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UglyCarGang Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	4836
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Dragons Tamed:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	27

Have you ever seen a car that looks like it was designed by a blindfolded toddler with a crayon? Well, that’s basically what you’ll be driving in our Minecraft SMP! Join us for the chance to cruise around in the most hideous vehicles you’ve ever laid eyes on. Trust us, you won’t be able to look away (or stop laughing)!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground lair filled with diamond-encrusted chickens that lay golden eggs. Legend has it that whoever finds this lair will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Will you be the lucky player to stumble upon this poultry paradise?

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a wild ride filled with ugly cars, golden eggs, and endless laughter. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in our wacky world!

UglyBoyfriendGoneWild

appearance shaming, boyfriend acceptance, boyfriend support, defending partner, disrespectful comments, emotional toll., family conflict, love is blind, partner loyalty, Personal preferences, relationship boundaries, relationship problems, self esteem, self worth, social attractiveness, societal beauty standards, societal judgment, societal pressure, standing up for boyfriend, ugly boyfriend, UglyBoyfriendGoneWild

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	555
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Runes Activated:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your love life? Join our server where we embrace all kinds of relationships, even if others think they’re “ugly”! Just like how people call your boyfriend ugly, they might call our server crazy – but hey, who cares what they think?

Imagine a world where you can build a castle with your cute round-faced boyfriend, surrounded by haters who just don’t get it. Show them that love comes in all shapes and sizes, just like our server’s creations. And if anyone tries to hate on your love or our server, tell them to go f*** themselves – just like you do in real life!

So come join us on this epic Minecraft server where love knows no bounds, and where being called “ugly” is just a reason to laugh. Who needs haters when you have a supportive community of gamers who understand that true beauty lies in the pixels of the game? Let’s build a world where love conquers all, and where being called an asshole is just a badge of honor. See you in the game, lovebirds!

SuperPowerPlayz Minecraft SMP

amazing gifts, dream power, dream superpower, extraordinary abilities, extraordinary powers, fantastic abilities, FANTASY, incredible powers, incredible talents, magical abilities, Minecraft, one superpower, reddit, smp, special ability, superhero abilities, superhuman abilities, Supernatural, SUPERPOWER, SuperPowerPlayz, ultimate power, unique skills, wish fulfillment

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	5630
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Crops Grown:	7967
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	17

Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only superpower you have is the ability to mine blocks faster than anyone else? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where every player gets a random superpower assigned to them at the start of each day. Want to be able to fly like a chicken? Done. How about shooting fireballs from your hands like a deranged wizard? We got you covered.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of diamonds hidden deep within its lair. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the dragon gets to keep all the diamonds AND gains the ability to turn into a dragon themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and unleash your inner superhero in the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!

HeartbreakCraft

abrupt ending, beloved show, CANCELLATION, cancelled too soon, Cliffhanger, devastated, devastated fans, Disappointed, emotional, End.., fan favorite, HEARTBREAK, HeartbreakCraft, long tail, missed opportunity, never got to see, TV series, Unfinished, unfinished storylines, unresolved, unsatisfying conclusion

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	147
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
New Chunks Explored:	133483	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

Are you still crying over that one TV show that got canceled before you could find out what happened next? Well, cry no more, my friend, because on our Minecraft server, we have all the endings to every canceled TV show ever! That’s right, we’ve got exclusive sneak peeks into the lost episodes of your favorite series, from the epic conclusion of “Firefly” to the shocking twist in “Twin Peaks”! Join our server now and finally get the closure you’ve been desperately seeking. Who needs Netflix when you’ve got Minecraft?

MoonBaseMadness

Astronauts, China, future of space travel, International cooperation, Kazakhstan, Lunar colonization, Lunar exploration, lunar mission, Lunar outpost, moon base, Moon base construction, moon landing, Moon mission, moon research, MoonBaseMadness, outer space, space cooperation, space exploration, space exploration partnership, Space Race, space technology

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	768
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

hey gamers, do you ever dream of building a moon base with your bros? well guess what, kazakhstan and china are teaming up to make that dream a reality on our minecraft server! join now for the chance to be a moon base architect and show off your out-of-this-world building skills.

imagine mining for moon rocks and battling space creepers while floating in zero gravity. plus, rumor has it that herobrine himself is hiding out on the dark side of the moon, waiting to challenge brave adventurers.

so what are you waiting for? come join us on this epic journey to the moon and beyond! who knows, you might even discover a secret alien civilization or uncover the mysteries of the universe. see you on the dark side, gamers! 🌑🚀👾

UpDownCraft

affirmative, affirmative expressions, affirmative phrases, Agreement, agreement expressions, agreement phrases, Approval, colloquialism, Communication, consent, down for that, Expressions, IDIOMS, Language, phrases, same meaning, Slang, Understanding, up for that, UpDownCraft, WILLINGNESS

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	998
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Void Armor Forged:	20	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Secret Passages Found:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. u can build a house made entirely of diamonds and ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens. our admin once fought off a dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of raw potatoes. join us if u wanna experience the most epic and ridiculous adventures in minecraft history. plus, we have a secret underground disco party every friday night. so what r u waiting for? come join the madness!

CocoaCrafters: Climate-Proof Plants!

#sustainability, agriculture, Biodiversity, BOTANY, climate change, climate-proof chocolate, ClimateProof, Cocoa Beans, CocoaCrafters, conservation, discovery, Economic importance, Environment, Food Industry, new plants, Plants, rain forests, research, scientists, south america, species, Theobroma cacao, Trees

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	2440
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Mythical Swords Crafted:	72
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	40

HEY Y’ALL, WANNA JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER? WE GOT PLANTS THAT MAKE CLIMATE-PROOF CHOCOLATE, YUP YOU HEARD RIGHT! THESE PLANTS WERE DISCOVERED BY SCIENTISTS IN SOME RANDOM RAIN FOREST IN SOUTH AMERICA. THEY’RE LIKE COUSINS TO THE CACAO TREE THAT GIVES US CHOCOLATE.

IMAGINE HAVING CHOCOLATE THAT CAN WITHSTAND ANY WEATHER, LIKE A SUPERHERO CHOCOLATE OR SOMETHING. JOIN OUR SERVER AND YOU CAN BE PART OF THIS CRAZY CHOCOLATE REVOLUTION. WHO KNOWS, MAYBE YOU’LL STUMBLE UPON A GOLDEN CHOCOLATE BAR THAT GIVES YOU SUPERPOWERS IN THE GAME.

SO COME ON, JOIN US AND LET’S EXPLORE THIS WACKY WORLD OF CLIMATE-PROOF CHOCOLATE TOGETHER. DON’T MISS OUT ON THE FUN, BECAUSE WHO KNOWS WHAT OTHER INSANE DISCOVERIES WE’LL FIND NEXT!

SpaceXMC

Asia, Asia Based, Cross-Play, Economy, Enhance, Gamemodes, gameplay, Gaming Skills, improve, India, India-based, LifeSteal, Lifesteal Practice, Minecraft, Network, Practice, PvP, PvP-Network, Raiding, Roleplay, Server, Skills, SpaceXMC, Upcoming

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	6862
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	9078	Gnome Villages Protected:	2

SpaceXMC – Best PvP Network This Server Includes Lifesteal Practice And more Upcoming gamemodes its Asia / India Based Server Over 50+ Gamemodess Where You Can Enhance Your Gameplay And Improve your Gaming Skills

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Cheese-themed server: Corsaire SMP – Gouda PvP, Brie Towny, Asiago Economy, Cheddar Shipbuilding, Havarti Map 1.21

Adventure, alliances, Asiago, Block-warships, Bravery, Brie, cheddar, Cheesethemed, Community, Conquer, Corsaire, Crafting, Creatures, destiny, Economy, edge, Fleet, Gear, gouda, havarti, Map, Monsters, Pirates, PvP, Resources, Rewards, Server, Shipbuilding, Skills, smp, strategy, Towny, Trade, wealth

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	5968
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Towns Built:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Emeralds Found:	3993	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Demon Skulls Collected:	13

Welcome to Corsaire!
Ahoy, adventurers! Get ready for a unique pirate adventure with Corsaire. Where every type of player finds a mission!

Strategic Towny Warfare
🔹 Build your empire \| Form alliances \| Conquer rivals
🔹 Shape the world with your strategy!

Custom Ships
🔹 Sail the seas \| Explore uncharted waters.
🔹 Command your fleet and claim your destiny!
🔹 Build your very own block-warships!

Unique Creatures
🔹 Face custom-designed monsters \| Unlock rare rewards
🔹 Test your skills and bravery!

Innovative Crafting
🔹 Create unique items \| Customize your gear
🔹 Gain the edge in every adventure!

Dynamic Economy
🔹 Trade and build your wealth \| Manage resources
🔹 Your economic decisions shape your power!

Why Corsaire?
🔹 Engaging Community
🔹 Join a world where your actions impact the story
🔹 Connect with fellow pirates and buccaneers!

FAQ

How do I join the server?

To join Corsaire, please follow the instructions on our Discord server.

Are there any rules in Corsaire?

Yes, we have a set of rules in place to ensure a friendly and fair gaming environment. Please refer to the server’s rules document for more information.

Can I play solo or do I need to join a crew?

You can play solo or join a crew in Corsaire. Both options are available for players!

Is PvP allowed on the server?

Yes, PvP (Player vs. Player) is allowed on the server. Be ready to engage in battles with other players!

How can I get custom ships in Corsaire?

You can obtain custom ships in Corsaire by completing certain quests, trading with other players, or crafting them with the required resources.

Are there special events in Corsaire?

Yes, Corsaire hosts special events from time to time where players can participate and win unique rewards. Stay tuned for announcements on our Discord server!

No Homo Schlomo’s Minecraft Server

acceptance, Bigotry, Country, Das rite, discrimination, Diversity, equality, exclusion, globo homo Schlomos, Hate Speech, homo, Homophobia, HUMAN RIGHTS, Inclusivity, intolerance, LGBTQ, lgbtq rights, marginalized communities, Minecraft, not welcomed, prejudice, Schlomos, Server, Social Issues, Xenophobia

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	7879
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Elemental Crystals Collected:	51
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Are you tired of those pesky globo homo Schlomos ruining your Minecraft experience? Look no further, because on our server, they are not welcomed! Join us and experience a world free of globo homo Schlomos, where you can build and mine in peace without their shenanigans.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of the rarest blocks. Rumor has it that if you can find him and trade with him, he will grant you special powers beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the one to uncover the secrets of Blocky Bob?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a wild adventure filled with laughter, friendship, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Just remember, no globo homo Schlomos allowed!

ProfessionCraft SMP: Capitalist Chaos

Architects, artists, Builders, Buildings, Calling, capitalism, capitalist, Chaos, Countries, crimes, decency, Doctor, economic zones, Engineers, Environment, Exploited, healing, home affordability, homogeneous, Humanity, Humiliation, Ideology, Illness, inspiration, Jews, Medicine, MONEY, National Socialism, Nations, next generations, Oppression, perversion, perverted professions, poisonous foods, policemen, POVERTY, ProfessionCraft, Quality, shock, smp, supportive, teachers, Traitor, transgressive art, unfairness, Vaccines, work, workers

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	2411
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	459
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Void Armor Forged:	11
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4

Looking for a Minecraft SMP where you can unleash your inner revolutionary spirit? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for those who believe in National Socialism and want to create a truly homogeneous and supportive community.

Join us and fight against the exploitation of economic zones by the Jews, because who needs money when you have a strong sense of identity and unity, right? Plus, if you’re tired of doctors only caring about making money instead of actually healing people, then this is the server for you.

Our architects and engineers are dedicated to building affordable homes for everyone, regardless of their nationality. And don’t even get us started on the police, teachers, and artists – they’re all in on the conspiracy to oppress the workers and stifle creativity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let’s overthrow the system, one block at a time! #RevolutionaryMinecraftSMP