growth mindset., Loser, Lost, mental health, motivation, moving on, perseverance, PIXEL, positive thinking, resilience, self compassion, self esteem, self improvement, self reflection, self worth, self-care, Support, Therapy

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	3126
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Falling into the Void:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Dimension Hops:	11
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	388

Lol, bro, join this Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about being a loser again!

We’ve got so many epic builds and crazy adventures waiting for you, you’ll be too busy having fun to even remember what losing feels like.

Plus, our community is full of the coolest and weirdest players around, so you’ll fit right in with all the other misfits and weirdos.

Don’t be a loser, be a winner and join our server today!

AssholeCraft Minecraft Server

accommodations, AssholeCraft, baby, brother, consideration, Expectations, family, feelings, guests, home, Hospitality, Minecraft, Niece, Nursery, Preparations, selfish, Server, sharing, stay, Visit, WIBTA, Wife

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	3272
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Endless Night Skies:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	New Chunks Explored:	542490

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a nursery ready for all your baby needs! Just like the story of our player’s brother-in-law, wife, and niece coming to stay, we offer accommodations for all family members – even the little ones!

Join our server and experience the thrill of sharing your precious nursery with other players’ babies. Who knows, maybe your baby will make a new friend in the crib next door! Don’t worry about being selfish, because in our world, sharing is caring (and also hilarious).

So come on over and build the ultimate baby paradise with us. Who knew Minecraft could be so baby-friendly? Join now and let the nursery adventures begin!

SisterSquadMC

adoption, bipolar disorder, Boundaries, Communication, DEBT, Decision making, family, financial struggles, fixer upper, INDEPENDENCE, Intimacy, living arrangements, mental health, personal space, renovation, rental agreement, sibling relationships, SisterSquadMC, Support, surrogacy, walkout basement

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	4053
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Emeralds Found:	7182	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Runes Activated:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Looking for a new adventure in Minecraft? Join our server and escape the real-life drama of living with a never-ending house guest!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your sister overstaying her welcome for 1 year and 8 months (and counting). Our virtual world is full of endless possibilities and no one will be crashing on your virtual couch rent-free.

Say goodbye to awkward conversations about moving out and hello to building your dream home without any unwanted roommates. Plus, with our server, you can finally have that much-needed alone time with your partner without any interruptions from a grown child living in your basement.

Join now and start your new life in a world where the only drama is creeper explosions and zombie attacks!

DreamySMP: WeirdDreamz

bizarre dream, dream analysis, dream discussion., dream experiences, dream interpretation, Dream Journal, dream memories, dream recall, dream research, dream sharing, dream symbolism, dream therapy, DreamySMP, lucid dreaming, odd dream, strange dream, subconscious mind, surreal dream, unusual dream, vivid dreams, weird dream, WeirdDreamz

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	6700
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a dream come true but in a weird way! Like one time, I dreamt I was riding a llama through a rainbow forest while fighting off zombie chickens with diamond swords. And that’s basically what this server feels like, but in real life! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even some llama riding (if you’re lucky). Trust me, you won’t regret it! So what’s the weirdest dream you’ve ever had? Let us know and maybe we’ll make it a reality on the server!

BlockyJobz: Crafting Careers since 2009

BlockyJobz, career, Careers, Crafting, education, employment, Job, job market, qualifications, remote job benefits, remote job challenges, remote job experience, remote job industry, remote job opportunities, remote job positions, remote job requirements, remote job satisfaction, remote job success, remote job trends, remote work, Skills, work from home

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	7589
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Animals Bred:	139
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Magic Items Found:	4851	Divine Spears Created:	14

Are you tired of working from home and staring at the same four walls every day? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build your dream office out of diamond blocks and have virtual meetings with pixelated colleagues! Our server is perfect for remote workers looking to add some excitement to their workday.

Our server is filled with players who have PhDs in Creeperology, Masters degrees in Redstone Engineering, and even some who have studied Enderman behavior at the prestigious Minecraft University. You’ll be surrounded by some of the most educated and creative minds in the Minecraft community.

Join us and participate in our weekly “Virtual Career Fair” where you can showcase your Minecraft skills to potential employers looking to hire for their in-game companies. Who knows, you might just land your dream job as a professional block builder or a virtual landscape architect!

So if you’re ready to take your remote work experience to the next level and have some fun along the way, join our Minecraft server today! Who needs a boring old Zoom meeting when you can have a virtual adventure in a blocky world filled with endless possibilities?

EuroCraft Minecraft Server

#sustainability, Criticize, economic impact, elon musk, Emmanuel Macron, environmental concerns, EuroCraft, European leaders, global leadership, government response, innovation, international relations, Minecraft, political reactions, public opinion, public statements, renewable energy, Server, social media, space exploration, spacex, Technology, tesla

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	9081
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. you gotta join because, like, Emmanuel Macron and other European leaders are, like, constantly criticizing Elon Musk for not playing on our server. they’re, like, so jealous of all the fun we’re having, building crazy stuff and fighting off creepers. it’s, like, the ultimate power move to join and show them who’s boss. plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll get a special power-up that lets you ride a flying pig into battle. how insane is that?! so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and show those European leaders who’s really in charge!

CraftyTrudeauGone

Canada, Canadian politics, Canadian Prime Minister, CraftyTrudeauGone, Government, justin trudeau, leadership change, Liberal leader, liberal party of Canada, political announcement, political career, political decision, political future, political leadership, political news, political party, prime minister, resignation, resigning, stepping down, trudeau

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	2719
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	38
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

so like, trudeau was all like “i resign as liberal leader” and we were like “whaaaat?!” but then we were like, come join our minecraft server instead! we have flying pigs and dancing llamas and a secret underground disco party with villagers! trudeau may have quit politics but you can join our server and become the ruler of your own pixelated kingdom! plus, we have a roller coaster made entirely out of diamonds and a hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe). so forget about trudeau and come join the craziest minecraft server ever!

DepressoCraft: Mind Over Pixels

brain imaging, brain training, cognitive therapy, depression treatment, DepressoCraft, emotional regulation, fMRI, Interventions, mental health, mental illness, Mental well-being, Mind, mood disorders, neural activity, neurofeedback, neuroplasticity, neuroscience, pixels, psychiatric disorders, psychiatric treatment, single session, systematic review, therapy techniques

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	7075
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Dragon Scales Harvested:	172
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3

so, liek, u know how sometimes u feel liek ur brain is all messed up and u just wanna scream into the void? well, dis minecraft server is liek the ultimate brain therapy, bro. we got fMRI neurofeedback up in dis place, so u can literally train ur brain to be less depressed in just one session. no more sad vibes, just happy block building and creepers to blow up. join us and say goodbye to ur depression, one block at a time.