groszy Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Crafty Cash Grab

boomer, Cash, consumer behavior, Crafty, crash, depression, economic forecasting, economic indicators, economic policy, economic theory, economic trends, economists, Faggots, financial crisis, Financial Stability, Grab, inflation, market analysis, price fluctuations, price increase, price stability, recession, Stagnation

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	3154
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the economy is just as unpredictable as real life! Join us and experience the thrill of inflation, recession, and stagnation all within the comfort of your blocky world. Our economists are actually just a bunch of chickens running around with calculators, and our boomer faggots are actually just villagers who can’t stop talking about the good old days of mining for diamonds. So come on in and see if you can survive the chaos of our economy – just don’t blame us if you end up trading all your emeralds for a stack of dirt!

Crafty Kinks: Not Just a Fetish Server 😉

arousal, arousal triggers, clothing fetish, Crafty, fetish, fetish acceptance, fetish behavior, fetish discovery, fetish exploration, fetish questioning, fetish understanding, fetishism, French, French Culture, Humiliation, kink, kinks, Psychology, Server, sexual arousal, sexual attraction, sexual preferences, turn-ons

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	740
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Mythical Swords Crafted:	87
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Animals Bred:	57	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all your wildest fantasies to come true! Join us and watch as your cock goes rock hard every time you see a woman wearing anything French-related. It’s not just a fetish, it’s a lifestyle choice on our server!

But wait, there’s more! We also offer a special humiliation feature for those who are into that sort of thing. Get ready to be roasted and toasted by our hilarious community of players who will stop at nothing to make you laugh until you cry. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself!

Crafty Princesses Server

Alchemist Karin, Battle Stadium Renewal, Crafty, Dark Scamcha, Deep Quest Expansion, Double Daily Stamina, Golden Week Special Pack, Limited Prize Gacha, Luna Tower, Nanaka UE2s, new player guide, Princess Connect! Re:Dive, Princesses, rate-up banners, Resources/Clans., Server, Spring Kyoka, Spring Suzume, Story Event Rerun, Transfer Student Aoi, VH x3, Vikala, Warlock Djeeta

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	698
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Meteorites Collected:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay your blocky hands on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon is scared to come near us. We once tamed a Creeper and rode it into battle against a horde of zombies. True story.

2. We have events crazier than a pig riding a minecart. From Golden Week Special Pack sales to Double Daily Stamina, we keep the party going 24/7. And don’t even get me started on the Dark Scamcha – it’s a scam, but in a fun way!

3. Our server is so exclusive that even Herobrine tried to join, but we told him he wasn’t cool enough. Sorry, Herobrine, maybe next time.

4. We have more updates than a Redstone contraption on steroids. New stages, new characters, new dungeons – you name it, we got it. And coming soon: Battle Stadium Renewal, Next 6* Unlock, and even a Side Story that will blow your mind.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and become part of the craziest, most epic block-building community in the world! Trust us, you won’t regret it. #BlockPartyForever

Crafty Land of Epic Fails: ‘Does this happen in your country?’

Country, country-specific traditions, Crafty, cross-cultural interactions, Cultural awareness, Cultural differences, cultural diversity, cultural norms, cultural observations, customs, Epic, Fails, global comparison, global perspectives, happen, international perspectives, Land, national identity, regional variations, social behavior, societal norms, societal practices, Traditions, worldwide practices

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	2004
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Potions Brewed:	73	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	10

Tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Join our server and experience a world where pigs fly, cows do the cha-cha, and creepers throw surprise birthday parties for players!

Our server is so wacky, even the villagers have been known to break out into spontaneous dance-offs with the zombies. And don’t even get us started on the chickens who have formed their own rock band.

But the real reason to join our server? The legendary diamond pickaxe that grants wishes! Just whisper your wildest dreams to it and watch as they magically come true. Want a pet dragon? Done. Want to ride a unicorn into battle? You got it.

So come on over to our server and leave reality at the door. Because here, anything is possible – even a llama president running the show.

Otaku’s Heart: The Spiciest SMP Server in All the Land! Join Now for Vanilla Factions Madness on 1.20!

Active mods, Anime Server, bedrock, Community separation, Consensual wars, Discord, easter eggs, Events, Factions, grand opening, Heart, Join, Land, Lore, Lovely spawn, madness, Map Download, Mature individuals, Nations, otakus, Server, Server managers, smp, Spawn area, Spawn minigames, Spiciest, Vanilla, vanilla smp, Wide spawn

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	745
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Chimeras Created:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Villages Defended:	20	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Magic Items Found:	7935	Crops Grown:	6752
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Secret Passages Found:	3

Server Name	SMP Server
Server Type	Vanilla SMP (Bedrock)
Features	Wide and lovely spawn area Events Nations Consensual wars Spawn minigames Active mods Map download every end season Lore & Easter eggs
Community	Combined with an anime discord server, but communities are separated
Preferred Age	Mature individuals

FAQ

Q: How can I join the SMP server?

A: You can join by visiting our Discord server and getting the necessary information and access.

Q: What version of Minecraft is supported?

A: The server is a Bedrock edition server.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, we have a set of rules that all players must follow to ensure a fair and enjoyable gaming experience.

Q: Can I participate in the events on the server?

A: Yes, all players are welcome to participate in the events and activities hosted on the server.

Q: Is the server active and regularly updated?

A: Yes, we have active mods and regular updates to keep the server engaging and fun for all players.

UnfairCraft

Adversity, Challenges, coping mechanisms, dealing with people, good things happen, judgmental attitudes, life isn’t fair, life struggles, mental health, overcoming obstacles, perseverance, personal growth, positive mindset, resilience, self improvement, SSRIs, stop whining, trying hard, UnfairCraft, unfairness, Weed

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	7415
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Mines Excavated:	2234
Potions Brewed:	156	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where life isn’t fair but that’s just the way the cookie crumbles! We believe in tough love and telling it like it is.

Join us and experience the thrill of constantly being told to suck it up and stop whining, only to be reassured two minutes later that life is perfectly fair and you’re just not trying hard enough. It’s like a rollercoaster of emotions, but with blocks and creepers!

Our players are a unique bunch, probably due to all the SSRIs and “weed” they consume. But hey, who needs sanity when you have a diamond pickaxe, right?

So come on down to our server and embrace the chaos. Good things happen to good people, and on our server, you’ll never know what crazy adventure awaits you next!

Crafty Boobs Adventures

#bigbooblovers, #bigtitglobal, #bigtits, #bigtitsmatter, #ignoreandreport, #ignorehaters, #ignorenegativity, #largebreasts, #lovethetits, #paizuriislife, #raiderfreezone, #reportabuse, #reportbullies, #reportshitters, #trollfreezone, Adventures, Bigboobs, Boobs, Crafty, ltg, paizuri, Raiders, Trolls

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	7618
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Void Gems Collected:	14
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where paizuri reigns supreme! If you’re a fan of big personalities and even bigger… plots, then this is the place for you. We have a strict no-troll policy because we’re too busy building epic structures to deal with their shenanigans. And forget about small breasts, we only appreciate the finest pixelated assets here.

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Diamond Boobplate Armor, rumored to grant the wearer the power of infinite paizuri. Battle against the evil Troll King who is trying to steal all the diamonds for himself, but watch out for his minions armed with tiny pickaxes.

So come on down to our server and experience a world where paizuri is love, paizuri is life. Just remember to keep those reporting fingers ready for any troublemakers who dare to disrupt our busty paradise.

QuackSMP: Where geese rule the land and the only PVE threat is angry mallards

accepting, Angry, building, Community, constant updates, Custom Plugins, Development, Geese, Help, Land, mallards, ONLINE, OWNER, Plugins, PvE, QuackSMP, Resets, rule, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Suggestions, Survival, threat, Updates, Welcoming

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	2014
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	86	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

Type	Survival
Plugins	Yes
Pay to Win	No

IP: 104.243.44.91

Discord: https://discord.gg/Z8scpkZDa9

Join us in a brand new survival SMP server with no resets and constant updates. We provide a welcoming and accepting community to all people. As the owner, I’m online often and ready to help out and take suggestions.

Also looking for anyone who would like to help develop the server with custom plugins and building!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I pay to win on this server?	No, we do not support pay to win mechanics.
Are there regular server resets?	No, we do not have regular resets on this server.
Is the community welcoming?	Yes, we have a welcoming and accepting community for all players.
How can I get involved in server development?	You can reach out to the owner for opportunities to help with custom plugin development and building.

BootyCraft LOLz

14th of the month, Booty Royale, BootyCraft, Cliffhanger, comedy, Continuation, Drama, Entertainment, Fan Service, Hagure Idol, Happy, high school, idol anime, IDOLS, japanese animation, lolz, long trail, Manga adaptation, Music, Otaku, pop culture, romance, Suspense

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	6888
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Villages Defended:	18	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us on our crazy adventure where every 14th of the month, we celebrate by throwing a virtual party in the game! Expect fireworks, dancing villagers, and even a surprise appearance from Herobrine himself (just kidding…or are we?).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bandits, a group of mischievous players who roam the land causing chaos and mayhem. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their antics? The choice is yours!

So why wait? Come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected because on our server, anything can happen!

Crafty LOLs: Where we mine for laughs and build epic fails! ‘So is her game coming out or what?’

anticipation, BUILD, Coming, Crafty, Epic, EXCITEMENT, Fails, Game, game announcement, game development, game industry, game launch, game release, game release anticipation, game release date, game release excitement, game release speculation, Gaming Community, Gaming news, laughs, launch date, lols, release date, speculation, upcoming release, video game, Waiting

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	9474
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Towns Built:	9	Love Letters Sent:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Void Gems Collected:	39
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Are you tired of waiting for that game to come out? Well, why not join our Minecraft server instead! Our server is so epic, it’ll make you forget all about that other game. We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the mystical diamond pickaxe hidden somewhere in the world, you’ll gain the power to control time itself. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin!